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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 19, 2015 16:27:27 GMT
Give this guy a medal, what a pisser!
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Post by Batfink on Aug 19, 2015 16:30:13 GMT
Oh what a feeling, when you dancing with glenn whelan. He and the rest of the squad were loving it at stoke station at 830 on Saturday!! I put that on here about 3 years ago. Better late than never I suppose haha.
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Post by melonhead on Aug 19, 2015 16:36:06 GMT
Glen Whelan on the pitch goes round and round, round and round, all day long.
To the tune of ' the wheels on the bus'
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Post by ti on Aug 19, 2015 16:39:16 GMT
I'd change dancing to playing I'd keep it at dancing. but in fairness, I can live the idea that opposition think we're a bit odd...
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Post by slicko on Aug 19, 2015 17:03:40 GMT
Rocks - primal scream
Whelan keeps a dealin' Whelan keeps a thievin' Whelan keeps a whorin' Bojan keeps on scorin'
Pieters is our left back Whitehead was our hunchback Wenger keeps a bitchin' 'Arry keeps a twitchin'
Ain't no use in prayin' Johnny is a stayin', baby Johnny ain't so crazy He's always gonna sign for the City Yeah yeah yeah
Get yer rocks off Get yer rocks off, City Shake it now now Get 'em off down Stoke
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Aug 27, 2015 9:00:55 GMT
To the tune of Breakfast at Tiffany's...
I said that I want, breakfast at Whelan's, But he said that he'd be, playing at 3, So I ate quickly at, breakfast at Whelan's, Then off to support him, down at the ground
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Post by LGH87 on Aug 27, 2015 9:03:34 GMT
Been singing this pretty much since we signed him, it's to the tune of the Robert Huth massive german youth song (it came a long time before it though)
Glenn Whelan lan lan Is better than Kavanagh Glenn Whelan lan lan With the Stoke he will go far to the left to the right do the Irish jig tonight he is great, he class and he shits on Fabregas
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Post by bojanihilate on Aug 28, 2015 11:23:33 GMT
Glenn whelan once asked me would i like a lucky charm, I said go on then son, an he put one on my arm, He is our midfield rock, an he isnt very big, But that doesnt really matter when he does the irish jig.
Or something like that. To my old mans a dustman
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Post by j3st3r on Aug 28, 2015 12:36:06 GMT
Glen passes it left.... He passes it riiiight But you won't see him pass forward.... If you stay here all night....
There you go... Job done... ????????????
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Post by marwood on Aug 28, 2015 12:42:15 GMT
Row, row, row your Whelan, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a dream.
Row, row, row your Whelan, Gently down the stream, If you see a crocodile, Don’t forget to scream.
Row, row, row your Whelan, Gently down the Nile, If you see a camel, Don’t forget to smile.
Row, row, row your Whelan, Gently down the River, If you see a polar bear, Don’t forget to shiver.
Row, row, row your Whelan, Gently to the shore, If you see Glenn there, Don’t forget to roar!
To the tune of 'Rules and Regulations' by Weve Got a Fuzzbox and Were Gonna Use It
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 12:47:16 GMT
To the tune of the Arthur theme tune from CBBC... Hey, hey! What a wonderful guy to play, when it's time to pass sideways, give the ball to Glenn Whelan You got to pass it to Glenn, pass it to his feet, pass it to his middle, pass it really neat. Open up your eyes, open up your ears, open your body to kick it better, and work hard together! He's a simple player, and he plays from the start. Believe in our Glenn, well that's the place to start! And I said hey! hey! What a wonderful guy to play, when it's time to pass sideways, give the ball to Glenn Whelan Absolute quality
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Post by bojanihilate on Aug 28, 2015 13:15:06 GMT
Whelan is a stokie He comes from ireland He is our lucky leprechaun He cost 500 grand People try to slate him But he dont give a shit Glenn whelan is our captain when shawcross isnt fit
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Aug 28, 2015 13:29:58 GMT
'Cus Glenn will run 500 miles, And Glenn will run 500 hundred more, Just to be the man who runs a thousand miles, To slide and miss the ball.
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Post by mrpickles on Aug 28, 2015 13:31:36 GMT
Glen passes it left.... He passes it riiiight But you won't see him pass forward.... If you stay here all night.... There you go... Job done... ???????????? I like it but I prefer my version: Glen passes it left He passes it riiiight He also breaks up play brilliantly and lays the simple ball off to his teammates. Also his influence shouldn't be judged on goals, assists, or how adventurous his passes are. Catchy as fuck, I'm sure you'll agree
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Post by j3st3r on Aug 28, 2015 13:34:36 GMT
Glen passes it left.... He passes it riiiight But you won't see him pass forward.... If you stay here all night.... There you go... Job done... ???????????? I like it but I prefer my version: Glen passes it left He passes it riiiight He also breaks up play brilliantly and lays the simple ball off to his teammates. Also his influence shouldn't be judged on goals, assists, or how adventurous his passes are. Catchy as fuck, I'm sure you'll agree Think the rhyming needs some work tbh
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Post by borat on Aug 28, 2015 13:36:35 GMT
I think the OP has a strange obsession with Glenn judging by his posts, avatar, username and signature!
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Post by j3st3r on Aug 28, 2015 13:42:32 GMT
I think the OP has a strange obsession with Glenn judging by his posts, avatar, username and signature! I think it might actually be Glen :-)
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Sept 3, 2015 13:57:31 GMT
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody
Whelan... the key to the game plan, Fills opponents up with dread, He is better than Jon Stead. Sidwell... has just come on, And now we've gone and thrown it all away,
Whelan, ooooohhh, You will see me cry, If he's not playing at 3 o clock tomorrow, Glenn Whelan, Glenn Whelan, Is the only man who matters,
Can't wait, His time has come, Sends shivers done my spine, He is sexy all the time, Goodbye everybody, I've got to go, Gotta wipe off all the jizz inside my pants,
Whelan, ooohhhh, I don't want you to die, Sometimes I wish you'd never been born at all
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2015 15:23:18 GMT
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody Whelan... the key to the game plan, Fills opponents up with dread, He is better than Jon Stead. Sidwell... has just come on, And now we've gone and thrown it all away, Whelan, ooooohhh, You will see me cry, If he's not playing at 3 o clock tomorrow, Glenn Whelan, Glenn Whelan, Is the only man who matters, Can't wait, His time has come, Sends shivers done my spine, He is sexy all the time, Goodbye everybody, I've got to go, Gotta wipe off all the jizz inside my pants, Whelan, ooohhhh, I don't want you to die, Sometimes I wish you'd never been born at all which bit of Bohemian Rhapsody???
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Sept 3, 2015 15:51:23 GMT
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody Whelan... the key to the game plan, Fills opponents up with dread, He is better than Jon Stead. Sidwell... has just come on, And now we've gone and thrown it all away, Whelan, ooooohhh, You will see me cry, If he's not playing at 3 o clock tomorrow, Glenn Whelan, Glenn Whelan, Is the only man who matters, Can't wait, His time has come, Sends shivers done my spine, He is sexy all the time, Goodbye everybody, I've got to go, Gotta wipe off all the jizz inside my pants, Whelan, ooohhhh, I don't want you to die, Sometimes I wish you'd never been born at all which bit of Bohemian Rhapsody??? Mama, I just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sent shivers down my spine, Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows), I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2015 16:15:27 GMT
which bit of Bohemian Rhapsody??? Mama, I just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sent shivers down my spine, Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows), I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. must admit, i always thought Glenn was only a moustache away from being Freddie
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Post by southstanddan on Sept 3, 2015 17:18:57 GMT
which bit of Bohemian Rhapsody??? Mama, I just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sent shivers down my spine, Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows), I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. Good luck in Gibralter Glenn
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Post by alexscfc17 on Sept 3, 2015 18:50:44 GMT
Whelan is a stokie He comes from ireland He is our lucky leprechaun He cost 500 grand People try to slate him But he dont give a shit Glenn whelan is our captain when shawcross isnt fit Yes I like that
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Post by alster on Sept 3, 2015 19:00:58 GMT
Seeing all these threads about songs for players who have just got here, yet we still don't have a song for our longest standing hero.. (To the tune of "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye) " When I get that Whelan, I want Sexual Whelan, Sexual Whelan is good for me. Sexual Whelan, baby, is good for me, Sexual Whelan is something that's good for me, And it's good for me and it's good to me, My Whelan ohhh.. " You're completely fucked in the head.
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Post by alster on Sept 3, 2015 19:03:30 GMT
Been singing this pretty much since we signed him, it's to the tune of the Robert Huth massive german youth song (it came a long time before it though) Glenn Whelan lan lan Is better than Kavanagh Glenn Whelan lan lan With the Stoke he will go far to the left to the right do the Irish jig tonight he is great, he class and he shits on Fabregas It's OK but who's Ian.
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Post by wrightspies on Sept 3, 2015 20:30:21 GMT
Glenn Whelan City's number six. His team is my team too. Whenever he goes out. The people always shout, they sing Glenn Whelan City's number six nananananananana etc.
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Sept 3, 2015 21:16:50 GMT
To the tune of Dancing Queen by Abba...
Whelan's the passing queen, Hungry, keen and he's never mean. Passing queen, See him pass, he's a pass machine, oh yeah! He can pass! He can pass! Passing it from side to side, See that Glenn, passing neat, He is the passing queen.
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Post by Olgrligm on Sept 3, 2015 21:24:33 GMT
Who on Earth's face is that put over (what I assume is) Whelan's wife?
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Sept 3, 2015 21:32:46 GMT
Who on Earth's face is that put over (what I assume is) Whelan's wife? Glenn Whelan of course!
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Post by wrightspies on Sept 3, 2015 22:19:43 GMT
To the tune of Dancing Queen by Abba... Whelan's the passing queen, Hungry, keen and he's never mean. Passing queen, See him pass, he's a pass machine, oh yeah! He can pass! He can pass! Passing it from side to side, See that Glenn, passing neat, He is the passing queen. That has just made my night! Pisser.
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