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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jan 14, 2015 22:38:12 GMT
Taxi Driver. Wouldn't mind the airport run kind of taxi'ing but no way would I be a night time cabbie picking up arguementative pissed up twats like myself.
Doctor. 7 years of training to dish out antibiotics and anti depressants and tell people they're dying. No ta.
Football steward. Minimum wage for sitting with my back towards the match with the occasional bit of hassle and abuse from opposing fans.
Armed forces. Too old, too unfit and not a fan of being told what to do.
I am eternally grateful for people who do the above jobs but not for me thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2015 22:40:54 GMT
Traffic Warden Bailiff Doctor - Half your patients can't shit and the other half can't stop shitting.
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Jan 14, 2015 23:24:47 GMT
Taxi Driver. Wouldn't mind the airport run kind of taxi'ing but no way would I be a night time cabbie picking up arguementative pissed up twats like myself. Doctor. 7 years of training to dish out antibiotics and anti depressants and tell people they're dying. No ta. Football steward. Minimum wage for sitting with my back towards the match with the occasional bit of hassle and abuse from opposing fans. Armed forces. Too old, too unfit and not a fan of being told what to do. I am eternally grateful for people who do the above jobs but not for me thanks. That's more the GP side, working in a place like A & E can be immensely fulfilling.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 11:28:38 GMT
Taxi Driver. Wouldn't mind the airport run kind of taxi'ing but no way would I be a night time cabbie picking up arguementative pissed up twats like myself. Doctor. 7 years of training to dish out antibiotics and anti depressants and tell people they're dying. No ta. Football steward. Minimum wage for sitting with my back towards the match with the occasional bit of hassle and abuse from opposing fans. Armed forces. Too old, too unfit and not a fan of being told what to do. I am eternally grateful for people who do the above jobs but not for me thanks. dunno if you're right about the Football Steward job description....from what i've seen, if you become a steward you then have the right to do and say what you want to other people and are seemingly given the power to be as violent towards others as you wish for no apparent reason with no comeback!
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jan 15, 2015 12:01:24 GMT
Old video I know but there's not a chance in hell I'd do their job even if you offered me a million pound per minute.
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Post by redstriper on Jan 15, 2015 12:15:06 GMT
Any job where you have to deal with the general public. I'm happy doing B to B.
chiropodist would be the worst of all...
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Post by tazi on Jan 15, 2015 12:55:01 GMT
Blow.
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Post by tazi on Jan 15, 2015 12:59:46 GMT
Old video I know but there's not a chance in hell I'd do their job even if you offered me a million pound per minute. It's only the last inch that hurts.
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Post by bathstoke on Jan 15, 2015 14:10:38 GMT
Traffic Warden Bailiff Doctor - Half your patients can't shit and the other half can't stop shitting. You need a proctologist...
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Post by basingstokie on Jan 15, 2015 18:50:34 GMT
Well I certainly couldn't be a professional footballer.
Because I'm shit.
But that never stopped Titus Bramble
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Post by swampySCFC on Jan 15, 2015 22:39:11 GMT
Any job where you have to deal with the general public. I'm happy doing B to B. chiropodist would be the worst of all... Chiropody...bang on fella,,,,noo fucking way
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Post by Northy on Jan 16, 2015 6:34:27 GMT
Working with severely disabled, terminally ill or very old people, unfortunately it's something that I couldn't do, massive respect to those that do. Working in kennels or a cattery, Cleaning up dog and cat shit all day
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2015 11:48:50 GMT
Working with severely disabled, terminally ill or very old people, unfortunately it's something that I couldn't do, massive respect to those that do. Working in kennels or a cattery, Cleaning up dog and cat shit all day
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2015 11:50:16 GMT
Be a teacher at secondary school...because I'd be locked up for gbh
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Post by LGH87 on Jan 16, 2015 12:04:13 GMT
Anything that involves cleaning up another beings shit or piss, be it human, cat, dog, duck etc
Prostitute/Rent Boy/Gigolo
Don't think I'd be any good with anything that involves dead bodies either. Seeing dead animals creeps me out enough, I'd shit a brick around dead people.
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Post by yankiegeoff on Jan 16, 2015 12:48:38 GMT
Any job where you have to deal with the general public. I'm happy doing B to B. chiropodist would be the worst of all... Chiropody...bang on fella,,,,noo fucking way That would be Podiatry nowadays. My girlfriend is one such lucky person to have this job, not so bad apart from when a toenail clipping lands in your mouth.
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Post by localloser on Jan 16, 2015 16:44:28 GMT
Anything that involves cleaning up another beings shit or piss, be it human, cat, dog, duck etc Prostitute/Rent Boy/Gigolo Don't think I'd be any good with anything that involves dead bodies either. Seeing dead animals creeps me out enough, I'd shit a brick around dead people. One time many years ago I was working as a nurse on nights in a big hospital not in Stoke. At that time, it was the custom if there was a male nurse on duty at night, for us male nurses to accompany the porter taking bodies to the mortuary. So I get a call at about 3am to go to this other ward to take a body down to the morgue. The body had been washed and wrapped in a shroud as normal. The porter and I loaded it into the trolley and away we went. In the lift we heard this odd noise, not very loud, but a noise nevertheless, from this body. I assured the porter knowledgably (!) that sometimes bodies fart a little after death. Then there was another noise. Anyway, we got to the basement where the morgue was, and i thought I had better check. So we put the body on a table, unwrapped the shroud and...... I felt a pulse! So I rang the nurse in charge of the hospital who threw a wobbler of all wobblers and told me to take this chap up to intensive care. I believe he lived for a week or so then died. Apparently, they had already told his family he had died so here was a hell of a stink about it and a massive inquiry. It was the talk of the hospital for a week or two as well
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Post by harryburrows on Jan 16, 2015 21:10:46 GMT
Be a teacher at secondary school...because I'd be locked up for gbh Who,re you kidding 8 St soaking wet
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2015 21:14:25 GMT
Be a teacher at secondary school...because I'd be locked up for gbh Who,re you kidding 8 St soaking wet You're gonna fucking get eet ........if you ever turn up for a game.
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Post by harryburrows on Jan 16, 2015 21:26:22 GMT
Who,re you kidding 8 St soaking wet You're gonna fucking get eet ........if you ever turn up for a game. When are Man City visiting
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Post by Linx on Jan 16, 2015 21:37:38 GMT
A secondary school teacher. I couldn't and wouldn't do that job ever. Oh, hang on a minute........
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Post by JoeinOz on Jan 16, 2015 21:48:48 GMT
Astronaut. Vet. Horse whisperer. Child minder. Snooker referee. court reporter. Fisher.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2015 8:26:16 GMT
Anything that involves cleaning up another beings shit or piss, be it human, cat, dog, duck etc Prostitute/Rent Boy/Gigolo Don't think I'd be any good with anything that involves dead bodies either. Seeing dead animals creeps me out enough, I'd shit a brick around dead people. One time many years ago I was working as a nurse on nights in a big hospital not in Stoke. At that time, it was the custom if there was a male nurse on duty at night, for us male nurses to accompany the porter taking bodies to the mortuary. So I get a call at about 3am to go to this other ward to take a body down to the morgue. The body had been washed and wrapped in a shroud as normal. The porter and I loaded it into the trolley and away we went. In the lift we heard this odd noise, not very loud, but a noise nevertheless, from this body. I assured the porter knowledgably (!) that sometimes bodies fart a little after death. Then there was another noise. Anyway, we got to the basement where the morgue was, and i thought I had better check. So we put the body on a table, unwrapped the shroud and...... I felt a pulse! So I rang the nurse in charge of the hospital who threw a wobbler of all wobblers and told me to take this chap up to intensive care. I believe he lived for a week or so then died. Apparently, they had already told his family he had died so here was a hell of a stink about it and a massive inquiry. It was the talk of the hospital for a week or two as well That's reassuring from the nhs
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2015 8:27:39 GMT
You're gonna fucking get eet ........if you ever turn up for a game. When are Man City visiting He only turns up for the big games...turns up for the biiiig games....he only.......
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Post by harryburrows on Jan 17, 2015 9:34:46 GMT
When are Man City visiting He only turns up for the big games...turns up for the biiiig games....he only....... Lots of snow falling here in sunny royal Herts
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2015 11:41:27 GMT
He only turns up for the big games...turns up for the biiiig games....he only....... Lots of snow falling here in sunny royal Herts Are you still living In that dump?
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on Jan 17, 2015 12:12:29 GMT
Checkout girl. Fuck that!
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Post by Gods on Jan 17, 2015 12:41:40 GMT
I believe when the Americans finally forced us in to taking Abu (Captain Hook) Hamza seriously and we gave him a short jail sentence that the tax payer treated him to regular pedicures while he was inside.
So that's my answer, Abu Hamza's pedicurist.
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Post by localloser on Jan 17, 2015 20:31:24 GMT
One time many years ago I was working as a nurse on nights in a big hospital not in Stoke. At that time, it was the custom if there was a male nurse on duty at night, for us male nurses to accompany the porter taking bodies to the mortuary. So I get a call at about 3am to go to this other ward to take a body down to the morgue. The body had been washed and wrapped in a shroud as normal. The porter and I loaded it into the trolley and away we went. In the lift we heard this odd noise, not very loud, but a noise nevertheless, from this body. I assured the porter knowledgably (!) that sometimes bodies fart a little after death. Then there was another noise. Anyway, we got to the basement where the morgue was, and i thought I had better check. So we put the body on a table, unwrapped the shroud and...... I felt a pulse! So I rang the nurse in charge of the hospital who threw a wobbler of all wobblers and told me to take this chap up to intensive care. I believe he lived for a week or so then died. Apparently, they had already told his family he had died so here was a hell of a stink about it and a massive inquiry. It was the talk of the hospital for a week or two as well That's reassuring from the nhs It WAS 40 years ago, but even so......
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2015 21:01:50 GMT
That's reassuring from the nhs It WAS 40 years ago, but even so...... Jeez, they can't wait to empty the beds nowadays .... Must be loads buried alive
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