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Post by redstriper on Feb 19, 2016 21:05:47 GMT
what with the dippers players bizarrely (at least in skirtels case) associating themselves with mens face cream, does that make you more or less likely to buy the stuff ?
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what commercial product should our lads be endorsing ?
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Post by potterblade on Feb 19, 2016 21:15:44 GMT
what with the dippers players bizarrely (at least in skirtels case) associating themselves with mens face cream, does that make you more or less likely to buy the stuff ? and what commercial product should our lads be endorsing ? Lallana bloody loves it in that advert. It actually makes him more dislikable. Quite an achievement in itself. |
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Post by mrteddysalad on Feb 19, 2016 21:33:20 GMT
what with the dippers players bizarrely (at least in skirtels case) associating themselves with mens face cream, does that make you more or less likely to buy the stuff ? and what commercial product should our lads be endorsing ? Lallana bloody loves it in that advert. It actually makes him more dislikable. Quite an achievement in itself. I didn't know that was possible considering he's the worst person ever. |
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Post by StokieMatt on Feb 19, 2016 21:54:27 GMT
i dont get why he was putting it into his beard
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Post by Paddypotter on Feb 19, 2016 22:17:26 GMT
Face cream and real man don't go together.
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Post by Dutchpeter on Feb 19, 2016 22:59:18 GMT
Got cream on his face! Got cream on his face! Adam Lallana got cream on his face  |
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 19, 2016 23:04:37 GMT
When they first started doing them, it took me a while to twig that they were actually Liverpool players. Jordan Henderson is bad enough, but how am I supposed to recognise Adam Lallana on sight?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 19, 2016 23:31:49 GMT
i dont get why he was putting it into his beard He found out it works wonders on the hairs up his arseole  |
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Post by samba :) on Feb 20, 2016 1:06:54 GMT
We should advertise snickers
Because we've got big nuts
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Post by partickpotter on Feb 20, 2016 3:33:31 GMT
what with the dippers players bizarrely (at least in skirtels case) associating themselves with mens face cream, does that make you more or less likely to buy the stuff ? and what commercial product should our lads be endorsing ? |
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Post by potterglen on Feb 20, 2016 7:32:35 GMT
Speaking from a female point of view, no amount of cream will improve the looks of Skrtyl and Lallana, only a blow torch would make an improvement to those two. Only a mother could love those ugly mugs.  Now our Geoff.......beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly  |
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Post by Waggy on Feb 20, 2016 7:42:10 GMT
Speaking from a female point of view, no amount of cream will improve the looks of Skrtyl and Lallana, only a blow torch would make an improvement to those two. Only a mother could love those ugly mugs. Now our Geoff.......beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly I over heard Carol and a young temp ( who might i add was a looker , really was ) in my office says Geoff is too over done for her but she would like to give jack Butland one. I was disgusted in such talk and walked off. The female today. |
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Post by potterglen on Feb 20, 2016 8:18:42 GMT
Speaking from a female point of view, no amount of cream will improve the looks of Skrtyl and Lallana, only a blow torch would make an improvement to those two. Only a mother could love those ugly mugs. Now our Geoff.......beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly I over heard Carol and a young temp ( who might i add was a looker , really was ) in my office says Geoff is too over done for her but she would like to give jack Butland one. I was disgusted in such talk and walked off. The female today.  |
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Post by potterglen on Feb 20, 2016 8:23:38 GMT
Face cream and real man don't go together. Have to disagree there Paddy, a clean shaven man with cream is most pleasant  . However, designer stubble and cream is indeed unacceptable. |
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Post by Frogger Theft Auto on Feb 20, 2016 8:33:25 GMT
 I wasn't that interested in face cream, as somebody with a beard, I didn't realise that it was for somebody like me. When I saw this advert though, with a little ladyboy midget rubbing it into his 15 year old's greasy, patchy beard, I rushed out to stock up on it. I might not have the talent (and I'm too old) to be a professional footballer but now I can have a greasy little weasel face like one. Thanks Nivea. |
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Post by hotterpotter on Feb 20, 2016 8:38:38 GMT
They could do a limited edition "Wagon Whelan". I'd buy one!  Bojan could advertise banjos. Again, I'd buy one! |
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Post by redstriper on Feb 20, 2016 9:08:14 GMT
I seem to recall we endorsed "red stripe" lager back in the day, "when men were men and women were glad of it". Or did I dream this ? Anyway we should be endorsing proper bloke stuff in my view, if its got to be a cream, then its Swarfega or nothing.  |
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Post by Dutchpeter on Feb 20, 2016 9:26:28 GMT
I seem to recall we endorsed "red stripe" lager back in the day, "when men were men and women were glad of it". Or did I dream this ? Anyway we should be endorsing proper bloke stuff in my view, if its got to be a cream, then its Swarfega or nothing. Red Stripe were the first club sponsor back in the 1977-78 season. Although the Football League didn't permit advertising on shirts back then. |
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Post by redstriper on Feb 20, 2016 9:35:49 GMT
I seem to recall we endorsed "red stripe" lager back in the day, "when men were men and women were glad of it". Or did I dream this ? Anyway we should be endorsing proper bloke stuff in my view, if its got to be a cream, then its Swarfega or nothing. Red Stripe were the first club sponsor back in the 1977-78 season. Although the Football League didn't permit advertising on shirts back then. excellent!, but I don't recall seeing our players on tv ads necking crates of the stuff - we missed out there From a marketing point of view, associating yourself with a particular club looks dangerous to me... I'm less likely to buy their products in future. They probably figure that scousers are an untapped market for such products, and, having been to anfield a few weeks back,  I could see there was plenty of room for improvement in the personal grooming area. |
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Post by Dutchpeter on Feb 20, 2016 9:40:21 GMT
Red Stripe were the first club sponsor back in the 1977-78 season. Although the Football League didn't permit advertising on shirts back then. excellent!, but I don't recall seeing our players on tv ads necking crates of the stuff - we missed out there From a marketing point of view, associating yourself with a particular club looks dangerous to me... I'm less likely to buy their products in future. They probably figure that scousers are an untapped market for such products, and, having been to anfield a few weeks back, I could see there was plenty of room for improvement in the personal grooming area. Do you remember Sugar Puffs being boycotted in Sunderland when Kevin Keegan advertised them? |
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Post by redstriper on Feb 20, 2016 9:46:13 GMT
Must have missed that. I doubt it was a major drain on sales, I think wear siders have kippers for breakfast anyway but, it does illustrate the dangers for the marketing chaps with their shiny suits and complicated beards thinking on, its probably them that buy most of the Nivea anyway. nb) Sugar puffs are tasty but they make your wee stink for some reason, I'd be more likely to boycott them for that. |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 20, 2016 10:01:50 GMT
The Arsenal players could advertise Analcare. . |
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 20, 2016 10:02:06 GMT
excellent!, but I don't recall seeing our players on tv ads necking crates of the stuff - we missed out there From a marketing point of view, associating yourself with a particular club looks dangerous to me... I'm less likely to buy their products in future. They probably figure that scousers are an untapped market for such products, and, having been to anfield a few weeks back, I could see there was plenty of room for improvement in the personal grooming area. Do you remember Sugar Puffs being boycotted in Sunderland when Kevin Keegan advertised them? They also boycotted Northern Rock. Quite sensible in the long run! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2016 20:45:33 GMT
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Post by blackpoolred on Feb 20, 2016 23:49:08 GMT
Before the scousers start moisturising I would suggest they learn to wash first - should never run before you learn to walk. The scousers are not the brightest bulbs on the tree, I had a scouse mate who once refused a blow job because he thought it might affect his benefit.
I think Shawcross should deffo get a right guard contract - what with his smelly armpits and all.
However his friend Costa should advertise tampons - as he is a bleeding Fanny
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Post by samba :) on Feb 21, 2016 0:17:24 GMT
Do you remember Sugar Puffs being boycotted in Sunderland when Kevin Keegan advertised them? They also boycotted Northern Rock. Quite sensible in the long run! |
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Post by samba :) on Feb 21, 2016 0:18:32 GMT
what with the dippers players bizarrely (at least in skirtels case) associating themselves with mens face cream, does that make you more or less likely to buy the stuff ? and what commercial product should our lads be endorsing ? pornography |
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Post by djduncanjames on Feb 21, 2016 1:08:08 GMT
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Post by enuntio on Feb 21, 2016 1:15:35 GMT
what with the dippers players bizarrely (at least in skirtels case) associating themselves with mens face cream, does that make you more or less likely to buy the stuff ? and what commercial product should our lads be endorsing ? |
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. However, designer stubble and cream is indeed unacceptable. 
I could see there was plenty of room for improvement in the personal grooming area. 
