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Post by bathstoke on Aug 16, 2015 17:15:48 GMT
Am in Brittany with la famille & the site we're on don't allow short type trunks! I've had a right ding-dong with the life guards & management. They say it's for hygiene purposes, as men could have been knocking around all day in their shorts then transfer their germs to the pool.
I did point out that la femme can wear bikinis all day as knickers & also go swimming, but they weren't restricting them to swim suits (not that you'd want to!)
Anyway, I told'em it's sexist & the biggest problem with water pollution is kids p!$$!ng in the pool. They agreed & asked me to adher to the rule, but couldn't enforce it.
What should a man do!?!
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Post by stokeharry on Aug 16, 2015 17:21:31 GMT
Am in Brittany with la famille & the site we're on don't allow short type trunks! I've had a right ding-dong with the life guards & management. They say it's for hygiene purposes, as men could have been knocking around all day in their shorts then transfer their germs to the pool. I did point out that la femme can wear bikinis all day as knickers & also go swimming, but they weren't restricting them to swim suits (not that you'd want to!) Anyway, I told'em it's sexist & the biggest problem with water pollution is kids p!$$!ng in the pool. They agreed & asked me to adher to the rule, but couldn't enforce it. What should a man do!?! Get off the oatcake and enjoy your family holiday for one . Failing that .... ...buy some speedos but make sure the S doesn't fall off and try again tomorrow |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2015 17:56:27 GMT
Wear speedos, pullem down And Shit in the pool
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Post by harryburrows on Aug 16, 2015 18:05:24 GMT
Am in Brittany with la famille & the site we're on don't allow short type trunks! I've had a right ding-dong with the life guards & management. They say it's for hygiene purposes, as men could have been knocking around all day in their shorts then transfer their germs to the pool. I did point out that la femme can wear bikinis all day as knickers & also go swimming, but they weren't restricting them to swim suits (not that you'd want to!) Anyway, I told'em it's sexist & the biggest problem with water pollution is kids p!$$!ng in the pool. They agreed & asked me to adher to the rule, but couldn't enforce it. What should a man do!?! Go get a mankini and leave one bollock hanging out |
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 16, 2015 18:41:36 GMT
Am in Brittany with la famille & the site we're on don't allow short type trunks! I've had a right ding-dong with the life guards & management. They say it's for hygiene purposes, as men could have been knocking around all day in their shorts then transfer their germs to the pool. I did point out that la femme can wear bikinis all day as knickers & also go swimming, but they weren't restricting them to swim suits (not that you'd want to!) Anyway, I told'em it's sexist & the biggest problem with water pollution is kids p!$$!ng in the pool. They agreed & asked me to adher to the rule, but couldn't enforce it. What should a man do!?! Get off the oatcake and enjoy your family holiday for one . Failing that .... ...buy some speedos but make sure the S doesn't fall off and try again tomorrow I can't wear peedos with all these lady's wearing bikinis, the wife will go mental  |
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 16, 2015 19:11:07 GMT
Am in Brittany with la famille & the site we're on don't allow short type trunks! I've had a right ding-dong with the life guards & management. They say it's for hygiene purposes, as men could have been knocking around all day in their shorts then transfer their germs to the pool. I did point out that la femme can wear bikinis all day as knickers & also go swimming, but they weren't restricting them to swim suits (not that you'd want to!) Anyway, I told'em it's sexist & the biggest problem with water pollution is kids p!$$!ng in the pool. They agreed & asked me to adher to the rule, but couldn't enforce it. What should a man do!?! Go get a mankini and leave one bollock hanging out Do you suggest gold lamé or pink pearlesque to go with me Converse!?! Sometimes I wear them on there own, cause they give great purchase during boudoir athletics |
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Post by harryburrows on Aug 16, 2015 19:18:37 GMT
Go get a mankini and leave one bollock hanging out Do you suggest gold lamé or pink pearlesque to go with me Converse!?! Sometimes I wear them on there own, cause they give great purchase during boudoir athletics Spurs are way better . I would go with black mankini , you don't want to give the impression you may be a bit odd |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2015 19:20:01 GMT
Am in Brittany with la famille & the site we're on don't allow short type trunks! I've had a right ding-dong with the life guards & management. They say it's for hygiene purposes, as men could have been knocking around all day in their shorts then transfer their germs to the pool. I did point out that la femme can wear bikinis all day as knickers & also go swimming, but they weren't restricting them to swim suits (not that you'd want to!) Anyway, I told'em it's sexist & the biggest problem with water pollution is kids p!$$!ng in the pool. They agreed & asked me to adher to the rule, but couldn't enforce it. What should a man do!?! Adhere to the rule, change to trunks and then release the full contents of your blammer in the pool  |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 16, 2015 20:28:33 GMT
Wear speedos, pullem down And Shit in the pool Some fucker shit in the pool when we were on holiday in Crete one year Fraise. The worst thing about it was that there were no kids at the hotel so some so called grown up had laid a log in the deep end. The fucking life guard just got a net and scooped that turd out. I gave the swimming a miss for the rest of our stay.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2015 5:49:03 GMT
Wear speedos, pullem down And Shit in the pool Some fucker shit in the pool when we were on holiday in Crete one year Fraise. The worst thing about it was that there were no kids at the hotel so some so called grown up had laid a log in the deep end. The fucking life guard just got a net and scooped that turd out. I gave the swimming a miss for the rest of our stay. Tell your missus you'll never take her again until she starts acting like a human being if id have shat in there, there'd have been a surge of water from the epicentre |
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