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Post by Robo10 on Mar 6, 2015 13:31:03 GMT
To avoid attention from the stewards smuggle your kettle in under a top hat. I don't want to smuggle it in, I want to openly bring it in shame free. Nothing states I can't bring it in. To be fair, nothing states I cant take a nuclear weapon, a horse, a TV or a Christmas tree in but I doubt they would allow it. I cant take my darts though, they do say that. Surprised there isnt a 'no heavy petting' sign up, its not the place.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 13:33:52 GMT
I don't want to smuggle it in, I want to openly bring it in shame free. Nothing states I can't bring it in. To be fair, nothing states I cant take a nuclear weapon, a horse, a TV or a Christmas tree in but I doubt they would allow it. I cant take my darts though, they do say that. Surprised there isnt a 'no heavy petting' sign up, its not the place. With a TV I'd say yes you could take it in. Somebody has entered the ground and installed mutiple TV's. There's a big one pitch side! If we can't it's double standards.
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Post by dozintheseventees on Mar 6, 2015 13:37:36 GMT
What about an iron lung?
Handy for those of us on row 36.
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 6, 2015 15:23:56 GMT
How about dog cack?
Can we take that in the ground?
You can't cack outside on the grass verge.
Can you take cack ina plastic bag? Grateful for any support on this, I sometimes go straight the match after taking. The dog for a walk and often still have about 2 or 3 plastic bags of dock cack on me Thanks
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Post by nott1 on Mar 6, 2015 15:56:38 GMT
How about dog cack? Can we take that in the ground? You can't cack outside on the grass verge. Can you take cack ina plastic bag? Grateful for any support on this, I sometimes go straight the match after taking. The dog for a walk and often still have about 2 or 3 plastic bags of dock cack on me Thanks Eat it!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 18:04:22 GMT
How about dog cack? Can we take that in the ground? You can't cack outside on the grass verge. Can you take cack ina plastic bag? Grateful for any support on this, I sometimes go straight the match after taking. The dog for a walk and often still have about 2 or 3 plastic bags of dock cack on me Thanks How about taking a kettle and boiling the dog muck? Then easily poured away.
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 6, 2015 23:57:45 GMT
How about dog cack? Can we take that in the ground? You can't cack outside on the grass verge. Can you take cack ina plastic bag? Grateful for any support on this, I sometimes go straight the match after taking. The dog for a walk and often still have about 2 or 3 plastic bags of dock cack on me Thanks Eat it! Mate, in all seriousness, you've obviously never tasted it to suggest that, it's vile stuff. same goes for cat cack, it's all the same. its the bane of my life, I was in the bookies the other day and was asked to leave. I SAID "come on we've had this argument, the nephew is 3 years old, he's hardly likely to put a bet on is he" they said, aid, no no, it's the cack, you smell of cack. i had like 3 or 4 Jeffie bags full of our dogs cack on me from earlier walks, IDE forgotten they were still knocking about its not like it's humane cack I said on the way out, but they won't let me back in mow TOSSERS
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Post by partickpotter on Mar 7, 2015 7:33:57 GMT
Mate, in all seriousness, you've obviously never tasted it to suggest that, it's vile stuff. same goes for cat cack, it's all the same. its the bane of my life, I was in the bookies the other day and was asked to leave. I SAID "come on we've had this argument, the nephew is 3 years old, he's hardly likely to put a bet on is he" they said, aid, no no, it's the cack, you smell of cack. i had like 3 or 4 Jeffie bags full of our dogs cack on me from earlier walks, IDE forgotten they were still knocking about its not like it's humane cack I said on the way out, but they won't let me back in mow TOSSERS Do they allow kettles in your bookies?
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 7, 2015 16:25:36 GMT
Mate, in all seriousness, you've obviously never tasted it to suggest that, it's vile stuff. same goes for cat cack, it's all the same. its the bane of my life, I was in the bookies the other day and was asked to leave. I SAID "come on we've had this argument, the nephew is 3 years old, he's hardly likely to put a bet on is he" they said, aid, no no, it's the cack, you smell of cack. i had like 3 or 4 Jeffie bags full of our dogs cack on me from earlier walks, IDE forgotten they were still knocking about its not like it's humane cack I said on the way out, but they won't let me back in mow TOSSERS Do they allow kettles in your bookies? possibly as they have thier own coffee machin, its never come up in conversatin theres normally summat else what gets me banned before it gets to that they definitely banned cack and children under 3 as i know "at my peril" i have this argument with them every time i take my brothers lad in there, hes a toddler so its not like hes "under 18" loads of people on their mobile phones. whats the difference i say is cack worse? or kettles?
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Post by phileetin on Mar 7, 2015 20:31:40 GMT
I've got a long extension lead. Another day like today and i'll attach the mower to it before I leave for the match and if I plug the lead in at half time the missus can mow the lawn
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 8, 2015 5:12:29 GMT
I wa mowin the lawn once, with extension cord
Mindin me own business, mow mow mow, sun beating down, tinny or three on the go
Quick look at the neighbours mum sunbathing (quick look only)
Mow On my way! turn round, On my way! again
Then
BANG
I HAD MOWED Over the cable hadn't i
Smoke sparks noise everywhere
I had massive elegiac chock
Me hair went up on end like that black guy from the IT CROWD
ME head went all funny
I had go have a lie down ever since
Never again I tell you
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 9:34:30 GMT
I wa mowin the lawn once, with extension cord Mindin me own business, mow mow mow, sun beating down, tinny or three on the go Quick look at the neighbours mum sunbathing (quick look only) Mow On my way! turn round, On my way! again Then BANG I HAD MOWED Over the cable hadn't i Smoke sparks noise everywhere I had massive elegiac chock Me hair went up on end like that black guy from the IT CROWD ME head went all funny I had go have a lie down ever since Never again I tell you Let's hope people don't mow the grass around the Brit on match day with the kettle and extension wires, the same thing could happen.
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