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Post by bathstoke on Dec 21, 2015 9:23:43 GMT
I told her not to bother buying me owt, cause I don't want anything & it's just clutter & that pretty much negates the issue, but then there's the kids situation. I still have to get her something from the kids.
I can not be the only bloke on here facing this dilemma. Any bright ideas...
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 21, 2015 9:56:03 GMT
I told her not to bother buying me owt, cause I don't want anything & it's just clutter & that pretty much negates the issue, but then there's the kids situation. I still have to get her something from the kids. I can not be the only bloke on here facing this dilemma. Any bright ideas... I think they would be delighted if you cheered the fuck up  |
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 21, 2015 10:03:14 GMT
I told her not to bother buying me owt, cause I don't want anything & it's just clutter & that pretty much negates the issue, but then there's the kids situation. I still have to get her something from the kids. I can not be the only bloke on here facing this dilemma. Any bright ideas... I think they would be delighted if you cheered the fuck up There's not much chance of that. I'm from N Staffs & my lady recons we make a pastime of being miserable  |
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 21, 2015 10:09:15 GMT
I think they would be delighted if you cheered the fuck up There's not much chance of that. I'm from N Staffs & my lady recons we make a pastime of being miserable But you now live in arguably the most beautiful town in England ??? |
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Post by salopstick on Dec 21, 2015 10:15:16 GMT
Buy her a pandora bracelet. It's tat granted but it's the gift that keeps giving. So easy to buy charms for every occasion
Other than that get her a rampant rabbit. I get the vibe she could do with one.
Merry Christmas BS
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 21, 2015 10:27:21 GMT
There's not much chance of that. I'm from N Staffs & my lady recons we make a pastime of being miserable But you now live in arguably the most beautiful town in England ??? You can take the bloke out of Stoke... |
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Post by ChrisKamarasPerm on Dec 21, 2015 10:35:15 GMT
New tractor this year for her.
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 21, 2015 10:36:58 GMT
But you now live in arguably the most beautiful town in England ??? You can take the bloke out of Stoke... That's true |
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 21, 2015 10:39:36 GMT
New tractor this year for her. Ouch  |
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Post by redstriper on Dec 21, 2015 11:13:01 GMT
Mine wants a large country house with a gravel drive, utility room, library and lots of ground, plus a labrador, she will get a cook book as usual  |
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Dec 21, 2015 11:31:19 GMT
Divorce papers.
Merry Christmas.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 13:50:47 GMT
Chocolate Orange for mine, those slices seem to be designed to shove in her gob when the match is on.
I was going to get her two little wheels to stop her tits dragging on the floor but the lads who are doing the Firth of Forth bridge repairs have mended her bra as a foreigner.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 14:42:05 GMT
Bath salts mate. Obvious!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 15:08:59 GMT
You can't go wrong buying your missus a new iron or hoover for xmas. I guarantee one of you will be gob-smacked  |
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 21, 2015 15:48:47 GMT
New tractor this year for her. Yeah, but what about the all important colour... |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 21, 2015 15:54:32 GMT
Divorce papers. Merry Christmas. I thought of that for my misses, but I didn't want to spend that much. |
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 21, 2015 18:08:34 GMT
Divorce papers. Merry Christmas. I thought of that for my misses, but I didn't want to spend that much. I guess she's going to use the alternative route |
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Post by Miles Offside on Dec 21, 2015 18:30:55 GMT
If she drives anything like my wife does you should get her a neck-brace.
While you're at it, get one for yourself (and a blindfold) for those times when you're in the passenger seat.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 21, 2015 18:44:47 GMT
I thought of that for my misses, but I didn't want to spend that much. I guess she's going to use the alternative route Every day is like Christmas for my old lady Harry.  |
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 21, 2015 18:51:02 GMT
I guess she's going to use the alternative route Every day is like Christmas for my old lady Harry. Dealing with a fat turkey every day Billy's ? |
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Post by dexta on Dec 21, 2015 20:43:53 GMT
Just get her a new rabbit fella
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 21, 2015 21:03:30 GMT
Every day is like Christmas for my old lady Harry. Dealing with a fat turkey every day Billy's ? I might be fond of a gobble every now and then, but Turkey is a bit strong Harry. |
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Post by pearo on Dec 21, 2015 23:13:41 GMT
I told her not to bother buying me owt, cause I don't want anything & it's just clutter & that pretty much negates the issue, but then there's the kids situation. I still have to get her something from the kids. I can not be the only bloke on here facing this dilemma. Any bright ideas... As I've said somewhere before on here, last year I got the wife a new bag and a new belt. She wasn't too pleased, but the hoover worked much better. |
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Post by lurcherman on Dec 22, 2015 16:47:29 GMT
The wife's bought herself a new phone and I got the daughter to wrap it for me Piece of cake this Christmas shopping..... |
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Post by dutchstokie on Dec 22, 2015 19:45:03 GMT
Tin of pledge and a new duster
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Post by samba :) on Dec 22, 2015 23:42:11 GMT
But you now live in arguably the most beautiful town in England ??? You can take the bloke out of Stoke... you live in Longton? |
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Post by cooper67 on Dec 23, 2015 2:34:37 GMT
I think they would be delighted if you cheered the fuck up There's not much chance of that. I'm from N Staffs & my lady recons we make a pastime of being miserable A lad I grew up with now lives in Sweden.His wife says the only TV show he likes is 'Grumpy old men'. As you say BS-you can take the lad out of Stoke. |
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Post by petemac on Dec 23, 2015 3:16:48 GMT
Buy her a pandora bracelet. It's tat granted but it's the gift that keeps giving. So easy to buy charms for every occasion Other than that get her a rampant rabbit. I get the vibe she could do with one. Merry Christmas BS Yes queue for hours to buy something for £109 that you could find on Blackpool beach ???? |
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Post by Northy on Dec 23, 2015 13:14:58 GMT
We aren't bothering this year, we just got a new TV, she even told me not to bother to get her a card, can't grumble at that For me from the kids, they followed me into a running shop and I pointed at a few things then went for a brew in a nearby cafe. She dropped a few hints for pressies from other people, I picked up on them (read the note on the baseball bat) and all done |
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