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Post by Waggy on Apr 11, 2016 19:23:38 GMT
I have had loose bowels for a few years and can count the number of times ive had a stool of a cosistant shape. Does anybody think i need to see a doctor or is this normal??
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Post by mumf on Apr 11, 2016 19:36:02 GMT
Try sticking something up it .
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 11, 2016 19:51:01 GMT
waggy if that's a serious question then I'd see a doc, there'll be soething they can do for you more than likely.
Otherwise you could reversion a tampon...
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 11, 2016 20:02:46 GMT
waggy if that's a serious question then I'd see a doc, there'll be soething they can do for you more than likely. Otherwise you could reversion a tampon... Don't encourage him sal
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Post by Skankmonkey on Apr 11, 2016 21:57:43 GMT
Do you drink more than 6 pints of Banks' Bitter a day waggy? If so it's normal, otherwise I should raise it with the doc mate.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 11, 2016 22:08:35 GMT
I have had loose bowels for a few years and can count the number of times ive had a stool of a cosistant shape. Does anybody think i need to see a doctor or is this normal?? A few years? That doesn't sound normal Colin. I'd get the Quack to have a shufti up your jacksie if I were you. Mind you if you spend too much time with Trevor you'll never shit right again mate.
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 5:22:39 GMT
waggy if that's a serious question then I'd see a doc, there'll be soething they can do for you more than likely. Otherwise you could reversion a tampon... Yes serious. I used to eat weetabix and put it down to that. Now i eat porridge so could be that. Do anyother porridge eaters become very loose when depositing?
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 5:23:09 GMT
waggy if that's a serious question then I'd see a doc, there'll be soething they can do for you more than likely. Otherwise you could reversion a tampon... Don't encourage him sal Im not loose that is seeps out the anus
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 5:23:34 GMT
Do you drink more than 6 pints of Banks' Bitter a day waggy? If so it's normal, otherwise I should raise it with the doc mate. Only weekends do i sip the ale.
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 5:24:41 GMT
I have had loose bowels for a few years and can count the number of times ive had a stool of a cosistant shape. Does anybody think i need to see a doctor or is this normal?? A few years? That doesn't sound normal Colin. I'd get the Quack to have a shufti up your jacksie if I were you. Mind you if you spend too much time with Trevor you'll never shit right again mate. Yea might see a quack to have a word. Trevor says i could have IBS .
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 5:25:10 GMT
Im just on the loo now typing on my iphone 4. Its loose again
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Post by bathstoke on Apr 12, 2016 7:26:35 GMT
A few years? That doesn't sound normal Colin. I'd get the Quack to have a shufti up your jacksie if I were you. Mind you if you spend too much time with Trevor you'll never shit right again mate. Yea might see a quack to have a word. Trevor says i could have IBS . IDS is all over the media today, banging on to anyone who'll listen
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 12, 2016 8:58:20 GMT
Im just on the loo now typing on my iphone 4. Its loose again don't forget to wash your hands Colin.
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Post by cooper67 on Apr 12, 2016 10:44:53 GMT
Try sticking something up it . That's probably half the problem.
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Post by basingstokie on Apr 12, 2016 11:56:53 GMT
I love that you are asking the Oatcake, which is full of Harley Street Doctors what to do
If I were you I'd just suck it up (not literally) and get on with life. You've lived with it for year and don't want to be burdening the NHS with your problems
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2016 11:59:01 GMT
See a doctor mate!
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Post by blurtonboy on Apr 12, 2016 12:38:50 GMT
Is that why Wendy has not gone out with you yet Colin, because she likes a hard one?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2016 15:48:22 GMT
Take 3 packets of gravy browning some syrup of figs and drink a crate on Newcastle Brown.........It won't cure your shits but it will teach you what your arse is for =)
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Post by mumf on Apr 12, 2016 16:21:13 GMT
Oi Waggy .....Have you sorted your arse out yet ?
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Post by steve66 on Apr 12, 2016 16:37:55 GMT
Take 3 packets of gravy browning some syrup of figs and drink a crate on Newcastle Brown.........It won't cure your shits but it will teach you what your arse is for =) Sounds like he's passed that stage!
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Post by steve66 on Apr 12, 2016 16:41:36 GMT
I have had loose bowels for a few years and can count the number of times ive had a stool of a cosistant shape. Does anybody think i need to see a doctor or is this normal?? If it hinders cleaning the windows then most definitely go the docs
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 17:46:26 GMT
Im just on the loo now typing on my iphone 4. Its loose again don't forget to wash your hands Colin. Always do after a number 2 Bill and after a number 1
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 17:47:06 GMT
I love that you are asking the Oatcake, which is full of Harley Street Doctors what to do If I were you I'd just suck it up (not literally) and get on with life. You've lived with it for year and don't want to be burdening the NHS with your problems Are there many specialists on the oatcake
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 17:48:57 GMT
Is that why Wendy has not gone out with you yet Colin, because she likes a hard one? Im still working on it. I havent asked to out as such but dropped hints eg " hi wendy, how are you, well? Im well and theres a nice restaurant in town" . I must have her thinking
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 17:49:54 GMT
Oi Waggy .....Have you sorted your arse out yet ? Ive booked to see a doc. I will have to make sure i go home first to make sure my anus is clean
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Post by basingstokie on Apr 12, 2016 18:17:10 GMT
I love that you are asking the Oatcake, which is full of Harley Street Doctors what to do If I were you I'd just suck it up (not literally) and get on with life. You've lived with it for year and don't want to be burdening the NHS with your problems Are there many specialists on the oatcake Loads. Most of us are Doctors, Lawyers and Economists with phd's from Harvard
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 12, 2016 19:18:54 GMT
don't forget to wash your hands Colin. Always do after a number 2 Bill and after a number 1 It wasn't you at West Ham away was it? Balls n all in the sink. If you're off to see the quack, be prepared for a digital rectal examination. It's a bit like a Friday night with Trevor but without the sherry and the foreplay.
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Post by Waggy on Apr 12, 2016 19:51:54 GMT
Always do after a number 2 Bill and after a number 1 It wasn't you at West Ham away was it? Balls n all in the sink. If you're off to see the quack, be prepared for a digital rectal examination. It's a bit like a Friday night with Trevor but without the sherry and the foreplay. To be honest Bill i dont remember much after the sherry on a friday. The 'west ham gate' was not i. I saw it though. Im still seething about my new ( at the time) shoes been splashed upon by a forceful piddler at that game.
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Post by mrcholmondleywarner on Apr 12, 2016 21:27:38 GMT
There are benefits of constant looseness:-
1. You only need to flush once.
2. The pebbledash never needs brush attention.
3. Reduced shit ticket usage; certainly no 'hot tar poos'
4. Less likely to get piles; no pushing required.
5. Speedy, full bowel evacuation in the time it takes to sneeze.
One word of caution though; it's time to seek medical attention if you get spatter above the flush-line.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 12, 2016 22:10:40 GMT
It wasn't you at West Ham away was it? Balls n all in the sink. If you're off to see the quack, be prepared for a digital rectal examination. It's a bit like a Friday night with Trevor but without the sherry and the foreplay. To be honest Bill i dont remember much after the sherry on a friday. The 'west ham gate' was not i. I saw it though. Im still seething about my new ( at the time) shoes been splashed upon by a forceful piddler at that game. Too right. No one wants yellow stains on their hush puppies Colin. I suffered the indignity of having someone else's splash back on me at the last home game. Most annoying when you look as though you've dribbled down your corduroys but it belongs to the septuagenarian with the enlarged prostate standing next to you.
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