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Post by DrGonzo on Apr 13, 2015 6:54:09 GMT
You may well find him on the Wigan board.
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Post by stokemark on Apr 13, 2015 7:12:00 GMT
He was an Amigo
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Apr 13, 2015 7:19:11 GMT
He doesn't post on here anymore but, as Mark W has said, he is a reader of the board. He does post on facebook so anyone who knows him can find him on there - he uses his proper name.
Still a big Stoke fan, has a season ticket and gets to most home games. Not sure if he still goes to away games but, as I rarely go to away games south of Stoke myself, that may be why I haven't seen him.
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Post by craig67 on Apr 13, 2015 8:46:10 GMT
His mummy was going to sue me 
Bless
GD I've met his mum. |
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Post by 2004 on Apr 13, 2015 9:19:13 GMT
his name was dave, he was from ilford Thanks for that informative information  |
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Post by bassmaster on Apr 13, 2015 10:10:41 GMT
He reads avidly so you can wave to him. So he hasn't given up his stalking behaviour then. |
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Post by Vestan Pance on Apr 13, 2015 10:20:13 GMT
 One from the old days..... |
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Post by elystokie on Apr 13, 2015 10:49:06 GMT
Wasn't there some big deal with coffee with him? Or was that some other person? Anyone remember?
Someone should do a history of the Oatcake, there's probably a few 'in jokes' that don't make much sense to folk who've had better things to do with their lives for the past 15-20 years :D
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Post by skip on Apr 13, 2015 11:04:44 GMT
Wasn't there some big deal with coffee with him? Or was that some other person? Anyone remember? Someone should do a history of the Oatcake, there's probably a few 'in jokes' that don't make much sense to folk who've had better things to do with their lives for the past 15-20 years  He did return from foreign climbs with a new found taste for posh coffee. I think he was contemplating training as a barrista (sp.) in between delivering pizzas to Bryan Adams. IIRC, obv. |
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Post by elystokie on Apr 13, 2015 11:16:42 GMT
Wasn't there some big deal with coffee with him? Or was that some other person? Anyone remember? Someone should do a history of the Oatcake, there's probably a few 'in jokes' that don't make much sense to folk who've had better things to do with their lives for the past 15-20 years :D He did return from foreign climbs with a new found taste for posh coffee. I think he was contemplating training as a barrista (sp.) in between delivering pizzas to Bryan Adams. IIRC, obv. Italy wasn't it? |
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Post by Davef on Apr 13, 2015 11:18:54 GMT
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Post by skip on Apr 13, 2015 11:18:55 GMT
Sounds right.
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Post by Vestan Pance on Apr 13, 2015 11:22:41 GMT
What was @oatcakemeltdown? I must have been asleep.
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Post by Pedropotter on Apr 13, 2015 11:23:52 GMT
what about Walnut Whip Craig ..... ?
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Post by siggy on Apr 13, 2015 11:38:55 GMT
He used to go by the name of Berlingo Boy at one point, I think that was about the time his mum was going to sue GD and the Rodney Bewes Affair, Trouble was you never knew which Ilford Dave was going to turn up, the drunk fall asleep one or the self- opinionated legally mothered ginger one.
I don't think Bewes ever worked again after the premature reporting of his demise which is a bit ironic as he starred in "Whatever happened to..."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 12:43:21 GMT
what about Walnut Whip Craig ..... ? Was he the one that had breathing problems every time he bent over to fart...or something like that? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 13:47:16 GMT
He had a reputation for falling asleep at IBPU's and one night we had a sweepstake on when he would inevitably slump face first onto the table. Phil Rawlins had him down for 11pm on the dot. I went for five minutes to the hour and won. Ilford Dave Ale. Legend. Mr Rat,
The real question hear* is
Has anyone ever seen Dave 'Dave' Ale and Ilford 'Illflid' Dave in the same room ?
I think we should be told
GD
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Post by Anto1962 on Apr 13, 2015 13:58:50 GMT
His Sunday morning round up was excellent, he could be a little stubborn at times but was certainly no harm, unless you are Rodney Bewes.
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Post by siggy on Apr 13, 2015 14:13:53 GMT
So still thinks he is above us all ? I liked him. When he declared himself a legend on the old board, I still regard that as the best thing on the internet ever. Some of the piss-taking on that thread was (ironically) the stuff of legend. If anyone can find a link to this then they should. It's brilliant. I had a quick look but nothing - unless Smudger can give us a link the only person I remember being able to throw stuff like this up was Para Didn't you meet up for coffee with Ilflid occasionally Skip??? |
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Post by Northy on Apr 13, 2015 14:21:17 GMT
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Post by skip on Apr 13, 2015 14:37:26 GMT
I liked him. When he declared himself a legend on the old board, I still regard that as the best thing on the internet ever. Some of the piss-taking on that thread was (ironically) the stuff of legend. If anyone can find a link to this then they should. It's brilliant. I had a quick look but nothing - unless Smudger can give us a link the only person I remember being able to throw stuff like this up was Para Didn't you meet up for coffee with Ilflid occasionally Skip??? No I didn't Siggy, but he did offer a few times. |
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Post by skip on Apr 13, 2015 14:46:14 GMT
He had a reputation for falling asleep at IBPU's and one night we had a sweepstake on when he would inevitably slump face first onto the table. Phil Rawlins had him down for 11pm on the dot. I went for five minutes to the hour and won. Ilford Dave Ale. Legend. Mr Rat,
The real question hear* is
Has anyone ever seen Dave 'Dave' Ale and Ilford 'Illflid' Dave in the same room ?
I think we should be told
GD
I've never seen them in the same room although their universes nearly crossed outside the back of Stoke town hall but I think Ilford Rodney Bewes Berlingo Ale Dave preferred something of a different flavour that night. Luckily for him, lucky for us all as had Ilford Dave met Berlingo Dave Ale in the same room the Oatcake would have been sucked into a vortex and killed the internet. |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Apr 13, 2015 15:46:33 GMT
I can remember the Ilford Dave legend comment/thread. Absolutely brilliant. Very David Brent Esq.
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Post by ParaPsych on Apr 13, 2015 16:03:19 GMT
I liked him. When he declared himself a legend on the old board, I still regard that as the best thing on the internet ever. Some of the piss-taking on that thread was (ironically) the stuff of legend. If anyone can find a link to this then they should. It's brilliant. I had a quick look but nothing - unless Smudger can give us a link the only person I remember being able to throw stuff like this up was Para Didn't you meet up for coffee with Ilflid occasionally Skip??? I know nothing. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 18:35:07 GMT
He also restored some seats from the ground and displayed them on here only to get ripped to shreds.
TEST
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Post by salopstick on Apr 13, 2015 19:43:05 GMT
And just because he hasn't slagged me off on Twitter for a while I give you; Is alberta the biggest, most stupid ,social fooked up girl you have ever encountered . I have met the poor unfortunate alberta in Delilah's , and I found her to be a bit of a social inadequate , constantly needing to have her ego fed (god knows why she is nothing to look at, though I'm sure the tan improves her, hard to say never her seen her without it) so much so she has been known to wear t-shirts with her own name on the back . (something i find very strange, i have met many many oatcake posters , and have been referred to as "IlfordDave the legend" on meeting some, something which makes me burn brighter than a 100KW electric fire with embarrassment, as whilst i have an opinion and am not afraid to voice it, its not something i set out for, or expected, I even feel embarrassed when I hear the people behind me talking to themselves and saying that's IlfordDave in front, and anyone who doesn't believe that should ask the people who I have traveled to games with or drank afterwards with) Where as alberta seems to positively revel in her own infamy oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/93040oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/166119/legend-lives-on |
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Post by iwwwsatv on Apr 13, 2015 19:49:33 GMT
Got himself in a few pickles with some of his comments, some epic battles with Rex (RIP)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 19:51:16 GMT
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Post by stokie25 on Apr 13, 2015 19:53:14 GMT
what about Walnut Whip Craig ..... ? Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph....one of the funniest things I've ever read on here!!  |
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Post by Naughtyfarty on Apr 13, 2015 20:28:19 GMT
I'm sure you are reading this post, come back and swallow your pride, its only a message board, but you are a Stokie like the rest of us, I often disagreed with you, but quite often you talked sense and your links were sound
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