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Post by Waggy on Apr 16, 2016 7:13:01 GMT
I feel i could make fortune. Had a bad night sleep but the bonus was whilst i was tossing , i had a brainwave.
Lamp Posts desguised to look like a tree. Old ones will have a cover made of recycled tin cans to have a few branches and a trunk with a light on the top.
New ones are obviously made to look like a tree painted brown trunk and painted green leaves.
Lighting LED of course.
Any thoughts before i try get some sleep before my afternoon outing
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Post by mumf on Apr 16, 2016 7:15:11 GMT
I'd get your wiring checked.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 16, 2016 9:00:02 GMT
I feel i could make fortune. Had a bad night sleep but the bonus was whilst i was tossing , i had a brainwave. Lamp Posts desguised to look like a tree. Old ones will have a cover made of recycled tin cans to have a few branches and a trunk with a light on the top. New ones are obviously made to look like a tree painted brown trunk and painted green leaves. Lighting LED of course. Any thoughts before i try get some sleep before my afternoon outing Great idea Coiin. The only problem I can think of is that when the bulb goes the council workers are going to have a job finding the pole to change it. They'll be up every Ash and Birch tree trying to find the fucker. No I think you need to get some sleep and think a bit more on the matter mate. When I can't sleep at night I usually get up, make a cup of tea and sit and scratch my bollocks for a bit. It doesn't help me think, but it's very satisfying. Give it a try, you'll be back in the land of nod and counting lamp posts before you know it. |
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Post by Waggy on Apr 16, 2016 13:27:55 GMT
I feel i could make fortune. Had a bad night sleep but the bonus was whilst i was tossing , i had a brainwave. Lamp Posts desguised to look like a tree. Old ones will have a cover made of recycled tin cans to have a few branches and a trunk with a light on the top. New ones are obviously made to look like a tree painted brown trunk and painted green leaves. Lighting LED of course. Any thoughts before i try get some sleep before my afternoon outing Great idea Coiin. The only problem I can think of is that when the bulb goes the council workers are going to have a job finding the pole to change it. They'll be up every Ash and Birch tree trying to find the fucker. No I think you need to get some sleep and think a bit more on the matter mate. When I can't sleep at night I usually get up, make a cup of tea and sit and scratch my bollocks for a bit. It doesn't help me think, but it's very satisfying. Give it a try, you'll be back in the land of nod and counting lamp posts before you know it. Good point Bill. Ive just awoke. Think my idea was a bit of a wrong un. You are right it could take hours to find the lamp post from the trees. I was tossing like a nutter last night . Just kept think " colin, count sheep " but then ended up inventing robot sheperds and things. im a bit tense at the moment |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 16, 2016 14:18:07 GMT
Great idea Coiin. The only problem I can think of is that when the bulb goes the council workers are going to have a job finding the pole to change it. They'll be up every Ash and Birch tree trying to find the fucker. No I think you need to get some sleep and think a bit more on the matter mate. When I can't sleep at night I usually get up, make a cup of tea and sit and scratch my bollocks for a bit. It doesn't help me think, but it's very satisfying. Give it a try, you'll be back in the land of nod and counting lamp posts before you know it. Good point Bill. Ive just awoke. Think my idea was a bit of a wrong un. You are right it could take hours to find the lamp post from the trees. I was tossing like a nutter last night . Just kept think " colin, count sheep " but then ended up inventing robot sheperds and things. im a bit tense at the moment You need to find yourself a good woman Colin. Maybe you should put a bit more effort in with Wendy. She is probably sitting at home crocheting while eagerly anticipating your invitation to take her up the Tolkien trail. |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 16, 2016 15:14:00 GMT
It's kind of been done quite a long time ago , a telephone mast along the m4 in amongst some trees , looks like a tree
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Post by Waggy on Apr 17, 2016 13:55:39 GMT
Good point Bill. Ive just awoke. Think my idea was a bit of a wrong un. You are right it could take hours to find the lamp post from the trees. I was tossing like a nutter last night . Just kept think " colin, count sheep " but then ended up inventing robot sheperds and things. im a bit tense at the moment You need to find yourself a good woman Colin. Maybe you should put a bit more effort in with Wendy. She is probably sitting at home crocheting while eagerly anticipating your invitation to take her up the Tolkien trail. Yes you maybe right. I offered Wendy a uncle joes mintball on friday and she accepted. Its progressing |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 17, 2016 16:10:05 GMT
You need to find yourself a good woman Colin. Maybe you should put a bit more effort in with Wendy. She is probably sitting at home crocheting while eagerly anticipating your invitation to take her up the Tolkien trail. Yes you maybe right. I offered Wendy a uncle joes mintball on friday and she accepted. Its progressing Sounds promising. Don't go overboard with the gifts though Colin or she'll end up expecting them all the time. I keep my old lady sweet with an occasional present such as a new ironing board cover on her birthday or a new head for the Hoover at Christmas. You don't want to spoil her from the off mate.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2016 17:24:01 GMT
Hmm think it might go rusty when my dog scents it
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Post by 4372 on Apr 17, 2016 20:21:54 GMT
I think you have had your lightbulb moment.
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Post by Waggy on Apr 18, 2016 5:36:24 GMT
Yes you maybe right. I offered Wendy a uncle joes mintball on friday and she accepted. Its progressing Sounds promising. Don't go overboard with the gifts though Colin or she'll end up expecting them all the time. I keep my old lady sweet with an occasional present such as a new ironing board cover on her birthday or a new head for the Hoover at Christmas. You don't want to spoil her from the off mate. True as always Bill. Barry ( Baz) at work says " colin theyt dunna want a woman or if thee do mak sure you put er in er place early on i tell thee" Not sure to adopt Barrys approach or be a Gent |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 18, 2016 7:37:24 GMT
Sounds promising. Don't go overboard with the gifts though Colin or she'll end up expecting them all the time. I keep my old lady sweet with an occasional present such as a new ironing board cover on her birthday or a new head for the Hoover at Christmas. You don't want to spoil her from the off mate. True as always Bill. Barry ( Baz) at work says " colin theyt dunna want a woman or if thee do mak sure you put er in er place early on i tell thee" Not sure to adopt Barrys approach or be a Gent I like to treat my wife like a Princess Colin. I can always tell when she is touched by the gifts I buy her as she has a little tear in her eye when she unwraps them. It makes all the effort worthwhile mate. |
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Post by Waggy on Apr 18, 2016 21:13:57 GMT
True as always Bill. Barry ( Baz) at work says " colin theyt dunna want a woman or if thee do mak sure you put er in er place early on i tell thee" Not sure to adopt Barrys approach or be a Gent I like to treat my wife like a Princess Colin. I can always tell when she is touched by the gifts I buy her as she has a little tear in her eye when she unwraps them. It makes all the effort worthwhile mate. Lovely bill lovely |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 19, 2016 7:00:50 GMT
I like to treat my wife like a Princess Colin. I can always tell when she is touched by the gifts I buy her as she has a little tear in her eye when she unwraps them. It makes all the effort worthwhile mate. Lovely bill lovely I once bought her a sewing kit so that she could darn the holes in my Y fronts. She was speechless with joy. |
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Post by Waggy on Apr 19, 2016 8:09:13 GMT
I once bought her a sewing kit so that she could darn the holes in my Y fronts. She was speechless with joy. Bill , you are a role model to me. I may buy wendy an apron , its her birthday next week. That may woo her |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2016 9:20:46 GMT
I feel i could make fortune. Had a bad night sleep but the bonus was whilst i was tossing , i had a brainwave. Lamp Posts desguised to look like a tree. Old ones will have a cover made of recycled tin cans to have a few branches and a trunk with a light on the top. New ones are obviously made to look like a tree painted brown trunk and painted green leaves. Lighting LED of course. Any thoughts before i try get some sleep before my afternoon outing I dont know any man that can sleep while tossing! I usually wait until after. |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 19, 2016 11:36:43 GMT
I once bought her a sewing kit so that she could darn the holes in my Y fronts. She was speechless with joy. Bill , you are a role model to me. I may buy wendy an apron , its her birthday next week. That may woo her I think she'll like that Colin. Its our wedding anniversary soon I might get my wife a new bath mat and toilet seat cover in avocado to match the bathroom suite. |
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Post by Waggy on Apr 19, 2016 15:42:11 GMT
Bill , you are a role model to me. I may buy wendy an apron , its her birthday next week. That may woo her I think she'll like that Colin. Its our wedding anniversary soon I might get my wife a new bath mat and toilet seat cover in avocado to match the bathroom suite. Bill, sounds a lovely gesture. Ive finished work for the day and another progression in my pursuit of wendy. She needed a pen , so i lent her one and said " wendy you can keep it, its got a lovey nib". I wonder what shes thinking |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 19, 2016 17:37:45 GMT
I think she'll like that Colin. Its our wedding anniversary soon I might get my wife a new bath mat and toilet seat cover in avocado to match the bathroom suite. Bill, sounds a lovely gesture. Ive finished work for the day and another progression in my pursuit of wendy. She needed a pen , so i lent her one and said " wendy you can keep it, its got a lovey nib". I wonder what shes thinking She's probably nibbling on the end of the pen and thinking of you right now Colin. If she asks you if you want to dip your nib into her ink pot I think you could be in there mate. |
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Post by Waggy on Apr 19, 2016 17:39:09 GMT
Bill, sounds a lovely gesture. Ive finished work for the day and another progression in my pursuit of wendy. She needed a pen , so i lent her one and said " wendy you can keep it, its got a lovey nib". I wonder what shes thinking She's probably nibbling on the end of the pen and thinking of you right now Colin. If she asks you if you want to dip your nib into her ink pot I think you could be in there mate. Well i'd love to see suck and nibble my pen |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 19, 2016 18:01:25 GMT
She's probably nibbling on the end of the pen and thinking of you right now Colin. If she asks you if you want to dip your nib into her ink pot I think you could be in there mate. Well i'd love to see suck and nibble my pen Absolutely. Keep up the charm offensive and that won't be all she's nibbling on. You'll be sharing your corned beef sandwiches and canoodling in the stationary cupboard before you know it. |
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Post by Waggy on Apr 19, 2016 18:44:08 GMT
Well i'd love to see suck and nibble my pen Absolutely. Keep up the charm offensive and that won't be all she's nibbling on. You'll be sharing your corned beef sandwiches and canoodling in the stationary cupboard before you know it. Oooh. I may take an extra scotch egg for lunch tomorrow and offer her a bit |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 19, 2016 18:59:19 GMT
Absolutely. Keep up the charm offensive and that won't be all she's nibbling on. You'll be sharing your corned beef sandwiches and canoodling in the stationary cupboard before you know it. Oooh. I may take an extra scotch egg for lunch tomorrow and offer her a bit Or maybe take a Kit Kat and offer her a finger? |
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Post by Waggy on Apr 19, 2016 19:25:58 GMT
Oooh. I may take an extra scotch egg for lunch tomorrow and offer her a bit Or maybe take a Kit Kat and offer her a finger? Ive seen Wendy having a finger at her desk over lunch. Good idea i will offer her one tomorrow Bill |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 19, 2016 21:41:11 GMT
Or maybe take a Kit Kat and offer her a finger? Ive seen Wendy having a finger at her desk over lunch. Good idea i will offer her one tomorrow Bill Yes I think a lot of women secretly like a sneaky finger at lunch time Colin. |
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