|
|
Post by heavysoul on Mar 15, 2015 20:44:15 GMT
You are disgusting ! That smelt like a rotting corpse you made my child so ill he refused to eat his corn beef and cheese sandwich. I'm so angry !
|
|
|
|
Post by djduncanjames on Mar 15, 2015 20:52:20 GMT
You are disgusting ! That smelt like a rotting corpse you made my child so ill he refused to eat his corn beef and cheese sandwich. I'm so angry ! Let it go man. Serenity Now...  |
|
|
|
Post by elystokie on Mar 15, 2015 20:54:01 GMT
Waggy and Trevor were on the Scotch Eggs apparently.
Just saying...
|
|
|
|
Post by slother on Mar 15, 2015 20:54:28 GMT
Your boy's not called Stuart is he?
|
|
|
|
Post by bobthethrob on Mar 15, 2015 20:57:19 GMT
Is that you Eileen, bang out of order getting them little west brown Stuarts on me
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 20:58:40 GMT
I'm willing have a fart off on this. nobody's arse smelt as bad as mine yesterday, the row behind me were heaving, to be honest I had tears in my eyes too! Was heaven letting them go in the car in the way home and just rotting in my own smell |
|
|
|
Post by chamberlain on Mar 15, 2015 20:59:30 GMT
You are disgusting ! That smelt like a rotting corpse you made my child so ill he refused to eat his corn beef and cheese sandwich. I'm so angry ! Corn beef and cheese , stone the crows. |
|
|
|
Post by elystokie on Mar 15, 2015 21:00:37 GMT
You are disgusting ! That smelt like a rotting corpse you made my child so ill he refused to eat his corn beef and cheese sandwich. I'm so angry ! Corn beef and cheese , stone the crows. Nice on a toastie, not so sure about a sandwich. |
|
|
|
Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 15, 2015 21:02:59 GMT
Waggy and Trevor were on the Scotch Eggs apparently. Just saying... And they were drinking Stout.  |
|
|
|
Post by Waggy on Mar 15, 2015 22:56:30 GMT
Waggy and Trevor were on the Scotch Eggs apparently. Just saying... And they were drinking Stout. Ive previously said i visited the lavatory to pass wind at half time it was chronic and i think i must have had one too many scotch eggs but i never let go in the stand. Trevor always takes a botttle of joop aftershave to squirt incase he passes wind or needs a number 2. I never smelt the joop that day |
|
|
|
Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 15, 2015 23:02:16 GMT
And they were drinking Stout. Ive previously said i visited the lavatory to pass wind at half time it was chronic and i think i must have had one too many scotch eggs but i never let go in the stand. Trevor always takes a botttle of joop aftershave to squirt incase he passes wind or needs a number 2. I never smelt the joop that day You could always pass wind into your sandwich box Waggy. Then offer one to Trevor for a laugh. He would think you were blowing him a kiss .  |
|
|
|
Post by Waggy on Mar 15, 2015 23:49:29 GMT
Ive previously said i visited the lavatory to pass wind at half time it was chronic and i think i must have had one too many scotch eggs but i never let go in the stand. Trevor always takes a botttle of joop aftershave to squirt incase he passes wind or needs a number 2. I never smelt the joop that day You could always pass wind into your sandwich box Waggy. Then offer one to Trevor for a laugh. He would think you were blowing him a kiss . Trevor would go wild. He really dislikes Tom Foolery |
|
|
|
Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 15, 2015 23:59:30 GMT
What not even a fake turd on the picnic blanket Waggy?
|
|
|
|
Post by Linx on Mar 16, 2015 0:12:44 GMT
I have just been kicked out of the marital bed because I was laughing so much at this thread. What is it about farting that makes it so funny?
Anyway, after that bit of rumination I feel composed enough to return.
Coming, dear!
|
|
|
|
Post by mailman44 on Mar 16, 2015 2:39:44 GMT
Was getting worried about young Wags, had not seen him post in what seemed ages.
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 7:06:48 GMT
One of the funniest lines I ever read on here was about a trouser cough. I think it was by someone called Dave Lavin who let rip in Madame Tussauds " I let rip and it was so bad it nearly melted Kevin Keegan !" Absolute classic.
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 7:21:05 GMT
You're worried about other people's farts then feeding your kids with corned beef and cheese?
Good luck in the car on the way home.
|
|
|
|
Post by metalhead on Mar 16, 2015 8:35:22 GMT
This is brilliant |
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 8:54:47 GMT
You are disgusting ! That smelt like a rotting corpse you made my child so ill he refused to eat his corn beef and cheese sandwich. I'm so angry ! Let it go man. Serenity Now... :D Sounds like he did let it go! |
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 10:13:44 GMT
In church or in chapel, let it rattle.
|
|
|
|
Post by Paddypotter on Mar 16, 2015 10:20:20 GMT
I remember farting in a crowded lift, it was bad on so many levels.
|
|
|
|
Post by beatlestokie on Mar 16, 2015 11:47:09 GMT
Calm down, as my old man used to say it's sad ars that doesn't rejoice ????
|
|
|
|
Post by mailman44 on Mar 16, 2015 11:53:53 GMT
This board has hit an all time low with this thread. Jesus wept.
|
|
|
|
Post by davethebass on Mar 16, 2015 18:08:59 GMT
Taxi!!
|
|
|
|
Post by robwahlmann on Mar 16, 2015 18:14:59 GMT
What a shit thread!  |
|
|
|
Post by nott1 on Mar 16, 2015 18:19:44 GMT
I think it's a gas!
|
|
|
|
Post by Clayton Wood on Mar 16, 2015 18:37:25 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 19:07:46 GMT
I once remember having my best mate hanging out of the car window when I dropped one!
|
|
