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Post by mumf on Apr 5, 2016 8:08:55 GMT
The deadline for having your dog microchipped is tomorrow ....
or face a £500 fine...!
You have been warned .
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Post by superstokiesimo on Apr 5, 2016 8:10:12 GMT
you need microchipping you daft sod
and if carps get one or two stapled to his thick skull it might work like a Pentium chip with a maths co-processor on his brain and he'd be able to add things up for once ....git
its clear that mumf is dr. frankenstein and carpy is the monster with fecking "L" plates ...init?
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 5, 2016 8:31:26 GMT
The deadline for having your dog microchipped is tomorrow .... or face a £500 fine...! You have been warned . You picked up a stalker or 2 already ? |
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Post by mumf on Apr 5, 2016 8:32:54 GMT
The law also applies to mad barking dogs harry .
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Post by manmarking on Apr 5, 2016 8:39:34 GMT
The law also applies to mad barking dogs harry . Supersimo ain't me mate. God forbid you should ever take up clay pigeon shooting, you're way off the mark again. My dog is already chipped but thanks as ever for the canine info anyway. Always useful  |
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Post by crapslinger on Apr 5, 2016 11:17:49 GMT
The law also applies to mad barking dogs harry . Does it also apply to Trolls. |
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Post by superstokiesimo on Apr 5, 2016 11:20:47 GMT
The law also applies to mad barking dogs harry . Does it also apply to Trolls. have you had your chip implanted yet? |
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Post by mumf on Apr 5, 2016 13:19:01 GMT
The law also applies to mad barking dogs harry . Does it also apply to Trolls. No ...castration is the preferred option in such cases ....at least it stops them from biting at their own knackers in frustration when they become bored of slagging everyone else off . Many end up sad lonely basket cases ...out of work ...no hopers . Sad int eet ?   |
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Post by blurtonboy on Apr 5, 2016 13:32:13 GMT
I got my dog chipped, tasted bloody lovely with peas & gravy.
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Post by elystokie on Apr 5, 2016 14:19:35 GMT
The deadline for having your dog microchipped is tomorrow .... or face a £500 fine...! You have been warned . If they find a dog running around ownerless that isn't microchipped how will they know who to fine? |
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Post by manmarking on Apr 5, 2016 14:41:11 GMT
The law also applies to mad barking dogs harry . Does it also apply to Trolls. Take it you're talking to yourself again carps? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2016 14:56:00 GMT
Will they be issuing barking tickets for dogs that stray too long?
Be a better idea to chip the bloody kids on our estate. like living in a bloody skip in places.
Anyway mine answer to the name of "Can I lick your bald head and nibble your ears" and "Give me your moo cow biscuits or I'll stare at you with sad eyes"
Both chipped both have their shit cleaned up what next from the Dog hating bastards?
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Post by Gods on Apr 5, 2016 14:57:32 GMT
The deadline for having your dog microchipped is tomorrow .... or face a £500 fine...! You have been warned . It seems like a good idea to me in principle but one of those laws which will be nigh on impossible to enforce. |
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Post by partickpotter on Apr 5, 2016 16:34:29 GMT
Thanks for the reminder - dog now booked in!
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Post by maninasuitcase on Apr 5, 2016 17:19:48 GMT
The deadline for having your dog microchipped is tomorrow .... or face a £500 fine...! You have been warned . I didn't know that. Will have to get mine done. Thanks for the heads up. |
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Post by mumf on Apr 5, 2016 17:40:07 GMT
Will they be issuing barking tickets for dogs that stray too long? Be a better idea to chip the bloody kids on our estate. like living in a bloody skip in places. Anyway mine answer to the name of "Can I lick your bald head and nibble your ears" and "Give me your moo cow biscuits or I'll stare at you with sad eyes" Both chipped both have their shit cleaned up what next from the Dog hating bastards? Sounds rather like Elton near Ellesmere Port . There are some really nice houses in the village but when you look more closely nearly all the houses have vans parked on the drive with snotty kids and terrier type dogs running loose all over the place . None of the vans have company names on them , just common Irish names on the side like Seamus or Patrick and a mobile number . Many specialise in Tarmacing drives , cutting trees and shouting and swearing ....The kids are like wild fucking animals and there are human turds deposited everywhere . I stopped there the other day to observe some work they are doing on the wind turbines and discovered that one of the village elders had just died whilst lifting some electric cables and was subsequently electrocuted. Practically half of Ireland had turned up for the funeral and the police had turned out in force . As a result ,many of the properties are some of the cheapest in Cheshire because no fucker wants to live next door to one of them . It really is a bloody nightmare . |
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Post by mumf on Apr 5, 2016 17:49:24 GMT
The deadline for having your dog microchipped is tomorrow .... or face a £500 fine...! You have been warned . If they find a dog running around ownerless that isn't microchipped how will they know who to fine? Quite right ....they wont . Whats more , more dogs will end up being destroyed as a result because the owners will not want to claim their dogs and have to pay a fine as a result . God knows how or who thought up this stupid piece of legislation but whoever it was deserves to be put down themselves . The law on dog ownership and dog cruelty needs to be tightened up and stricter penalties imposed , but this particular one is going to cause outrage and havoc once the full impact is understood . Animal charities are already struggling with vast amounts of unwanted pets and this is going to create even more problems ....its an absolute shambles . |
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Post by harryburrows on Apr 5, 2016 18:00:09 GMT
Will they be issuing barking tickets for dogs that stray too long? Be a better idea to chip the bloody kids on our estate. like living in a bloody skip in places. Anyway mine answer to the name of "Can I lick your bald head and nibble your ears" and "Give me your moo cow biscuits or I'll stare at you with sad eyes" Both chipped both have their shit cleaned up what next from the Dog hating bastards? Sounds rather like Elton near Ellesmere Port . There are some really nice houses in the village but when you look more closely nearly all the houses have vans parked on the drive with snotty kids and terrier type dogs running loose all over the place . None of the vans have company names on them , just common Irish names on the side like Seamus or Patrick and a mobile number . Many specialise in Tarmacing drives , cutting trees and shouting and swearing ....The kids are like wild fucking animals and there are human turds deposited everywhere . I stopped there the other day to observe some work they are doing on the wind turbines and discovered that one of the village elders had just died whilst lifting some electric cables and was subsequently electrocuted. Practically half of Ireland had turned up for the funeral and the police had turned out in force . As a result ,many of the properties are some of the cheapest in Cheshire because no fucker wants to live next door to one of them . It really is a bloody nightmare . Don't tell the Irish are on your shit list as well  |
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Post by mumf on Apr 5, 2016 18:03:06 GMT
Chefs ,the Irish , trannies ....especially those made by ford ...you name it ...
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 5, 2016 18:10:08 GMT
The deadline for having your dog microchipped is tomorrow .... or face a £500 fine...! You have been warned . If they find a dog running around ownerless that isn't microchipped how will they know who to fine? Any copper worth his salt will follow the dog and wait for it to go home.  |
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Post by crapslinger on Apr 5, 2016 19:44:40 GMT
If they find a dog running around ownerless that isn't microchipped how will they know who to fine? Any copper worth his salt will follow the dog and wait for it to go home. You are lucky if the fuckers turn up if your house is burgled, another stupid law that is near enough impossible to enforce, you only have to look at the number of motorists driving around with mobile phones in hand or even texting when driving to see how law is going, parking on pavements etc. all ignored by the thin blue line, they won't give a flying fuck about an unregistered dog unless of course it bites one of the fuckers. |
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Post by mumf on Apr 5, 2016 20:22:35 GMT
I wonder how much this little gem of new legislation cost to set up ?
I wonder who was consulted and how much the advice cost ?
I wonder if the dog charities were consulted ?
More money wasted ....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2016 8:27:14 GMT
How much does it cost to get your mutt chipped? Surely if its a legal requirement there must be some form of cap on the costing?
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Post by superstokiesimo on Apr 6, 2016 9:21:47 GMT
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Post by felonious on Jul 1, 2017 6:43:08 GMT
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Post by flashman on Jul 1, 2017 6:54:11 GMT
If anyone hears of the first prosecution in relation to this legislation then would they please let me know .
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Post by rat on Jul 1, 2017 7:51:13 GMT
wtf! |
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Post by felonious on Jul 1, 2017 12:55:35 GMT
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