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Post by greystokie on Mar 29, 2016 6:53:45 GMT
I've always been absolutely useless at football so it has to be Danny Collins for me
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Post by Northy on Mar 29, 2016 7:08:32 GMT
Wasn't too bad, played wide right mostly, and up front off the big man, scored a few decent goals, missed some easier chances, not the best with the head, also played centre mid and as the years progressed dropped (or was dropped )to full back, played last competitive game when I was 50 in the Crewe & District league, had a good engine, (still running sub 50 10k's and sub 1.45 half marathons). Trying to think of a player like that, Ryan Shotton under TP?, as Ive never played centre half
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 7:13:34 GMT
Im my mind, Paul Peshisolido
In reality, the shittest parts of Paul Stewart, Kyle Lightbourne and Vincent Pericard all morphed in to a big bag of wank
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Post by breakonthrough on Mar 29, 2016 7:30:25 GMT
Peter Hoekstra... Could have played at a decent level but too injury prone..not played 11 a side for around 5 years and I've only just turned 30 *dooohh* Although I'd run all day so a cross between him and affelay as I'd play across between the midfield or off the striker.
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Post by stiggerstackle on Mar 29, 2016 8:27:48 GMT
I don't think we've ever had a snide, dirty bastard quite as useless on the ball as me, but if we have, it would be him crossed with the outrageous beauty of Lenny...
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Mar 29, 2016 8:33:27 GMT
George Eastham.. skinny,great passer and scored important goals.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Mar 29, 2016 8:54:25 GMT
Me? John Ritchie without a doubt. Oh how I loved that man ( not in a gay way of course?)
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Post by theincontinents on Mar 29, 2016 8:54:45 GMT
I was always utter rubbish as a footie player, I was a much better rugby player. Therefore I am any stoke player who has featured in a game against Arsenal in the modern era.
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Post by foster on Mar 29, 2016 8:59:35 GMT
Whelan. Not the best technically but good at reading the game, defending the back line and breaking up play.
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Post by ohbottom on Mar 29, 2016 9:14:14 GMT
John Farmer. Always seemed to be 2nd choice keeper and I could throw the ball further than I could kick it.
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Post by scfc75 on Mar 29, 2016 9:31:26 GMT
Playing wise, Pennant. Decent pace, no real tricks but could beat a man, good crosser. Didn't score many goals. Looks wise, Stephen Ireland.
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Mar 29, 2016 11:08:30 GMT
John Ritchie was tall , dark , handsome (so the ladies said) and a great goal scorer. I am tall and dark.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 11:25:35 GMT
Stan Matthews cus he was always dribbling too =)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 11:26:43 GMT
John Parkin, size of a house - touch of a god.
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Post by Frogger Theft Auto on Mar 29, 2016 11:26:52 GMT
Carl Osaba. Skilful on paper but with the habit of 'beating my man' out for throw-in or 'getting to the byline' out for a goal-kick. Got a fantastic scuff-cross/shot on me too which keeps the keeper guessing.
I think we were both just suited to massive pitches against terrible opposition.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 10:04:12 GMT
Wish it was Smithy! I also wish that I was as hard as him! I'm a big ( not so big actually) softy!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 10:13:25 GMT
Arnie.
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Post by muglump on Mar 30, 2016 10:30:40 GMT
Graham kavanagh. Good at set pieces but only in my own mind
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Post by Godo on Mar 30, 2016 13:05:16 GMT
Alan Dodd - good tackler, didn't bother heading the ball as often as whichever big daft centre half I played alongside( "you go for the first ball mate and I'll sweep up behind you") good reading of the game, decent passer.....and completely under-appreciated!!
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Post by baystokie on Mar 30, 2016 14:18:44 GMT
In my mind - Neil Franklin - calm, cool and collected; destructive tackler, master in the air, hardly broke sweat, superb passer of the ball, exceptional positional sense, excellent defensive organiser.
In reality - just one of the above.
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Post by pottersrule on Mar 30, 2016 14:36:31 GMT
Made me laugh,that did mate.Him or Zico Kelly.
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Post by yeswilko on Mar 30, 2016 15:07:46 GMT
Tuncay when i played in PE at school, even though i am dreadful. Started training after 6 years of nothing for 11 a side and learning to play right back, so i'll go Carl Hoefkins
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Post by Bognor Stokie on Mar 30, 2016 15:33:13 GMT
Right-winger in my youth a la Jimmy Robertson !
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Post by stokiesteve on Mar 30, 2016 16:31:24 GMT
I was pretty wank all said and done.
So Paul Dyson.
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Post by ryouonthistrain on Mar 30, 2016 16:49:24 GMT
In my head: Peter thorne
In reality :Keith Scott
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Mar 30, 2016 18:01:14 GMT
George Berry.
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Post by musik on Mar 30, 2016 20:59:46 GMT
Bojan
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Post by whatsashig on Mar 30, 2016 21:27:59 GMT
In me head , nello, really Alan hodgon
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Mar 30, 2016 21:29:47 GMT
Im my mind, Paul Peshisolido In reality, the shittest parts of Paul Stewart, Kyle Lightbourne and Vincent Pericard all morphed in to a big bag of wank That would be one humungously large bag.
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Mar 30, 2016 21:31:45 GMT
Terry Henfleet
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