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Post by manmarking on Apr 22, 2016 23:15:50 GMT
Late night thread here, Cakers. What weird and wonderful unconventional things do you find attractive in people you want to knock the back out of? I'll go first: I quite like it when a lass is a bit sweaty. NB. like she's just been for a run, not like she's got B.O.  |
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Post by mtrstudent on Apr 22, 2016 23:31:05 GMT
I see her buying Asda Smart Price, preferably mushy peas, but she doesn't look malnourished.
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Post by lastoftheldk on Apr 22, 2016 23:42:55 GMT
Hi vis and rigger boots
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Post by mumf on Apr 22, 2016 23:51:06 GMT
Late night thread here, Cakers. What weird and wonderful unconventional things do you find attractive in people you want to knock the back out of? I'll go first: I quite like it when a lass is a bit sweaty. NB. like she's just been for a run, not like she's got B.O. I think subversive and diversionary tactics by starting a new thread to deflect the outrage expressed by another is one that is doomed to failure for the reasons already exposed ...  Goodnight . mumf . Cultural ambassador for Fegg Hayes and Brindley Ford . Founder of the Fegg Hayes Freedom Fighters . Sheriff of Corbyn County . |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 3:28:18 GMT
Farting ladies.
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Post by bathstoke on Apr 23, 2016 6:05:43 GMT
What, Like the bloke out of Village People |
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Post by lastoftheldk on Apr 23, 2016 7:11:40 GMT
What, Like the bloke out of Village People No, more like the Benassi dance tune |
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Post by manmarking on Apr 23, 2016 7:12:41 GMT
Late night thread here, Cakers. What weird and wonderful unconventional things do you find attractive in people you want to knock the back out of? I'll go first: I quite like it when a lass is a bit sweaty. NB. like she's just been for a run, not like she's got B.O. I think subversive and diversionary tactics by starting a new thread to deflect the outrage expressed by another is one that is doomed to failure for the reasons already exposed ... Goodnight . mumf . Cultural ambassador for Fegg Hayes and Brindley Ford . Founder of the Fegg Hayes Freedom Fighters . Sheriff of Corbyn County . I'd gone to bed mate. It's what people who don't live in Thailand do at about 00.30 GMT. Do chill out  And you accuse me of spamming.... |
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Post by manmarking on Apr 23, 2016 9:07:45 GMT
I see her buying Asda Smart Price, preferably mushy peas, but she doesn't look malnourished. Is it just Asda Smart Price mtr, or would a Sainsbury's Basics, Tesco Value type of gal do it for you too? |
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Post by manmarking on Apr 23, 2016 9:09:34 GMT
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Post by manmarking on Apr 23, 2016 9:10:40 GMT
Fragrance-free or perfumed mate? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 13:29:08 GMT
Smoking
Neon clothing like leggings and such.
A woman in a man's shirt and fuck all else.
Lots of 1980s films give me a severe rock on. I can't watch Weird Science in one sitting.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 14:55:29 GMT
Fragrance-free or perfumed mate? Ale ones |
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Post by trentvale68 on Apr 23, 2016 14:56:33 GMT
Big Nips & Big Lips
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Post by redstriper on Apr 23, 2016 15:28:27 GMT
being completely free of tattoos and knowing their place |
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Post by trentvale68 on Apr 23, 2016 15:50:02 GMT
Yeah I have to say tats up the arms and a fag in the mouth is a bit of a turn off for me
Drunkenness isn't the most attractive option either!
Guess that's me stuffed round my way then ;-)
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Post by trickydicky73 on Apr 23, 2016 23:14:20 GMT
Prominent teeth. Not like Jaws or Janet Street Porter, I'm thinking Billie Piper or Joanna Lumley stylee.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 23, 2016 23:30:42 GMT
Prominent teeth. Not like Jaws or Janet Street Porter, I'm thinking Billie Piper or Joanna Lumley stylee. D'Arcy Bussell? Beth Tweddle? |
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Post by trickydicky73 on Apr 23, 2016 23:37:40 GMT
Prominent teeth. Not like Jaws or Janet Street Porter, I'm thinking Billie Piper or Joanna Lumley stylee. D'Arcy Bussell? Beth Tweddle? Most definitely! Fancy a tussle, Busseĺl? Show us yer medal, Tweddle! |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Apr 23, 2016 23:45:53 GMT
Ones that can't run very fast.
Nightmare trying to run the length of a few streets with a massive knife.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 23:57:43 GMT
Birds that will fart in your mouth without releasing a full shit for under £80.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 0:32:29 GMT
being completely free of tattoos and knowing their place I'll be honest, I like them covered in tattoos and with blue hair. Hard to know what colour their hair is, and whether they have tattoos when you're licking their arses though. |
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Post by mtrstudent on Apr 24, 2016 14:13:48 GMT
I see her buying Asda Smart Price, preferably mushy peas, but she doesn't look malnourished. Is it just Asda Smart Price mtr, or would a Sainsbury's Basics, Tesco Value type of gal do it for you too? That works too, but Waitrose Essentials ironing water and caviar definitely doesn't. I've never admitted this to anyone before but I know there're gonna be some proper weirdos on here so it feels safe |
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Post by manmarking on Apr 24, 2016 20:07:01 GMT
Is it just Asda Smart Price mtr, or would a Sainsbury's Basics, Tesco Value type of gal do it for you too? That works too, but Waitrose Essentials ironing water and caviar definitely doesn't. I've never admitted this to anyone before but I know there're gonna be some proper weirdos on here so it feels safe That's the great about the EE Board. There's always someone knocking about who'll make you feel better about yourself |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 20:47:25 GMT
Bad posture. Not awful, but like a sideways lean.
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Post by bathstoke on Apr 24, 2016 20:53:55 GMT
Bad posture. Not awful, but like a sideways lean. What, are you talking about some sort of effective shuffle, like Huggy Bear!?! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 21:03:16 GMT
Bad posture. Not awful, but like a sideways lean. What, are you talking about some sort of effective shuffle, like Huggy Bear!?! Let me find a pic... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 21:23:45 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 21:45:32 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 24, 2016 22:18:15 GMT
When I was more of a swordsmith I always enjoyed the thrill of the nipple reveal.
Relished the surprise.
The bigger, more unusual or grotesque the better.
Always find it arousing/amusing in equal measure.
An attractive woman with 'ugly' incongruous nipples.
Not against an inverted nipple, dated a girl with one of each for a while.
I liked the choice it gave.
Small 'man' nipples on a woman are a disappointment, and I once encountered a pair that were an indistinguishable colour from the rest of the breast.
Which was weird.
Not a fan of fake knockers, would prefer a small awkward set than fake uns.
Once courted a beautiful blonde nurse who had striking labia of the strangest blue hue.
Kept me fascinated for a while. {No, she wasn't dead.}
Given the chance, probably have a go on owt these days.
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