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Post by dutchstokie on Apr 21, 2015 6:12:44 GMT
Get weavin in Maccelsfield, get weavin' n get yer knackers feeled End of thread The undoubted kings of crude, rude, naughty and very funny lyrics! Aids n Herpes - HES GOT 'EM, the evidence is written all over his bottom Dont get me started partick.....just had them on spotify driving into work.....
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Post by elystokie on Apr 21, 2015 7:22:54 GMT
Beware of the flowers 'cos I'm sure they're gonna get you, yeah - John Otway
7th best lyrics of all time, apparently...
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Moosehead
Youth Player
Posts: 306
Location: Nottingham
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Post by Moosehead on Apr 21, 2015 8:18:45 GMT
As Rose counts the money in the canister / who comes sliding down the bannister / vicar in a tutu
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 11:15:44 GMT
"I got more flavour than 7-11 slurpees If Magic can admit he got AIDS, then fuck it i've got herpes"
Soul flower- The Pharcyde
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 22, 2015 18:27:54 GMT
I got a beautiful girl, She's a bisexual nymphomaniac nurse, She has a Swiss bank account (and a hysterectomy), I guess that things could be worse, I'm fresh outta blues
Henry Phillips
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Post by snapotter on Apr 22, 2015 21:39:30 GMT
And I think it's kind of funny, I think it's kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had
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Post by dutchstokie on Apr 23, 2015 7:08:14 GMT
"Close yer legs luv, yer meat smells" - " but it keeps the flies off me chips"
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Apr 24, 2015 23:23:15 GMT
Hey little dolly with your blue jeans on, gonna ramrod you honey till half past dawn.Bruce Springsteen.
Can you smell my presence in the laundry of your catwalk girlfriend. Half man half biscuit.
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Post by pretzel on Apr 26, 2015 14:01:14 GMT
"Wallet ever-bulging, dressed to the left, divulging, the wrinkles of his years, wedding-bell induced fears, shedding bell-end tears in the pocket of her resistance."
40 years on I'm still in awe at some of Ian Anderson's lyrics
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Post by DansViews on Apr 26, 2015 16:19:22 GMT
You can have it all, my empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt.
Nin \ cash
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Post by slother on Apr 26, 2015 17:29:12 GMT
She stretches the truth with such imagination, she's more of a writer than a liar. - Daniel Johnston
Sent from my Nexus 5 using proboards
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Post by yankiegeoff on Apr 26, 2015 18:29:10 GMT
Rape me, rape me my friend. Rape me, rape me again. - Nirvana
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