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Post by Bojan Mackey on May 29, 2015 11:50:33 GMT
I'd cover her with mincemeat, then writhe around on top of her like a stranded seal, before letting her give me a Cillit Bang enema and then pouring Dolmio down my pulsating hampton, finishing off with spaffing into her eye and then watching as she one-eyedly sacrifices a small animal to the pagan god of rimming.
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on May 29, 2015 12:07:08 GMT
I'd cover her with mincemeat, then writhe around on top of her like a stranded seal, before letting her give me a Cillit Bang enema and then pouring Dolmio down my pulsating hampton, finishing off with spaffing into her eye and then watching as she one-eyedly sacrifices a small animal to the pagan god of rimming. Well, who wouldn't?
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Post by Danstoke82 on May 29, 2015 12:08:21 GMT
Its almost as if she is begging you to fuck her brains out on the bench.
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Post by redstriper on May 29, 2015 14:43:40 GMT
As its a numbers game...
I'd take two from the top row and one from the bottom.
I threw summit at the tele when she got voted off the dance show early doors before she had chance to writhe around in a split skirt doing the Argentinian tango, absolute disgrace that was.
She gets my cum dancing every time.
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Post by metalhead on May 29, 2015 15:19:49 GMT
For anyone interested, there's also FA Cup Maths with Mike Riley.
Question 1: If Sarah has 4 Apples and 6 Oranges, how desperate will Jon Moss be to give every fucking decision to Arsenal?
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 15:38:06 GMT
For anyone interested, there's also FA Cup Maths with Mike Riley. Question 1: If Sarah has 4 Apples and 6 Oranges, how desperate will Jon Moss be to give every fucking decision to Arsenal? Or alternatively; If Villa commit 4 tame fouls and Arsenal 5 fouls worthy of Serious Foul Play, how many Red Cards will Jon Moss issue? The answer of course is 4. All to Villa.
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Post by Linx on May 29, 2015 15:52:20 GMT
She is also in that spoof gameshow version of Countdown (is it One in Ten Cats, or something?) with Jimmy Carr and some blokes who think they're funny. I must admit, she is a breathtaking piece of eye candy. I feel sorry for the reasonably attractive girl in Dictionary Corner who is completely unexceptional in comparison!
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Post by metalhead on May 29, 2015 15:55:40 GMT
For anyone interested, there's also FA Cup Maths with Mike Riley. Question 1: If Sarah has 4 Apples and 6 Oranges, how desperate will Jon Moss be to give every fucking decision to Arsenal? Or alternatively; If Villa commit 4 tame fouls and Arsenal 5 fouls worthy of Serious Foul Play, how many Red Cards will Jon Moss issue? The answer of course is 4. All to Villa. I believe that was the answer to Question 4.
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Post by stokiejoe on May 29, 2015 15:56:14 GMT
She is also in that spoof gameshow version of Countdown (is it One in Ten Cats, or something?) with Jimmy Carr and some blokes who think they're funny. I must admit, she is a breathtaking piece of eye candy. I feel sorry for the reasonably attractive girl in Dictionary Corner who is completely unexceptional in comparison! Hadn't realised there were other people on Countdown, must try to take my eyes off her sometime ...naaah
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Post by dozintheseventees on May 29, 2015 16:10:51 GMT
Lovely, lovely lass.
Needs a good dinner or two though.
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Post by Squeekster on May 29, 2015 16:14:16 GMT
Lovely, lovely lass. Needs a good dinner or two though. Yeah meat and two veg!
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Post by Waggy on May 29, 2015 18:04:33 GMT
This young lady is lovely and ideal. Clever, good looking and likes the good outdoors apparently. Ive often thought of writing a letter to her
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Post by Linx on May 29, 2015 18:11:45 GMT
This young lady is lovely and ideal. Clever, good looking and likes the good outdoors apparently. Ive often thought of writing a letter to her I must advise caution on this, Waggy. She is a divorcee and her first marriage lasted less than three years. This does not indicate reliability and emotional stability, essential prerequisites in a young lady, don't you agree, as well as evidence that she would not be 'pure'.
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Post by leicspotter on May 29, 2015 18:27:31 GMT
You are all seriously sick!
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Post by chigstoke on May 29, 2015 18:50:00 GMT
Enjoy
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Post by jukeboxjury on May 29, 2015 18:56:59 GMT
A nice session with Rachel and Ann Widdecome will do it for me Is it time for bed yet mum
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Post by basingstokie on May 29, 2015 19:32:50 GMT
She is also in that spoof gameshow version of Countdown (is it One in Ten Cats, or something?) with Jimmy Carr and some blokes who think they're funny. I must admit, she is a breathtaking piece of eye candy. I feel sorry for the reasonably attractive girl in Dictionary Corner who is completely unexceptional in comparison! Suzie Dent
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 29, 2015 20:14:59 GMT
She is also in that spoof gameshow version of Countdown (is it One in Ten Cats, or something?) with Jimmy Carr and some blokes who think they're funny. I must admit, she is a breathtaking piece of eye candy. I feel sorry for the reasonably attractive girl in Dictionary Corner who is completely unexceptional in comparison! I caught one of those shows by accident. In between the letters thing, she broke into a strictly/gymnastic routine. Most distracting. She's stunning, I'd like to protect her. Judy Dent indeed.
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 29, 2015 21:27:59 GMT
This young lady is lovely and ideal. Clever, good looking and likes the good outdoors apparently. Ive often thought of writing a letter to her It's not her outdoors so much as her backdoors that interest me Colin.
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Post by maninasuitcase on May 29, 2015 21:33:49 GMT
Enjoy That is wank-tastic
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Post by Linx on May 29, 2015 22:42:25 GMT
Does anyone else see a resemblance to Gwyneth Paltrow?
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Post by maninasuitcase on May 29, 2015 22:47:49 GMT
Does anyone else see a resemblance to Gwyneth Paltrow? Don't spoil it.
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