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Post by Trouserdog on Jun 11, 2011 0:00:55 GMT
Is alberta the biggest, most stupid , most so -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cial fooked up girl you have ever encountered . I have met the poor unfortunate alberta in Delilah's , and I found her to be a bit of a social inadequate , constantly needing to have her ego fed (god knows why she is nothing to look at, though I'm sure the tan improves her, hard to say never her seen her without it) so much so she has been known to wear t-shirts with her own name on the back . (something i find very strange, i have met many many oatcake posters , and have been referred to as "IlfordDave the legend" on meeting some, something which makes me burn brighter than a 100KW electric fire with embarrassment, as whilst i have an opinion and am not afraid to voice it, its not something i set out for, or expected, I even feel embarrassed when I hear the people behind me talking to themselves and saying that's IlfordDave in front, and anyone who doesn't believe that should ask the people who I have traveled to games with or drank afterwards with) Where as alberta seems to positively revel in her own infamy Anyone else missing him?  |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jun 11, 2011 5:32:20 GMT
Not really. I'd suggest after his recent relapse he's back in the Harplands where he belongs.
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Post by frasier45 on Jun 11, 2011 5:59:13 GMT
Nope, because he posts on mad, where dare I say Dan, does a really good job ;D
That's always been my favourite thread thiugh, where did you find it?
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Post by Northy on Jun 11, 2011 6:02:30 GMT
do we know alberta? don't miss him really, not until we need info for next season's cup final  but where's muuuuuumfy boy |
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Post by ST5-POTTER on Jun 11, 2011 7:30:16 GMT
Memories
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 11, 2011 8:41:57 GMT
It's mumfy I miss (and Tunny) and Audi quattro's you never see them nowadays ..  |
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jun 11, 2011 17:13:07 GMT
I do, but not sure he misses me  |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jun 11, 2011 17:30:57 GMT
Is unpc definitely dead then?
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Post by Northy on Jun 12, 2011 17:54:04 GMT
Is unpc definitely dead then? no idea, i only use this board, |
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Post by frasier45 on Jun 12, 2011 18:18:10 GMT
Yes, it is.
Bet Dave had a little party
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Post by jugger on Jun 12, 2011 18:39:17 GMT
Yes, it is. Bet Dave had a little party ..i reckon he downed a few pints of Ale* in Harry's Bar to celebrate J8-) |
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Post by Trouserdog on Jun 12, 2011 18:40:39 GMT
Ilford Dave's greatest contribution to un-pc was the submission of his History homework onto one of the boards in a misguided, suicidal, attempt to prove how intelligent he was.
It was like watching a chicken walk into a lions-enclosure and start offering everyone on. Cringe-worthy but compelling.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2011 18:46:12 GMT
Ilford Dave's greatest contribution to un-pc was the submission of his History homework onto one of the boards in a misguided, suicidal, attempt to prove how intelligent he was. It was like watching a chicken walk into a lions-enclosure and start offering everyone on. Cringe-worthy but compelling. That sounds truly outstanding! No chance of putting it up here if un-pc is dead I suppose? |
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Post by frasier45 on Jun 12, 2011 19:20:47 GMT
Ilford Dave's greatest contribution to un-pc was the submission of his History homework onto one of the boards in a misguided, suicidal, attempt to prove how intelligent he was. It was like watching a chicken walk into a lions-enclosure and start offering everyone on. Cringe-worthy but compelling. That sounds truly outstanding! No chance of putting it up here if un-pc is dead I suppose? Wicked fcuker +1 |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jun 13, 2011 10:07:37 GMT
Ilford Dave's greatest contribution to un-pc was the submission of his History homework onto one of the boards in a misguided, suicidal, attempt to prove how intelligent he was. It was like watching a chicken walk into a lions-enclosure and start offering everyone on. Cringe-worthy but compelling. At first I felt sorry for him but he was the poster who just kept giving. I even thought that maybe he was out ironicing the ironics, at one point, as he went to university you know, and no one could be that un selfaware! But then he would blow that theory out of the water with another post! |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jun 13, 2011 10:11:28 GMT
Nope, because he posts on mad, where dare I say Dan, does a really good job ;D That's always been my favourite thread thiugh, where did you find it? It's hard not to do a good job when there's only a handful of posts a day ;D |
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Post by frasier45 on Jun 13, 2011 10:33:29 GMT
I always use it to read stoke city info
I hardly ever post on it but, its far better info than the shit on the main board here
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Post by Will_75 on Jun 13, 2011 10:36:59 GMT
Ilford Dave's greatest contribution to un-pc was the submission of his History homework onto one of the boards in a misguided, suicidal, attempt to prove how intelligent he was. It was like watching a chicken walk into a lions-enclosure and start offering everyone on. Cringe-worthy but compelling. that was one of those "kill me now, I can die happy moments" LEG-END |
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Post by Will_75 on Jun 13, 2011 11:24:15 GMT
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jun 13, 2011 11:49:31 GMT
He's just so, so special.
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Jun 14, 2011 12:39:09 GMT
ah, give him a break.
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Post by Trouserdog on Jun 14, 2011 18:05:46 GMT
arm, leg or neck? |
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Jun 15, 2011 18:21:51 GMT
Oh what memories, I remember him writing all that about me, the fucking ginger retard. Comedy gold without even trying, although he did go crying to admin on many occasions trying to get me banned. I used to wind the spakky cunter up without even posting anything about him. I could feel his tears of anger as he typed shit about me and his will power breaking as he desperately tried to ignore me. There’s so many examples of his fliddyness scattered on this board but the truly hilarious was on the old Rivals site. I’ve often been tempted to wind the ginger **** up again on here but quite frankly I just couldn’t be arsed. I’m glad he’s fucked off though the fat smelly bastard. Gouranga. |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jun 15, 2011 19:42:14 GMT
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but where's muuuuuumfy boy 
