|
Post by jeycov on May 10, 2015 6:51:04 GMT
Sunday gossip column revealing that Sir Alex Ferguson famously likes a nice drop of red wine, but current United boss Van Gaal revealed an unexpected facet of his footballing philosophy when a gust of wind revealed a wine list among his notes at the Crystal Palace game!
|
|
|
Post by JoeinOz on May 10, 2015 8:11:56 GMT
Strange. Don't think of him doing friendly human things like enjoying a glass of wine. For relaxation I imagine him sitting in a Butcher shop with a miserable look on his face.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 8:18:12 GMT
I thought it was a mickey take but it's true. Bloody hell how unprofessional is this?
|
|
|
Post by Staffsoatcake on May 10, 2015 8:33:31 GMT
Before Van Gaal speaks, someone must wind him up like a clockwork toy.
|
|
|
Post by kurt on May 10, 2015 8:37:48 GMT
I thought it was a mickey take but it's true. Bloody hell how unprofessional is this?
|
|
|
Post by norman conquest on May 10, 2015 9:19:22 GMT
Fits in well with manure, theres more charm in piece of white dog shit.
|
|
|
Post by loosestools on May 10, 2015 9:22:53 GMT
Fits in well with manure, theres more charm in piece of white dog shit. Funnily enough I was only talking to the wife yesterday about how you dont see pieces of white dog bshit on the pavement anymore, I was particularly fascinated by the stuff with hairs in it.
|
|
|
Post by JoeinOz on May 10, 2015 9:25:22 GMT
Fits in well with manure, theres more charm in piece of white dog shit. Funnily enough I was only talking to the wife yesterday about how you dont see pieces of white dog bshit on the pavement anymore, I was particularly fascinated by the stuff with hairs in it. I know a vet and asked about the disappearing white dog shit phenomenon and she said white dog shit was caused by a food they used to get many years ago. (dogs not vets!)
|
|
|
Post by Staffsoatcake on May 10, 2015 9:26:28 GMT
Fits in well with manure, theres more charm in piece of white dog shit. Funnily enough I was only talking to the wife yesterday about how you dont see pieces of white dog bshit on the pavement anymore, I was particularly fascinated by the stuff with hairs in it. You wont find any in North London, there is not enough calcium in the area.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 9:40:56 GMT
Shouldn't that be whine list?
|
|
|
Post by loosestools on May 10, 2015 9:57:33 GMT
Funnily enough I was only talking to the wife yesterday about how you dont see pieces of white dog bshit on the pavement anymore, I was particularly fascinated by the stuff with hairs in it. You wont find any in North London, there is not enough calcium in the area. I rember as a kid we used to kick pieces of said turds down Biddulph High Street on our way to school as it was always hard. thats how we honed our footballing skills. Then we used to kick them at girls.
|
|
|
Post by bolders on May 10, 2015 13:05:40 GMT
The company that sells the wine, if you look at the bottom of the paper, is a sponsor for Crystal Palace. Maybe just some crap that was handed him by corporates or he has to be pissed to pick Smalling
|
|
|
Post by FullerMagic on Jul 24, 2015 10:21:40 GMT
Bit of an awkward handshake...
|
|
|
Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 24, 2015 10:25:56 GMT
If he got his head painted in Blue, yellow, green and red squares, it would look like a Rubik's cube.
|
|
|
Post by kerouac on Jul 24, 2015 10:40:09 GMT
I heard a great story about him from a friend who knows a bloke in alderley edge that owns a chippy that Van Gaal visited with his wife.He swanned in talking loudly to whoever was in there,ordered his meal asking what this "mushy peas" was.......ordered some and loved em,then went on and ordered loads to take away for his wife to freeze,declaring he was going to have them everyday for breakfast!!!!! A real character apparently and total loon.
|
|
|
Van Gaal
Jul 24, 2015 11:17:18 GMT
via mobile
Post by JoeinOz on Jul 24, 2015 11:17:18 GMT
I heard a great story about him from a friend who knows a bloke in alderley edge that owns a chippy that Van Gaal visited with his wife.He swanned in talking loudly to whoever was in there,ordered his meal asking what this "mushy peas" was.......ordered some and loved em,then went on and ordered loads to take away for his wife to freeze,declaring he was going to have them everyday for breakfast!!!!! A real character apparently and total loon. He sacked Luca Toni for slouching in his chair.
|
|
|
Van Gaal
Jul 24, 2015 11:28:09 GMT
via mobile
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 11:28:09 GMT
I think he is a pisser. His press conferences never fail to make me laugh
|
|
|
Van Gaal
Jul 24, 2015 16:00:23 GMT
via mobile
Post by haway on Jul 24, 2015 16:00:23 GMT
Bit of an awkward handshake... The look Van Gaal gives after the handshake had me laughing
|
|
|
Van Gaal
Jul 24, 2015 16:04:03 GMT
via mobile
Post by upthefud on Jul 24, 2015 16:04:03 GMT
He annoys me, every other fucking word is philosophy.
|
|
|
Post by nik80 on Jul 24, 2015 16:10:30 GMT
Bit of an awkward handshake... Shut up Beavis
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 16:29:22 GMT
Great comedy figure - you have got to love him
Dutch and full of shit - a truly wonderful combination
(I wonder if he too has suffered 'an unfortunate shmelting accident') -
or 'stop eating ya own skin - ya crazy dutcxh bastard' !
|
|
|
Post by PotterLog on Jul 24, 2015 16:39:59 GMT
I do actually quite like him for some reason. I can't quite put my finger on it, he makes me laugh when he speaks and really doesn't seem to give a shit what anyone thinks of him.
|
|
|
Van Gaal
Jul 24, 2015 16:45:11 GMT
via mobile
Post by mattador78 on Jul 24, 2015 16:45:11 GMT
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 17:51:47 GMT
The company that sells the wine, if you look at the bottom of the paper, is a sponsor for Crystal Palace. Maybe just some crap that was handed him by corporates or he has to be pissed to pick Smalling aaah good old Mike Smalling!
|
|
|
Post by Naughtyfarty on Jul 24, 2015 18:59:35 GMT
seems sincere, with a smile and that goes a long way to me liking someone
|
|
|
Van Gaal
Jul 24, 2015 19:33:56 GMT
via mobile
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 19:33:56 GMT
Funnily enough I was only talking to the wife yesterday about how you dont see pieces of white dog bshit on the pavement anymore, I was particularly fascinated by the stuff with hairs in it. I know a vet and asked about the disappearing white dog shit phenomenon and she said white dog shit was caused by a food they used to get many years ago. (dogs not vets!) Bonemeal. They used to bulk up some dog foods with it I think. Hence dry, chalky white dog turds were 'all the rage' on the estate I was from. :-)
|
|
|
Post by Linx on Jul 24, 2015 19:34:15 GMT
He oozes the confidence of a single minded man who has complete conviction in what he is doing. Doesn't get around the fact that he looks like ET's cousin, though.
|
|
|
Post by NassauDave on Jul 24, 2015 19:45:27 GMT
I know a vet and asked about the disappearing white dog shit phenomenon and she said white dog shit was caused by a food they used to get many years ago. (dogs not vets!) Bonemeal. They used to bulk up some dog foods with it I think. Hence dry, chalky white dog turds were 'all the rage' on the estate I was from. :-) It certainly made it easier back in the day to pick up those white cigars before putting them through peoples letter boxes.Nowadays it's just too messy.
|
|
|
Post by NassauDave on Jul 24, 2015 19:47:15 GMT
Sunday gossip column revealing that Sir Alex Ferguson famously likes a nice drop of red wine, but current United boss Van Gaal revealed an unexpected facet of his footballing philosophy when a gust of wind revealed a wine list among his notes at the Crystal Palace game! Concorde and Blue Nun for the coach trip back up Norf.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 23:06:20 GMT
I think I have said this before but he reminds me of Boskamp. Imagine Boskamp with all that money to spend.
|
|