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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 20:23:02 GMT
Just what is a gravity crocodile?
Im almost too embaressed to ask
I know its something to do with Benjamin
but Id love to know because, it sounds interesting
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Post by charlesjefferson on Jan 6, 2016 20:24:52 GMT
They say it's as big as four cats and has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better and it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps, Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on it's tail, so if you're made of metal, it can attach itself to you and instead of a head, it's got four arses.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 20:34:32 GMT
blimey ---- really ?
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Post by PotterLog on Jan 6, 2016 20:36:00 GMT
It's lurking in the Shit Bin waiting for this thread
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Jan 6, 2016 20:39:46 GMT
It's a very dangerous beast preying on those with a over inflated sense of their own ability . It preys on those who demonstrate inconsistancy , fatigue and display regular inability to defeat supposedly inferior or weakened opposition .
Signs it's about to strike Include lower league Postion than previous years , key players leaving without replacement , under investment Failure to tie key players on long contracts , failure to play top scorers . This very unpleasant beast has already eaten Aston villa this year and has Sunderland by the waist . It's one to be very aware of In the second half of the season when it normally takes one very unexpected victim . The beast however can be seen off by winning winnable home games in January February and March
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 20:44:16 GMT
The beast however can be seen off by winning winnable home games in January February and March We're screwed then. Snap! Snap!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 20:44:51 GMT
Thank you ---- appreciated !
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 20:56:15 GMT
Then suddenly. Wait for it.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------///////////////////////////////////. Here it comes. The altitude alligator strikes again. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. This will now go in the shit bin. Mark my words!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ChrisKamarasPerm on Jan 14, 2016 7:11:27 GMT
The death roll is close ..... snap snap
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Post by ChrisKamarasPerm on Feb 2, 2016 10:10:15 GMT
Well that's the net spend up. Great work from the pizza boys.
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Post by bringmesunshine on Feb 2, 2016 10:36:51 GMT
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Post by milky on Feb 2, 2016 19:03:48 GMT
Where is the man himself?
His last visible post was just prior to the Liverpool game and seems like all the drivel he posted after the game has vanished.
Has he been banned ??
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Feb 2, 2016 19:06:11 GMT
Where is the man himself? His last visible post was just prior to the Liverpool game and seems like all the drivel he posted after the game has vanished. Has he been banned ?? He'll be on the matchday thread if we go a goal down.
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Post by milky on Feb 2, 2016 19:10:41 GMT
Where is the man himself? His last visible post was just prior to the Liverpool game and seems like all the drivel he posted after the game has vanished. Has he been banned ?? He'll be on the matchday thread if we go a goal down. Mind you now the net spend is up he will have nowt to contribute
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Post by Clem Fandango on Feb 2, 2016 19:10:58 GMT
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Post by daveuppercut on Feb 2, 2016 19:32:36 GMT
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Post by liamo on Feb 2, 2016 19:36:08 GMT
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Post by ChrisKamarasPerm on Aug 27, 2016 10:07:22 GMT
Probably worth bringing this back up incase anybody missed his ramblings last year.
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Aug 27, 2016 10:15:04 GMT
Tuck into your ready meal for one biscuit boy. And worship your poster of the capped one. See you at 4.45 for another made up insight into the logic behind why "Mark and his team " see no reason for concern In regular capitulations , failure Window after window to address key weaknesses and the worst start in our premier league history .
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Aug 27, 2016 10:18:43 GMT
Tuck into your ready meal for one biscuit boy. And worship your poster of the capped one. This is why you lack any credibility everyone knows I respected the achievements but detested and still do the capped one and his antics I have and continue to support Hughes I just don't fantasise I have an inner circle link to the management. Team and in not blind to the failure to address key weakness time and time again or the poor value of many signings .
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Post by GeneralFaye on Aug 27, 2016 10:19:10 GMT
The thing is Benji, when we go on and win some games, which we will, you'll disappear into the hole you came from. You only seem interested in moaning and not talking about the positives when they happen.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 10:19:14 GMT
Tuck into your ready meal for one biscuit boy. And worship your poster of the capped one. See you at 4.45 for another made up insight into the logic behind why "Mark and his team " see no reason for concern In regular capitulations , failure Window after window to address key weaknesses and the worst start in our premier league history . Go and support someone else if you want us to lose, you pathetic individual.
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Aug 27, 2016 10:32:43 GMT
See you at 4.45 for another made up insight into the logic behind why "Mark and his team " see no reason for concern In regular capitulations , failure Window after window to address key weaknesses and the worst start in our premier league history . Go and support someone else if you want us to lose, you pathetic individual. Who said I wanted us to lose I simply said I expected us to lose based on the evidence of the last 10 games . If you expect us to draw or better fine I differ is that ok ? or do we have to all agree Mark and his team have got it spot on and current results points total and worst goals against since Xmas in the league are s figment of our imagination .
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Post by abdylilah on Aug 27, 2016 10:33:44 GMT
The thing is Benji, when we go on and win some games, which we will, you'll disappear into the hole you came from. You only seem interested in moaning and not talking about the positives when they happen. Just mentioned Benji's cycle of bravado/cowardice on the transfer thread. step 1 - Predict doom and gloom step 2 - Gloat/rejoice and say "I told you so, aren't I wonderful" when SCFC struggle. step 3 - Disappear when SCFC do well. step 4 - Reappear as if by magic, gloat/rejoice and say "I told you so, aren't I wonderful" when SCFC struggle. Repeat to fade...
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Post by mattador78 on Aug 27, 2016 10:33:56 GMT
Yawn its like the old scotch tape advert. Rerecord not fade away
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Aug 27, 2016 10:36:42 GMT
The thing is Benji, when we go on and win some games, which we will, you'll disappear into the hole you came from. You only seem interested in moaning and not talking about the positives when they happen. Just mentioned Benji's cycle of bravado/cowardice on the transfer thread. step 1 - Predict doom and gloom step 2 - Gloat/rejoice and say "I told you so, aren't I wonderful" when SCFC struggle. step 3 - Disappear when SCFC do well. step 4 - Reappear as if by magic, gloat/rejoice and say "I told you so, aren't I wonderful" when SCFC struggle. Repeat to fade... Sorry but I never disappear win lose or draw
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Post by manmarking on Aug 27, 2016 10:44:09 GMT
Much of what Benji writes is grounded in what should be very real concerns for all of us. So many on here seem to find him personally offensive when all they need to do is ignore him. Anyone who just wants to post on a forum where everyone has the same opinions on everything should go and join the Scientologists.
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Post by Los Alfareros on Aug 27, 2016 10:48:29 GMT
Although Benjis world seems a dark place, where clearly no hope will prevail, most of his points are usually painfully accurate. I wouldn't want him round ours on Christmas day, but I do admire his persistent pessimism, and this board would be duller place without him. Gooo on Benj... ya miserable twat
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Post by crownmeking on Aug 27, 2016 11:29:26 GMT
Just mentioned Benji's cycle of bravado/cowardice on the transfer thread. step 1 - Predict doom and gloom step 2 - Gloat/rejoice and say "I told you so, aren't I wonderful" when SCFC struggle. step 3 - Disappear when SCFC do well. step 4 - Reappear as if by magic, gloat/rejoice and say "I told you so, aren't I wonderful" when SCFC struggle. Repeat to fade... Sorry but I never disappear win lose or draw Yes you do, you did exactly that, last season.
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Post by ohbottom on Aug 27, 2016 11:38:57 GMT
Just mentioned Benji's cycle of bravado/cowardice on the transfer thread. step 1 - Predict doom and gloom step 2 - Gloat/rejoice and say "I told you so, aren't I wonderful" when SCFC struggle. step 3 - Disappear when SCFC do well. step 4 - Reappear as if by magic, gloat/rejoice and say "I told you so, aren't I wonderful" when SCFC struggle. Repeat to fade... Sorry but I never disappear win lose or draw Not actually true, that. When we had that good run middle of last season you weren't on here for weeks, then you reappeared as if by magic as soon as we lost a couple of games. Nowt wrong with having or expressing concerns, but when that's all you do, and shout "told ya, told ya" when we're having a bad run (while forgetting all the times your gloomy predictions proved totally wrong) it gets a bit annoying.
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