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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Aug 17, 2015 11:57:14 GMT
Seeing all these threads about songs for players who have just got here, yet we still don't have a song for our longest standing hero..
(To the tune of "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye)
When I get that feeling,
I want Sexual Whelan,
Sexual Whelan is good for me.
Sexual Whelan, baby, is good for me,
Sexual Whelan is something that's good for me,
And it's good for me and it's good to me,
My Whelan ohhh..
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Aug 17, 2015 11:59:58 GMT
Do I recall a short-lived "we've got that Glen Whelan" song several years back? We've got that Glen Whelan Ohh, that Glen Whelan We've got that Glen Whelan And he's mint, mint, mint... wooooahhhhhohhhhh I liked it for it's pure absurdity  |
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Post by j3st3r on Aug 17, 2015 12:23:30 GMT
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Post by stokiet90 on Aug 17, 2015 12:23:47 GMT
Didn't somebody mention a Whelan song to the tune of Lionel Ritchie dancing on the ceiling? I think that could work.
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Aug 17, 2015 12:42:13 GMT
Do I recall a short-lived "we've got that Glen Whelan" song several years back? We've got that Glen Whelan Ohh, that Glen Whelan We've got that Glen Whelan And he's mint, mint, mint... wooooahhhhhohhhhh I liked it for it's pure absurdity That song was good but it didn't make any reference to his huge sex appeal. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2015 12:42:14 GMT
Do I recall a short-lived "we've got that Glen Whelan" song several years back? We've got that Glen Whelan Ohh, that Glen Whelan We've got that Glen Whelan And he's mint, mint, mint... wooooahhhhhohhhhh I liked it for it's pure absurdity Yeah that's a regular song as far as me and my pissed up mates are concerned anyway  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2015 12:49:37 GMT
Didn't somebody mention a Whelan song to the tune of Lionel Ritchie dancing on the ceiling? I think that could work. Glenda got a rendition of this on Stoke station platform on Saturday night  |
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Post by rfuller on Aug 17, 2015 12:56:22 GMT
He scored away at Villa I remember when
Whe la la la Whe la lan
Somebody told me that his name was Glenn
Whe la la la Whe la lan
He thinks Vale are shite
Whelans Red and White
Whelans Dynamite
Whe la la la Whe la lan
He scored away at villa I remember when...
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Aug 18, 2015 17:18:35 GMT
Hey guys, I've thought of another chant...
(To the tune of Wanna be startin something by Michael Jackson)
"I said you wanna be starting Whelan, you got to be starting Whelan, I said you wanna be starting Whelan, you got to be starting Whelan!"
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Aug 18, 2015 17:27:58 GMT
Or this one to the tune of Spinning Around by Kylie
"He's, covering his ground, get out of his way, I know it's Whelan because he's passing sideways"
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Aug 18, 2015 17:29:21 GMT
Simple, to lionel richie' dancing on the ceiling....
Ooohhhh what feelin
Number 6 is Glenn Whelan
And repeat...
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Aug 18, 2015 17:29:43 GMT
Simple, to lionel richie's dancing on the ceiling.... Ooohhhh what feelin Number 6 is Glenn Whelan And repeat... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2015 17:31:22 GMT
Simple, to lionel richie' dancing on the ceiling.... Ooohhhh what feelin Number 6 is Glenn Whelan And repeat... Shit. Song and player  |
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Aug 18, 2015 17:32:55 GMT
Most valuable player in our team, he's glenn the glue for a reason son. Not many better defensive midfielders in this league is rather have.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2015 17:39:48 GMT
Most valuable player in our team, he's glenn the glue for a reason son. Not many better defensive midfielders in this league is rather have. 2 minutes Turkish.... |
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Post by stingray on Aug 18, 2015 20:44:58 GMT
Oh what a feeling, when you dancing with glenn whelan.
He and the rest of the squad were loving it at stoke station at 830 on Saturday!!
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Post by boskampsflaps on Aug 18, 2015 21:06:46 GMT
Most valuable player in our team, he's glenn the glue for a reason son. Not many better defensive midfielders in this league is rather have. Could work as a rap. |
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Post by stokemanusa on Aug 18, 2015 21:14:54 GMT
I can't f'n believe with all the massive Whelan fanboys about on the match thread and on here week in week out there has never been a song for him? Your shit fans! lol
I'd go with an Irish hymn most know. If there's any player who needs a song it's him.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Aug 18, 2015 21:18:28 GMT
I can't f'n believe with all the massive Whelan fanboys about on the match thread and on here week in week out there has never been a song for him? Your shit fans! lol I'd go with an Irish hymn most know. If there's any player who needs a song it's him. You're* |
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Post by paulinespens on Aug 18, 2015 21:22:18 GMT
He's small
He's red
He sounds like father Ted
Glen whelan
Glen whelan
Thread closed
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Post by steino1966 on Aug 18, 2015 22:08:53 GMT
Sticking with an Irish theme for the Irish Pirlo  Simple chant from the song Sweet Molly Malone. Alive, alive-O! alive, alive-O! Singing Whelan, Glenn Whelan, alive, alive-O! |
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Post by steve66 on Aug 19, 2015 5:42:45 GMT
But Glen is the unsung hero! Every team needs a Whelan and Glen is up there with the best.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Aug 19, 2015 6:20:14 GMT
Wheeelan, wheeelan (repeat to fade) is his song
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Post by ti on Aug 19, 2015 6:40:57 GMT
Oh what a feeling, when you dancing with glenn whelan. He and the rest of the squad were loving it at stoke station at 830 on Saturday!! This |
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Post by foster on Aug 19, 2015 7:36:11 GMT
Oh what a feeling, when you dancing with glenn whelan. He and the rest of the squad were loving it at stoke station at 830 on Saturday!! This I'd change dancing to playing |
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Post by chiefdelilah on Aug 19, 2015 7:40:09 GMT
Simple, to lionel richie' dancing on the ceiling.... Ooohhhh what feelin Number 6 is Glenn Whelan And repeat... Also works brilliantly with Flashdance, which I think we can all agree is a tune football crowds are dying to belt out. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 10:13:36 GMT
Or this one to the tune of Spinning Around by Kylie "He's, covering his ground, get out of his way, I know it's Whelan because he's passing sideways"   |
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Post by tijuanabrass on Aug 19, 2015 10:43:00 GMT
To the Robin Hood theme.
Whe-lan Whe-lan
Christian name is Glenn.
Whe-lan Whe-lan
With his merry men.
Shots from afar
over the bar.
Glenn Whelan, Glenn Whelan, Glen Whelan.
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Aug 19, 2015 16:10:23 GMT
To the tune of the Arthur theme tune from CBBC...
Hey, hey! What a wonderful guy to play, when it's time to pass sideways, give the ball to Glenn Whelan
You got to pass it to Glenn, pass it to his feet, pass it to his middle, pass it really neat. Open up your eyes, open up your ears, open your body to kick it better, and work hard together!
He's a simple player, and he plays from the start. Believe in our Glenn, well that's the place to start! And I said hey!
hey! What a wonderful guy to play, when it's time to pass sideways, give the ball to Glenn Whelan
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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Aug 19, 2015 16:19:10 GMT
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a Glenn Whelan
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Simple chant from the song Sweet Molly Malone. 
