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Post by craig67 on May 28, 2015 21:42:41 GMT
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Post by maninasuitcase on May 28, 2015 21:49:10 GMT
Here's today's countdown conundrum. Rearrange the following words relating to Rachel Riley. Doors Her Smash I'd Everyday In Your 30 seconds start now.  |
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Post by stokemark on May 28, 2015 22:12:09 GMT
Given she's a southern Man Utd fan it would be seriously nasty punishment shag by me
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Post by sheikhmomo on May 28, 2015 22:27:20 GMT
seriously nasty punishment shag by me Vaguely vigorous missionary style with some light blowing in the ear. Followed by a lightly buttered cracker. Waggy style. |
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Post by dirtygary69 on May 28, 2015 22:28:03 GMT
I bet she takes it up the FA Cup final. Whatever that means.
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on May 28, 2015 22:28:43 GMT
Smash her, but all the way through, I'd tell her that she is shit, and stinks like Old Trafford. That's my swag, and that's how I roll.
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Post by Boothen on May 28, 2015 22:36:32 GMT
I'd hit it so hard that whomever pulls me out of her should be crowned the next King of England.
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Post by DannyStokie on May 28, 2015 22:39:02 GMT
I've no idea what she said and i watched it 6 times.
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Post by sheikhmomo on May 28, 2015 22:39:40 GMT
I'd hit it so hard that whomever pulls me out of her should be crowned the next King of England. Excalibur is a 9 letter word after all. |
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Post by dirtygary69 on May 28, 2015 22:42:54 GMT
I got boner for 5.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 22:57:50 GMT
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on May 28, 2015 23:01:01 GMT
Mmm. She was certainly first in the queue when God was handing out… chests, or, mammary glands. Ooh, I’d love to have it off with her.
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Post by craig67 on May 28, 2015 23:11:36 GMT
Mmm. She was certainly first in the queue when God was handing out… chests, or, mammary glands. Ooh, I’d love to have it off with her. I think she was first in the queue for most things when God was handing them out! |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 6:23:40 GMT
Here's today's countdown conundrum. Rearrange the following words relating to Rachel Riley. Doors Her Smash I'd Everyday In Your 30 seconds start now. Everyday Her Smash Id Doors |
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Post by dutchstokie on May 29, 2015 6:36:07 GMT
Here's today's countdown conundrum. Rearrange the following words relating to Rachel Riley. Doors Her Smash I'd Everyday In Your 30 seconds start now. Everyday Her Smash Id Doors You forgot 'In' as in 'inside' as in penetrating that warm soft, neatly trim.....sorry just drifted off there for a mo.... YOWSERS !!!! |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on May 29, 2015 7:16:24 GMT
Everyday Her Smash Id Doors You forgot 'In' as in 'inside' as in penetrating that warm soft, neatly trim.....sorry just drifted off there for a mo.... YOWSERS !!!! Trimmed? I was thinking shaven. |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 7:20:20 GMT
You forgot 'In' as in 'inside' as in penetrating that warm soft, neatly trim.....sorry just drifted off there for a mo.... YOWSERS !!!! Trimmed? I was thinking shaven. Would you be bothered? Her minge could look like David Bellamy's chin and I'd still get amongst it. |
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Post by dutchstokie on May 29, 2015 7:27:25 GMT
You forgot 'In' as in 'inside' as in penetrating that warm soft, neatly trim.....sorry just drifted off there for a mo.... YOWSERS !!!! Trimmed? I was thinking shaven. You're probably right....bald as a Attachment Deleted |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 29, 2015 7:29:31 GMT
She loves Hammer Horror films.
Her Favourite is Count Dracula.
I'll get me coat.
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Post by Danstoke82 on May 29, 2015 7:31:48 GMT
Faaaackkin boootiful she is. Bollocks to the maths talk, I wasn't listening.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 7:46:29 GMT
Everyday Her Smash Id Doors You forgot 'In' as in 'inside' as in penetrating that warm soft, neatly trim.....sorry just drifted off there for a mo.... YOWSERS !!!! Bollocks, as in 'fucking bollocks i failed with that effort' |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 7:47:50 GMT
Trimmed? I was thinking shaven. Would you be bothered? Her minge could look like David Bellamy's chin and I'd still get amongst it. Would you have a dabble with David Bellamys chin though, just in case it looked like Rachel Ryleys minge? |
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Post by KevinWhimper on May 29, 2015 8:15:15 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 8:34:58 GMT
Would you be bothered? Her minge could look like David Bellamy's chin and I'd still get amongst it. Would you have a dabble with David Bellamys chin though, just in case it looked like Rachel Ryleys minge? Fingers first and I might be interested |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on May 29, 2015 9:05:12 GMT
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 29, 2015 10:08:06 GMT
I'd fuck her so ridiculously hard for about four seconds, ejaculate, then awkwardly burst into tears.
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Post by mailman44 on May 29, 2015 10:44:02 GMT
I can't believe Bojan Mackey hasn't put a boot in yet.
She seems like just the lass for Waggy lad. Trevor needs to back off and let Colin spread his wings with the fairer sex.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 29, 2015 10:44:04 GMT
If she wanted sex, she could count on me.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 11:35:27 GMT
I'd fuck her so ridiculously hard for about four seconds, ejaculate, then awkwardly burst into tears. Followed by David Bellamy screaming "Why you just fucked my chin you dirty bugger?" |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 29, 2015 11:40:18 GMT
Craig Bellamy would also be there, in a fireman's hat.
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