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Post by JC9 on Sept 3, 2016 16:56:12 GMT
Brilliant chant and would be a shame if it was stopped.
We've got Bony
Wilfred Bony
I just don't think you understand
He's mark Hughes' man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Wilfred Bony
If anything it sounds better than Wollschied
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Post by chiefdelilah on Sept 3, 2016 16:57:07 GMT
No.
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Post by JC9 on Sept 3, 2016 16:58:13 GMT
Why thank you for your pointless reply |
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Post by chiefdelilah on Sept 3, 2016 16:58:59 GMT
Why thank you for your pointless reply Plenty more where that came from. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 3, 2016 17:26:38 GMT
Same issue as I have with the Wollscheid one and both of them being better than Zidane, they don't play in the same position.
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Post by samba :) on Sept 3, 2016 17:26:49 GMT
Brilliant chant and would be a shame if it was stopped. We've got Bony Wilfred Bony I just don't think you understand He's mark Hughes' man He's better than Zidane We've got Wilfred Bony If anything it sounds better than Wollschied Please fuck achy breaky heart off |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 17:27:29 GMT
Yeah..........no.
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Post by glenge on Sept 3, 2016 17:32:44 GMT
How about,
He turned down Torino,
He's better than berahino?
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Post by marwood on Sept 3, 2016 17:36:07 GMT
Boney bone bonestorm, bonestorm i want!
I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone
BANG BANG BANG
WHOSE BEEN CRAWLING THROUGH MY FUCKING HEDGE YOU TOSSPOTS
Boney boner boney M!
Ive got a boney boner!
Rah rah vladimir PUTIN Lover of the Russian Queen!
BANG BANG BANG -FUCKING COINS) ! (In Danish)
(Phone box breaks)
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Post by thestokielad on Sept 3, 2016 17:37:43 GMT
The jermaine pennant song would fit perfect
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Sept 3, 2016 17:39:31 GMT
How about to the old Kenwyne is a Stokie chant...
Oh Bony is a Stokie
He's from the Ivory Coast
He used to play for Swansea
But now he plays for Stoke
He could have gone to China
But came to Trentham Lakes
Cuz Chinese food is ok but he really wants oatcakes
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Sept 3, 2016 17:43:16 GMT
Fuck sake. I was just coming on here to make a mocking comment about how we should sing "Oh Bony is a Stokie" 'cos we're fucking shit at making up 'new' songs, and some bastard has beat me to it & actually gone & done it  So instead I'll go for the groundbreaking chant of.... "Bony, Bony, Bony!" ... Or, as a bonus song "Der, der, der, der, Wilfred Bony!" |
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Post by marwood on Sept 3, 2016 17:47:53 GMT
Ba ba boney boner boner
My photocopiers ran out of toner
Boner on the bus and got thrown off
been watching rentaghost and fancied miss Popov
JUST THEN PEEP HEARD THE MOST MARVELLOUS SINGING
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Post by ohbottom on Sept 3, 2016 17:50:50 GMT
I think Marwood has been on the scrumpy again
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Post by steino1966 on Sept 3, 2016 17:53:08 GMT
The chant to Slade's - Cum On Feel the Noise, was a good suggestion on another post for Bony.
Bruno Martins Indi, could work to the song of Twisted Sisters - We're Not Gonna Take it:
Bruno Martins Indi,
Bruno Martins Indi,
Bruno Martins Indi,
Stoke Cityyyyyyyyy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 18:06:49 GMT
I see Lennon and McCartney have made a sensational comeback again.
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Post by marwood on Sept 3, 2016 18:23:57 GMT
I think Marwood has been on the scrumpy again Do you not find miss popov attractive? |
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Post by turtlefox on Sept 3, 2016 18:45:14 GMT
Nothing against wolly but I don't want that song sung anywhere near Bony.
I'm so happy and his names Wilfried Bony,
and I'm so glad,
that he's playing for my beloved Stoke City.
Yeah Yeaaaeh Yeah.
Lithium, Nirvana
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Post by GlennA on Sept 3, 2016 18:50:54 GMT
'Bony Bony' to the tune of 'Mony Mony' surely? Foolproof.
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Post by LDE76 on Sept 3, 2016 18:52:28 GMT
I see Lennon and McCartney have made a sensational comeback again. Neil and George? Are they on trial at West Brom as well? |
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Post by marwood on Sept 3, 2016 18:59:09 GMT
Biddle biddle biddulph Bony!
Beadles about
beadles about!
Watch out!
That boner will take your eye out!
(Repeat 2 other boney songs originally created in irony for Jack Butland, using old Kenwyne Jones songs)
WHY HAS THECSKY GONE IRANGE WHATS FUCKING HAPORNING
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 19:01:51 GMT
I see Lennon and McCartney have made a sensational comeback again. Neil and George? Are they on trial at West Brom as well? Neil in the cage I can see, but I'm pretty sure George liked getting forward so I'd be surprised if he was on Tony's radar. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 19:05:07 GMT
The Billy Ray Cyrus "song" does my noodle in. I blame Villa fans, for about 2 weeks after they'd been to our place last season i had that "We want him out, Randy Lerner out.." going round my head constantly and i was one step away from making a doctors appointment. I was also one step away from finding Randy Lerner and making him come out! Which I think he now has and he's currently living in San Francisco with his new partner Juan. Just the Juan i wanted to see. I was relieved when England got knocked out of the Euro's so I didnt have to hear that fucking song again! |
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Post by marwood on Sept 3, 2016 19:06:22 GMT
Should be for Butland (when he's fit again). We've got Butland, Super Jack Butland, I just don't think you'll understand, For England he should start, He's better than Joe Hart, We've got super Jack Butland. The chant to Slade's - Cum On Feel the Noise, was a good suggestion on another post for Bony. Bruno Martins Indi, could work to the song of Twisted Sisters - We're Not Gonna Take it: Bruno Martins Indi, Bruno Martins Indi, Bruno Martins Indi, Stoke Cityyyyyyyyy. bruno martins indonsong to the tune of lets all have a disco Oooooh bruno martins indi Can play when it gets windy Nah na na na na (ooooh) Na na na na na (aaaah) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggh lets all HAVE A DISCO (oooh) WITH CATERING from Nabisco (aaaah) Na na na na 00h Oooh bruno martin indi Lets all wear a bindi ON OUR BROWS HE SCORES GOALS |
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Post by ohbottom on Sept 3, 2016 19:08:17 GMT
I think Marwood has been on the scrumpy again Do you not find miss popov attractive? No. I must have been in my late teens / early twenties when she appeared on the show. I think I was filling my special sock to videos of Debbie Harry and Kim Wilde by then. And Annabella Lwin. Oh yes, definitely Annabella Lwin. Coming out of the sea in the vid for I Want Candy. mmmmm. Wonder if it's on youtube.... EDIT: Yes it is. Funny, I remember it being much more, um, arousing, than it seems now  |
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Post by orfyboothen on Sept 3, 2016 19:18:44 GMT
I think someone has mentioned this on another thread and I (honestly!) Had the same thought independently but...
If we don't take the Chesney Hawkes classic 'I am the one and only' and turn it into a Wilfred Bony tribute, we are surely missing a trick.
Something like?
He is the Wilfred Bony
Nobody we'd rather be
He is the Wilfred Bony
And you can't take him away from me
Alternatively, we could shoehorn the words Stoke City in there somewhere else. e.g. the last line could become And he scores goals for Stoke City
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Post by chiefdelilah on Sept 3, 2016 19:20:29 GMT
Football needs more Chesney Hawkes.
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Post by numpty40 on Sept 3, 2016 19:25:44 GMT
'Bony Bony' to the tune of 'Mony Mony' surely? Foolproof. It has to be, nice and easy. Even I could sing along to that  |
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Post by gnosallpotter on Sept 3, 2016 19:26:05 GMT
We could just steal swanseas
Come on wilfried bony
Score some goals for city
We'll go wild wild wild
Repeat
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Post by marwood on Sept 3, 2016 19:30:48 GMT
Ooooooooooooooh my willy
Remember (when when)
I remember (yeah remember)
Babafoo babadoo
Shalla balla bing bong
When (when) did we last have a player called wilf (wilf wilf wilf)
Cant remember the exact tune that this song fits but its by Showaddy waddy
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