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Post by njkk on Mar 14, 2016 0:47:23 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets At least I managed to save £1.60 by smuggling my own pie in, take that Scholes you capitalist twat  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2016 0:50:49 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets Back in the day these waste of space lard bubbles wouldn't have dared open their mouths. "Progress", I suppose. |
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Post by sportsman on Mar 14, 2016 7:24:40 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets Back in the day these waste of space lard bubbles wouldn't have dared open their mouths. "Progress", I suppose. How's it progress? Prefer him getting drop kicked back in the day. |
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Mar 14, 2016 7:32:49 GMT
Smuggling your own pie in, nice one, you're robbing the club of much needed profit which in return goes towards developing the stadium, infrastructure, youth policy and ultimately buying new and better players, maybe you can get your granny to knit you a new shirts and save some more money, just a thought like.  |
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Post by JetBlack on Mar 14, 2016 7:51:08 GMT
There's one that stands by us at every game in block 29. We call him the 'every time' bloke because whenever a Stoke player is fouled he bellows 'EVERY TIME REF' even his mates laugh at him! Constantly moaning he is.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2016 7:55:08 GMT
There's one that stands by us at every game in block 29. We call him the 'every time' bloke because whenever a Stoke player is fouled he bellows 'EVERY TIME REF' even his mates laugh at him! Constantly moaning he is. Is he the one who constantly slags Diouf and Wollscheid off? |
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Post by chad on Mar 14, 2016 7:59:21 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets At least I managed to save £1.60 by smuggling my own pie in, take that Scholes you capitalist twat Used to be one behind me in block 26 but I've not seen him for ages !!!!!!!! |
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Post by BeauTDSC on Mar 14, 2016 8:33:16 GMT
No what you mean Nic , i have Victor Meldrew's love child sitting behind me, when he gets excited he sounds like a dalek about to explode.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Mar 14, 2016 8:45:54 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets At least I managed to save £1.60 by smuggling my own pie in, take that Scholes you capitalist twat I like how you call them "FAT know nowts" then proceed to spell one of our players names wrong & brag about how you smuggled a pie in 'cos you can't go 90 minutes without stuffin' food in your gob. |
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Post by njkk on Mar 14, 2016 8:47:49 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets At least I managed to save £1.60 by smuggling my own pie in, take that Scholes you capitalist twat I like how you call them "FAT know nowts" then proceed to spell one of our players names wrong & brag about how you smuggled a pie in 'cos you can't go 90 minutes without stuffin' food in your gob. My fat is different to their FAT, as for the spelling you got whom I meant' though  |
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Post by Gods on Mar 14, 2016 8:54:49 GMT
You correctly highlight the biggest single problem with seating but one which rarely gets mentioned in the seating v standing debate, it's almost like people think this one is a joke, but it's not, it's a serious matter. Think about going to the pub and on coming in you are told who you must drink with, you wouldn't do it in a million years. Standing is freedom, named seating is the kind of thing which might have come right out of Josef Stalin's Soviet Union.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Mar 14, 2016 9:04:53 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets At least I managed to save £1.60 by smuggling my own pie in, take that Scholes you capitalist twat Nah, keep the all seaters. If the FAT know nowt, never even kicked a ball wankers are sitting next to you, they aren't sitting next to me! Anyway how come he's the FAT one when you seem to be the one eating all the pies? |
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Post by TinkerT on Mar 14, 2016 10:06:27 GMT
In block 31 we have a bloke who gives a constant running commentary of the game wearing a bright red jumpsuit.
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Post by BeauTDSC on Mar 14, 2016 10:45:39 GMT
I remember a bloke at the Vic who stood in front of us in the Boothen and visibly started to shake every time we attacked , won a corner or went near to scoring , everyone around us christened him unsurprisingly "shakey". Anyone remember Rainbow ? wore a massive multi colored Afro wig and stood behind the goal , imagine him being in front of you now you have to sit!. I think people were more tolerant in those days. Seating brings out the aggressive side of folks. Nick is not aggressive unless you actually tried to ask him for a bite of his smuggled pie.
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Post by trebor63 on Mar 14, 2016 11:13:29 GMT
I remember a bloke at the Vic who stood in front of us in the Boothen and visibly started to shake every time we attacked , won a corner or went near to scoring , everyone around us christened him unsurprisingly "shakey". Anyone remember Rainbow ? wore a massive multi colored Afro wig and stood behind the goal , imagine him being in front of you now you have to sit!. I think people were more tolerant in those days. Seating brings out the aggressive side of folks. Nick is not aggressive unless you actually tried to ask him for a bite of his smuggled pie. I think most Boothen enders will remember 'Rainbow' I wonder if he still goes? He's probably bald by now!
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Post by borat on Mar 14, 2016 11:31:51 GMT
Talking of fat people, I used to work with a bloke that sat in the q railing stand and because the seats are designed for 9 stone people, he had to have 2 seats near the aisle, he must have been 19-21 stone, easily.
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Post by podolipotter on Mar 14, 2016 11:38:18 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets At least I managed to save £1.60 by smuggling my own pie in, take that Scholes you capitalist twat And your block/seat number is........... |
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Post by nantwichstokie on Mar 14, 2016 11:52:47 GMT
Bloke in block 30 be row 26 / 27. Screams like a woman. As soon as things don't go to plan starts moaning. Everyone around us knows who the heshe is with knowing looks when heshe starts. Got on my my tits more than ever against Southampton. I know we weren't great first half but we showed an element of character to come back into it 2nd half. Do some of these whinging fuckers know where we've come from? Have they ever played themselves?? Now I'm not saying I'm the perfect supporter.But look where the club is now!
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Post by charlesjefferson on Mar 14, 2016 12:20:36 GMT
The fella sat behind me has a hilariously funny voice and when he gets angry he sounds like an old lady. I like him a lot.
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Post by GlennA on Mar 14, 2016 12:33:55 GMT
For want of anything worth watching on the pitch, I was reminiscing on Saturday about my time in the Boothen paddock. My mates and I were still only kids really, and we stood right at the front, so our heads were to all intents and purposes on the running track, such as it was. Got splattered with mud, spit and occasional flecks of blood from the players. Couldn't see a thing tactically, of course, but definitely the place to be if you wanted to feel involved. A shame there's no modern equivalent but then I can't see the H&S bods going for it anyway.
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Post by bojanwonder on Mar 14, 2016 12:44:41 GMT
No what you mean Nic , i have Victor Meldrew's love child sitting behind me, when he gets excited he sounds like a dalek about to explode. Top, top taste in football teams AND music Beau!!! 
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2016 12:47:29 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets At least I managed to save £1.60 by smuggling my own pie in, take that Scholes you capitalist twat I fear you may have anger management issues, I'm glad I don't sit near you. Don't want you getting annoyed and spitting cheap shit pie everywhere....... |
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Post by skip on Mar 14, 2016 13:01:35 GMT
For want of anything worth watching on the pitch, I was reminiscing on Saturday about my time in the Boothen paddock. My mates and I were still only kids really, and we stood right at the front, so our heads were to all intents and purposes on the running track, such as it was. Got splattered with mud, spit and occasional flecks of blood from the players. Couldn't see a thing tactically, of course, but definitely the place to be if you wanted to feel involved. A shame there's no modern equivalent but then I can't see the H&S bods going for it anyway. Football from the front of the Boothen Paddock as a nipper/teen was a great place to watch the spectacle/get a gob full of cinders*. I also recall for the last season or two watching from there one of the most weirdly obsessed racists ever to uttered phrases that wouldn't be out of place at a late '30s 'German Leadership Convention'. The man was obsessed. Like Nazi Tourettes. |
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Post by scfc75 on Mar 14, 2016 13:02:21 GMT
This seems a common problem then! The guy sitting directly behind me has not, in the 4 seasons we've both sat in our respective seats, uttered a single positive word about any player, result, in fact anything the club has done. Constantly moans for 88 minutes then fucks off before the end. The dreary bastard must be an absolute joy to live with. I can imagine him getting home to his wife, regardless of win, lose or draw... "Good game love?"... ""No, absolute shower of shite".
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 14, 2016 13:03:27 GMT
You can never get away from the total wankshit FAT, retread arsehole who's sitting behind you or next to or in front, please tell me its only me who's surrounded by FAT know nowt never even kicked a ball wankers, that seem to think players like Imbula , Shaquiri , Arnie are a waste of space? At least when it was terracing you could move away, these days we're trapped listening to the spunk-trumpets At least I managed to save £1.60 by smuggling my own pie in, take that Scholes you capitalist twat I fear you may have anger management issues, I'm glad I don't sit near you. Don't want you getting annoyed and spitting cheap shit pie everywhere....... That's the trouble with t'internet, some things get lost in the ether. The OP (Nick) is one of the nicest and most inoffensive blokes you'll ever meet. He's actually making a serious point in his own daft way. Nick Kong... add to that list of undesirables the blokes in front of you who stand up every time there's a corner or even a hint of excitement. Got a couple in front of me. Even though I prod them constantly with my walking stick they still do it. They can't help it. I understand that, but it is a fucking nuisance. Nar get another pie dine yer, yer fat fucker before I report you to Scholesey for food smuggling.  M. |
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Post by skip on Mar 14, 2016 13:09:19 GMT
njkk is the least fat fat fucker in the world*.
*Britt.
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 14, 2016 13:20:10 GMT
njkk is the least fat fat fucker in the world*. *Britt. He's put weight on again Skip. Mistress X needs to have a loud word. OS. |
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Post by GlennA on Mar 14, 2016 13:28:51 GMT
For want of anything worth watching on the pitch, I was reminiscing on Saturday about my time in the Boothen paddock. My mates and I were still only kids really, and we stood right at the front, so our heads were to all intents and purposes on the running track, such as it was. Got splattered with mud, spit and occasional flecks of blood from the players. Couldn't see a thing tactically, of course, but definitely the place to be if you wanted to feel involved. A shame there's no modern equivalent but then I can't see the H&S bods going for it anyway. Football from the front of the Boothen Paddock as a nipper/teen was a great place to watch the spectacle/get a gob full of cinders*. I also recall for the last season or two watching from there one of the most weirdly obsessed racists ever to uttered phrases that wouldn't be out of place at a late '30s 'German Leadership Convention'. The man was obsessed. Like Nazi Tourettes. From a distance we must have looked like those heads waiting to be harvested in Caligula. |
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Mar 14, 2016 13:50:50 GMT
My son who sadly only manages a game a season sat in the bothern at the Newcastle game and couldn't believe the tirade of abuse and negativity from what he described as 3 gingers.
the reality is we are punching above our weight and I think most appreciate that. Let's be realistic chaps and get behind our beloved club, we could be back in the mid 80's or 90's when we really had something to complain about.
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Post by PotterLog on Mar 14, 2016 14:14:55 GMT
One of the things that would put me off getting an ST is the risk of getting stuck with a complete goon nearby for an entire season. At least if you pay match by match you get to sample a variety of numpties  |
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