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Post by Robo10 on Apr 27, 2015 10:57:05 GMT
Its a great song, it really is, and for impact when first sang it was brilliant
However I dont want my 13 year old singing it (and I can see others uncomfortable with the final line! Especially sat around oldies, kids and women!) - so I have adapted it for him - feel free to suggest another word that could be used
He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Odemwinge
He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Up Front
He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Odemwinge
And we swapped him for a useless lump.....
Just think, that will win us a Fair Play Award on its own without a C bomb in!
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Post by mrpickles on Apr 27, 2015 11:08:57 GMT
I just really love cunt though  |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Apr 27, 2015 11:12:12 GMT
Lump doesn't rhyme with front, though. Surely you wouldn't want your child to be associated with bad poetry?  |
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Post by Silkystoke on Apr 27, 2015 11:25:13 GMT
How about " Runt "
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Post by obhstokie on Apr 27, 2015 11:30:17 GMT
On the train I heard someone shout "Kenwyne" instead as there were kids around. However I'm not sure shouting an ex-player's name who most people don't like would go down well.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 12:13:29 GMT
i don't care....just sooooooo glad to see him back on the pitch to be honest!
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Apr 27, 2015 12:18:49 GMT
"And he's much better than Kenny Lunt"
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Post by davejohnno1 on Apr 27, 2015 12:24:00 GMT
My 7 year old has been singing that version since last season!  He also sings "Oh Victor Moses, he's a winger, his flippin ace, flippin ace". |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 13:38:17 GMT
Its a great song, it really is, and for impact when first sang it was brilliant However I dont want my 13 year old singing it (and I can see others uncomfortable with the final line! Especially sat around oldies, kids and women!) - so I have adapted it for him - feel free to suggest another word that could be used He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Odemwinge He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Up Front He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Odemwinge And we swapped him for a useless lump..... Just think, that will win us a Fair Play Award on its own without a C bomb in! Excuse my ignorance, but what is the tune.... |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 27, 2015 13:41:53 GMT
Its a great song, it really is, and for impact when first sang it was brilliant However I dont want my 13 year old singing it (and I can see others uncomfortable with the final line! Especially sat around oldies, kids and women!) - so I have adapted it for him - feel free to suggest another word that could be used He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Odemwinge He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Up Front He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Odemwinge And we swapped him for a useless lump..... Just think, that will win us a Fair Play Award on its own without a C bomb in! Excuse my ignorance, but what is the tune.... Sing Hosanna, sing Hosanna, sing Hosanna to the king of kings, CUNT! |
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Post by Robo10 on Apr 27, 2015 13:52:06 GMT
....useless grunt
(just for Lakeland and poetry corner)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 13:57:57 GMT
Excuse my ignorance, but what is the tune.... Sing Hosanna, sing Hosanna, sing Hosanna to the king of kings, CUNT! Still conna get it to fit...Must be losing it...But I was 50 last week, so that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Apr 27, 2015 14:02:53 GMT
Sing Hosanna, sing Hosanna, sing Hosanna to the king of kings, CUNT! Still conna get it to fit...Must be losing it...But I was 50 last week, so that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Keep trying - the song scans perfectly every time we sing it - and we've sung it since about the third week of his arrival. |
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Post by Robo10 on Apr 27, 2015 14:13:44 GMT
Think of
Keep St George in my heart, keep me English.....
Keep St George in my heart I say
etc
Its the verse not the chorus :-)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 14:15:39 GMT
Think of Keep St George in my heart, keep me English..... Keep St George in my heart I say etc Its the verse not the chorus :-) Brilliant....Works perfectly...Thanks for the help. |
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Post by sevvy on Apr 27, 2015 14:19:09 GMT
How about ....scores goals for Stoke, swapped him for a lazy bloke? or idle bloke?
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Post by stokiet90 on Apr 27, 2015 14:23:07 GMT
My 5 year old sings useless lump too! Even though it doesn't rhyme.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 27, 2015 14:27:27 GMT
Think of Keep St George in my heart, keep me English..... Keep St George in my heart I say etc Its the verse not the chorus :-) Brilliant....Works perfectly...Thanks for the help. |
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Post by mcf on Apr 27, 2015 14:39:40 GMT
yep...that's what we use. |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 27, 2015 15:31:04 GMT
I just really love cunt though We're all fond of a bit of that Mr P, but I have to agree with the OP I don't particularly like the ending to the Odemwingie song. |
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Post by icelandpotter on Apr 27, 2015 15:33:32 GMT
lump is just what we were after, well done
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Post by jeycov on Apr 27, 2015 15:51:07 GMT
lump is just what we were after, well done + 1 |
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Post by partickpotter on Apr 27, 2015 16:34:28 GMT
What about...
He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Odemwinge
He Scores Goals He Scores Goals for Stoke
He Scores Goals He Scores Goals Odemwinge
And we swapped him for a useless bloke
Maybe not...
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Post by Onneravineet on Apr 27, 2015 16:39:36 GMT
And we swapped him for a useless RUNT...da da da
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 6:29:36 GMT
Is there a football chant that doesn't have a swear word in it ?
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Apr 28, 2015 6:31:58 GMT
Is there a football chant that doesn't have a swear word in it ? Play up Pompey! |
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Post by jeycov on Apr 28, 2015 7:47:55 GMT
On the train I heard someone shout "Kenwyne" instead as there were kids around. However I'm not sure shouting an ex-player's name who most people don't like would go down well. Kenwynes attitude was disappointing at the end of his time here at Stoke He did make 88 appearances for us and there are other players who have moved on who gave less to the club. OK we got Odemwinge in a swap deal but - maybe we could move on from that and have a totally different final line to the chant |
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Post by stokeloyal on Apr 28, 2015 8:43:11 GMT
13? Trust me he's calling his mate much worse at school. I was always told by my old man, swear as much as you like at football, with your mates etc but know when its appropriate and never do it in front of your mother. (which i still haven't to this day)
Swearing is an art form and done right can be quite the linguistic tool.
And you can ram that fair play award up a cunt for all i care... we're not fucking arsenal.
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Post by cousindupree on Apr 28, 2015 9:55:30 GMT
Are people still getting the lyrics wrong? I remember at Cardiff a number of dumb asses were singing 'I pray' rather than up front?
As for swearing being a linguistic art form. Not any longer, I being of a certain age remember when you could be standing at a bus stop with mates next to a couple of old dears and shock them with some bad language. Now its so commonplace that its more likely to be the old dears effing and jeffing.Swearing has lost its shockability.
The english language is in great need of a new word to replace the much overused fuck.
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Post by dutchstokie on Apr 28, 2015 10:00:09 GMT
...And we swapped him for a player with undoubted skill and ability but prone to continual lapses of idleness
There you go !!
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