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Post by thevoid on Feb 13, 2016 11:28:56 GMT
My mate's a Fail supporter and his regular match-going pal is ill, so he's offered me his ticket for the Fleetwood game (for free of course), knowing I wasn't bothering to go to Bournemouth.
Not sure what to do- bearing it mind it will involve a day on the piss (pre-match and post-match) round Burslem, which, for all it's faults, is a good drinking town. The downside obviously is I have to sit in that shithole with the un-washed for two hours.
What would anyone else do?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2016 11:32:27 GMT
Stay in the pub?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2016 11:41:11 GMT
Go to the game and after watching a complete shower of shit (both teams) you can come on here and tell all the wrist slashers how lucky we are after we have lost to Bournemouth
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Post by mondeoman on Feb 13, 2016 11:42:47 GMT
Go to the game and after watching a complete shower of shit (both teams) you can come on here and tell all the wrist slashers how lucky we are after we have lost to Bournemouth Pisser  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2016 11:47:21 GMT
Stay at home and listen to Stoke on the radio.
I wouldn't set foot in Vale Park. Not even for a gold pig.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Feb 13, 2016 11:47:33 GMT
My immediate response would be "fuck off" and after thinking about it for a little longer my response would probably be "seriously, fuck off"
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Post by Billy the kid on Feb 13, 2016 11:48:04 GMT
Go outside and headbutt your front wall until you are too ill to go. Believe me it will be far less painful.
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Post by Gods on Feb 13, 2016 11:48:18 GMT
I try to go once a season, rather than a pleasure I consider it character building!
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Post by Discovery Stoke on Feb 13, 2016 11:49:04 GMT
Take him up on the offer then have an itinerary as follows:
Have a few beers in Boslem, after all it isn't too bad to sink a few ales then make your way up to Fail Park. Watch about 60 minutes then take you're coat off to reveal a Stoke top. Run into the middle of the pitch and blast out a Delilah. Get banned from going there again which great news, you're mate won't ask you again. Go back to the pub early to see that we are 3-1 up against Bournemouth. Laugh at Fail loosing to you're mate when he walks in then end you're day with a limo up to ST1 and party like Riccy Fuller on Jamaican Independence day.
What could possibly go wrong
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Post by lordb on Feb 13, 2016 12:47:14 GMT
Take him up on the offer then have an itinerary as follows: Have a few beers in Boslem, after all it isn't too bad to sink a few ales then make your way up to Fail Park. Watch about 60 minutes then take you're coat off to reveal a Stoke top. Run into the middle of the pitch and blast out a Delilah. Get banned from going there again which great news, you're mate won't ask you again. Go back to the pub early to see that we are 3-1 up against Bournemouth. Laugh at Fail loosing to you're mate when he walks in then end you're day with a limo up to ST1 and party like Riccy Fuller on Jamaican Independence day. What could possibly go wrong Great plan but that pitch is so bad so make sure you where some old trainers. |
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Post by roostershair on Feb 13, 2016 13:13:00 GMT
Two things here in my mind. 1. Can you really class this bloke as a mate? And 2. How can you even THINK about going? You need to evaluate your life!! You need therapy  |
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Post by JoeinOz on Feb 13, 2016 13:16:24 GMT
I'd like go a Vale game when I'm there but it's too expensive. 22 quid. Bloody hell
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Post by basingstokie on Feb 13, 2016 13:36:52 GMT
Fail are that shite you might even get a game
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Post by wizardofdrivel on Feb 13, 2016 13:41:50 GMT
![]() feck-yeah-fatherted.tumblr.com/![]() My mate's a Fail supporter and his regular match-going pal is ill, so he's offered me his ticket for the Fleetwood game (for free of course), knowing I wasn't bothering to go to Bournemouth. Not sure what to do- bearing it mind it will involve a day on the piss (pre-match and post-match) round Burslem, which, for all it's faults, is a good drinking town. The downside obviously is I have to sit in that shithole with the un-washed for two hours. What would anyone else do? |
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Post by march4 on Feb 13, 2016 13:44:07 GMT
It will do you good to go.
Make you appreciate SCFC even more.
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Post by Gods on Feb 13, 2016 13:45:08 GMT
I'd like go a Vale game when I'm there but it's too expensive. 22 quid. Bloody hell I must admit its pricier than you expect. I am normally stood at the turnstile with a tenner expecting some change then someone lands it on you it's about £24  I suppose in the end the point is that gate receipts really matter in a division where there is relatively little TV and sponsorship money coming in. |
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Feb 13, 2016 13:47:57 GMT
I used to go to the occasional match (free ticket of course) but glad to report the therapy worked out fine.
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Post by heworksardtho on Feb 13, 2016 13:50:05 GMT
Drather let a staffie bull chew me bollocks off , it's like going out with kelly brook and then your best mate fixing you up with Jo brand
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Post by alansuddick on Feb 13, 2016 13:53:16 GMT
Go up have a few in burslum and listen to the neanderthal s, there will be a lot of talk about stoke (because first and foremost they hate stoke more than they love fail).go to the match, and even if its the greatest game you ever watched , and fail play like barcelona, get up after 25 mins and say to your mate ,"im off back the pub, this is absolute shite"
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Post by march4 on Feb 13, 2016 13:53:17 GMT
Drather let a staffie bull chew me bollocks off , it's like going out with kelly brook and then your best mate fixing you up with Jo brand Leave Jo alone - she does loads of charity work in North Staffs, in spite of having few links with the area. |
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Post by djduncanjames on Feb 13, 2016 14:04:07 GMT
Wonder if he went
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Post by alster on Feb 13, 2016 14:12:16 GMT
I used to go to the occasional match (free ticket of course) but glad to report the therapy worked out fine. Back in the day I used to actually pay to go take a look at them occasionally, when we were away. Would still take a look for free but not on a freezing weekend in February. I'm not as free and easy with my money as I was in my younger days so I'd definitely not pay nowadays. I've never bought into the hatred unless they're playing us I wish them well. I always support local over distant. If we went out of the Euro's and any of the home nations were left in I'd be rooting for them, why hate your neighbour. |
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Post by stokiejoe on Feb 13, 2016 14:14:26 GMT
You should go and gain a perspective of just how much better it is to support Stoke. We should all support those less fortunate than ourselves
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Post by stantheman on Feb 13, 2016 14:19:46 GMT
Plenty of Dettol soap should do the trick when you get home.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2016 14:54:50 GMT
Plenty of Dettol soap should do the trick when you get home. More like Jeyes Fluid! |
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Post by thevoid on Feb 13, 2016 15:03:13 GMT
I couldn't bring myself to do it, if I wanted two hours of unsettling, surreal imagery I'll watch a David Lynch film instead.
I'll just settle for the Stoke game on the radio, 6 nations on mute and meet him in Bozlem later.
Some good pubs in Burslem.
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Post by datguy on Feb 13, 2016 17:07:40 GMT
Take him up on the offer then have an itinerary as follows: Have a few beers in Boslem, after all it isn't too bad to sink a few ales then make your way up to Fail Park. Watch about 60 minutes then take you're coat off to reveal a Stoke top. Run into the middle of the pitch and blast out a Delilah. Get banned from going there again which great news, you're mate won't ask you again. Go back to the pub early to see that we are 3-1 up against Bournemouth. Laugh at Fail loosing to you're mate when he walks in then end you're day with a limo up to ST1 and party like Riccy Fuller on Jamaican Independence day. What could possibly go wrong |
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Post by stokefc on Feb 13, 2016 17:09:04 GMT
Take him up on the offer then have an itinerary as follows: Have a few beers in Boslem, after all it isn't too bad to sink a few ales then make your way up to Fail Park. Watch about 60 minutes then take you're coat off to reveal a Stoke top. Run into the middle of the pitch and blast out a Delilah. Get banned from going there again which great news, you're mate won't ask you again. Go back to the pub early to see that we are 3-1 up against Bournemouth. Laugh at Fail loosing to you're mate when he walks in then end you're day with a limo up to ST1 and party like Riccy Fuller on Jamaican Independence day. What could possibly go wrong lotto results please  |
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Post by Discovery Stoke on Feb 13, 2016 18:48:21 GMT
Take him up on the offer then have an itinerary as follows: Have a few beers in Boslem, after all it isn't too bad to sink a few ales then make your way up to Fail Park. Watch about 60 minutes then take you're coat off to reveal a Stoke top. Run into the middle of the pitch and blast out a Delilah. Get banned from going there again which great news, you're mate won't ask you again. Go back to the pub early to see that we are 3-1 up against Bournemouth. Laugh at Fail loosing to you're mate when he walks in then end you're day with a limo up to ST1 and party like Riccy Fuller on Jamaican Independence day. What could possibly go wrong lotto results please Must have been a fluke! I didn't put any money on us to win 3-1 unfortunately, looking back I'm a bit of a nob |
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Post by alster on Feb 13, 2016 20:40:05 GMT
Did you go? Bet it was riveting.
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