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Post by davejohnno1 on Dec 17, 2015 19:03:23 GMT
Apart from mightyone, are there any stoke fans that live in or around Burnley?
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corky
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Post by corky on Dec 17, 2015 20:46:21 GMT
I don't know but I once had a girlfriend from Burnley. She was weird. When we split up she wouldn't give me my unicycle back. Does anyone in Burnley know of a weird woman, working in Tescos who has a unicycle?
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Dec 17, 2015 20:52:27 GMT
I don't know but I once had a girlfriend from Burnley. She was weird. When we split up she wouldn't give me my unicycle back. Does anyone in Burnley know of a weird woman, working in Tescos who has a unicycle? That doesn't exactly narrow it down in Burnley corky.....hence the reason she kept it!!!  |
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corky
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What absolute twaddle.
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Post by corky on Dec 17, 2015 21:14:49 GMT
Well, she'd be about 45 now. Her Gran lived in Todmorden and she made very good dumplins. Also, she probably has more than one husband. She certainly had more than one boyfriend when I went out with her.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2015 22:00:11 GMT
Sounds like she needed to see a trickcyclist!
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Post by outspaced on Dec 17, 2015 22:40:45 GMT
My ex mrs is a Clarets fan, had my most uncomfortable moment as a Stoke fan when i was sat in the Jimmy McIlroy stand with her for the game when Ade Akinbiyi slipped the winner for us in to the net in front of the home fans. I sat on my hands desperately trying to stop myself from going nuts.
It was when i was with her that i got to really understand the Burnley - Blackburn hatred, which is bloody scary i can tell you. Still got a soft spot for them though as we did part on good terms!
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Dec 17, 2015 23:04:21 GMT
Anyone on here not dated someone from Burnley? The way this thread is going, I feel like I might be the only one.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Dec 17, 2015 23:07:38 GMT
Burnley has people in it?
I always assumed it was a dingy horror film set populated by the undead.
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Post by madmickthe3rd on Dec 18, 2015 12:27:18 GMT
Don't read any further if you are easily offended or just about to tuck into Liver and Onions...
But I once went on a blind date with a bird from Burnley who's house overlooked Turf Moor. Well one beer led to another and another and then inevitably led to the business end of the deal. I was just heading down sarfff to drink from the furry Cup with I got the most evil scent of rotting fish emanating from you know where. Suffice to say I made my excuses and ordered my taxi, saying "of course I will ring you" on my way out the door at 200 mph.
Not been back to Burnley since !! Still far too scarred from the experience!
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Post by ohbottom on Dec 18, 2015 12:37:22 GMT
Don't read any further if you are easily offended or just about to tuck into Liver and Onions... But I once went on a blind date with a bird from Burnley who's house overlooked Turf Moor. Well one beer led to another and another and then inevitably led to the business end of the deal. I was just heading down sarfff to drink from the furry Cup with I got the most evil scent of rotting fish emanating from you know where. Suffice to say I made my excuses and ordered my taxi, saying "of course I will ring you" on my way out the door at 200 mph. Not been back to Burnley since !! Still far too scarred from the experience! There's a fruit in SE Asia called a Durian, looks like a spikey melon. It stinks of raw sewage, horrible overpowering stench, yet it tastes delicious. Maybe her twat was like that - if you'd just held your nose and dived in you could have had the experience of a lifetime. |
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Post by madmickthe3rd on Dec 18, 2015 12:39:25 GMT
Don't read any further if you are easily offended or just about to tuck into Liver and Onions... But I once went on a blind date with a bird from Burnley who's house overlooked Turf Moor. Well one beer led to another and another and then inevitably led to the business end of the deal. I was just heading down sarfff to drink from the furry Cup with I got the most evil scent of rotting fish emanating from you know where. Suffice to say I made my excuses and ordered my taxi, saying "of course I will ring you" on my way out the door at 200 mph. Not been back to Burnley since !! Still far too scarred from the experience! There's a fruit in SE Asia called a Durian, looks like a spikey melon. It stinks of raw sewage, horrible overpowering stench, yet it tastes delicious. Maybe her twat was like that - if you'd just held your nose and dived in you could have had the experience of a lifetime. Yeh it's a fair Cop. I should have just Manned up and got stuck in there! |
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Post by chad on Dec 18, 2015 12:39:45 GMT
Worked in Burnely for twelve months for Thomas Harwoods at Briercliff Spent many a good night in the Sparrowhawk Hotel and went to a few night games at Turf Moor. like Burnley a lot. Def my second team
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Post by happyending on Dec 18, 2015 12:39:47 GMT
I lived in Burnley during my childhood. They are proper football nuts up there and I was delighted to see them make the Prem. Was a good friend of Jimmy Adamsons grandkids and met the great man on many occasions, but as I was just a nipper I didn't have a clue I was in the company of a legend.
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Post by kernowpotter on Dec 18, 2015 13:26:56 GMT
Myself and a few mates met some burnley girls in Blackpool dome years ago had a great time with them :-D if you know what I meen
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Post by GlennA on Dec 18, 2015 14:05:59 GMT
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Post by foxysgloves on Dec 18, 2015 14:33:13 GMT
I don't know but I once had a girlfriend from Burnley. She was weird. When we split up she wouldn't give me my unicycle back. Does anyone in Burnley know of a weird woman, working in Tescos who has a unicycle? Hold on.....you had a unicycle......and she's the weird one? PS Do you have red curly hair, a white face, a red nose and massive feet? |
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Post by Northy on Dec 18, 2015 15:14:14 GMT
Not from there, or dated a Bur ner lee girl, but keep in touch with some old mates who are Clarets, one was from Foulridge and the other Colne, he lived in Elm Street, Colne, and got given the nickname 'nightmare'  |
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Post by lancashirelad on Dec 18, 2015 18:15:38 GMT
Yes. I live in the Ribble Valley. I go to many home games. Also lots of clarets as workmates. At least two more Stokies from this area not Stoke born and breed.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Dec 18, 2015 18:48:08 GMT
Gimme 6
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Post by marwood on Dec 18, 2015 22:46:44 GMT
Wasn't there a monster raving burnley fan that lived in Northwood and named his daughter claretta?
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Post by outspaced on Dec 18, 2015 23:11:42 GMT
Wasn't there a monster raving burnley fan that lived in Northwood and named his daughter claretta? That will be Dave Burnley, think he's from Madeley but might be wrong. Spoke to him a few times and he's a decent bloke. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2015 23:13:15 GMT
Wasn't there a monster raving burnley fan that lived in Northwood and named his daughter claretta? There always used to be a Stoke-On-Trent Clarets flag in the away end when we played them. |
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Post by Northy on Jan 15, 2016 20:56:18 GMT
Your town team are going for it this week, won 5-0 away at MK dons on Tuesday, and 3-0 up at ht at Brentford tonight.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jan 15, 2016 20:59:44 GMT
Your town team are going for it this week, won 5-0 away at MK dons on Tuesday, and 3-0 up at ht at Brentford tonight. Both MK Dons and Brentford are crap. A decent team would win both games by Double figures! EDIT - right on cue Brentford get one back. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2016 21:01:26 GMT
Don't read any further if you are easily offended or just about to tuck into Liver and Onions... But I once went on a blind date with a bird from Burnley who's house overlooked Turf Moor. Well one beer led to another and another and then inevitably led to the business end of the deal. I was just heading down sarfff to drink from the furry Cup with I got the most evil scent of rotting fish emanating from you know where. Suffice to say I made my excuses and ordered my taxi, saying "of course I will ring you" on my way out the door at 200 mph. Not been back to Burnley since !! Still far too scarred from the experience! There's a fruit in SE Asia called a Durian, looks like a spikey melon. It stinks of raw sewage, horrible overpowering stench, yet it tastes delicious. Maybe her twat was like that - if you'd just held your nose and dived in you could have had the experience of a lifetime. That's just made me piss me sen  Just the words "maybe her twat" were enough,never mind the comparison to the Durian fruit |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2016 0:30:45 GMT
Wasn't there a monster raving burnley fan that lived in Northwood and named his daughter claretta? That will be Dave Burnley, think he's from Madeley but might be wrong. Spoke to him a few times and he's a decent bloke. Wasn't his name originally Preston and he changed it by law to Burnley? |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 16, 2016 5:21:10 GMT
i was born in Burnley Street Birches Head on the corner of Burnley Street and Hamilton Road which had its name changed to Barthomley Road but the Primary School maintained its name as Hamilton Infant School.
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