To the tune of Edelweiss:
Arnautovic, Arnautovic
The Austrian winger at City
Arnautovic, Arnautovic
He's good friends with Balotelli
Floppy hair, sulky stare
When he's in the mood you'll lose
Arnautovic, Arnautovic
He's best friends with Julie Andrews
Congratulations, you've just knocked "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" off the top of the "The Worlds Gayest Football Chant" chart............
Bojan, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Bojan, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Bojan, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Bojan, there's a place where we need ya.
I said, Bojan, call it a trequartista.
You can play there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
We have everything for the Spanish player,
You can hang out with Marc Muniesa ...
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
You can get yourself fit, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...
Bojan, are you listening to me?
I said, Bojan, what do you want to be?
I said, Bojan, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, Bojan, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Stoke City.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
We have everything for the Spanish player,
You can hang out with Marc Muniesa ...
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
You can get yourself fit, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...
Bojan, we don't want you to fail.
I said, Bojan, don't you end up at Vale.
In Burslem no man cares if you're alive.
The whole world feels so jive ...
We know you tried the Netherlands,
And Roma e Milano in Italy.
But we're a club called Stoke City,
You'll become the star of the team.
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
It's fun to play for the Stooo-ke Ci-tay!
We have everything for the Spanish player,
You can hang out with Marc Muniesa ...
Stooo-ke Ci-tay ... ok, this song's pretty gay.
Bojan, Bojan, there's no need to feel down.
Bojan, Bojan, get yourself off the ground.
Stooo-ke Ci-tay ... to be gay is OK.
Bojan, Bojan, there's no need to feel down.
Bojan, Bojan, get yourself off the ground.
Stooo-ke Ci-tay ... we're all gay for Bojan anyway.
Bojan, Bojan, are you listening to me?
Bojan, Bojan, what do you wanna be?
