Played after every Stoke City draw or defeat, and even after a win on occasions.
Begovic - had a shocker, mind not on the game but on his next club
Wilson - not another mistake Willo?
Wolly - german tosser, Huths better
Ryan - is he all that?
GCam - never a footballer, all over the place
Zonz - can do better, French twat
Glenda - pass it forwards you tool and stop giving away free kicks
Victor - injured again, brittle boned mard arse
SJW - yeah puts a shift in but quality isn't there
Arnie - bone idle, shite haircut, show pony, offers jack
Diouf - couldn't trap a bag of cement
Any more?