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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Nov 21, 2014 12:15:09 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 12:15:18 GMT
Unfunny and shit
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Post by BigKahunaBurger on Nov 21, 2014 12:16:52 GMT
Brilliant career. One of my favourite comedians and it was an honour to finally see him live this year. Let the haters hate.
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Post by salopstick on Nov 21, 2014 12:38:09 GMT
The only thing I found him remotely funny in was somthing about Mary
Him and peter Kay funny in their own minds
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 21, 2014 12:55:43 GMT
Limited at comedy like a straight jacket limits your movement
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 13:43:47 GMT
Lee Evans has decided to quit comedy after a glittering career lasting over 20 years.
In a statement released today, Evans said "To be honest i'm fucking gobsmacked that anyone found a cheap, unfunny, ridiculously sweaty man funny in the first place but as soon as i discovered that i could do a really poor imitation of Norman Wisdom and cross it with an embarrasingly obvious rip off of Michael Crawford in 'Some Mothers do 'ave 'em' i thought i'd run with it and see how long i could stretch it out for. I've managed to con the public into thinking that a cringeworthy 70s style humour with a bit of awkward and clumsy plagiarism of Wisdom is actually my own style and still funny..the thick bastards! But i've got away with it for as long as i think i can before my few remaining fans rumble it so i think it's time to quit while i'm ahead so they can erroneously label me as some kind of Comedy legend despite managing to make myself look like a proper comedian by doing the same kind of gags that the Chuckle Brothers do on kids TV. it's been a blast pulling off this fraud and i've made a mint doing it! Cheers Suckers!"
Evans will finish his tour by entertaining literally tens of people that have bought tickets for his shows before retiring so the rest of us don't have to suffer his inane, puerile shit any longer on cheap chatshows hosted by people who can no longer get A-list stars as their thunder was stolen when Graham Norton came along so they now have to book who they can get.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 14:21:13 GMT
I never found him particularly funny myself
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Post by ukcstokie on Nov 21, 2014 20:03:25 GMT
About as funny as a verruca.
Shame Dave and Gold will keep rolling him out.
Each to their own I guess though.
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Post by 2004 on Nov 21, 2014 22:03:39 GMT
Never found him funny
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Post by desman2 on Nov 21, 2014 23:06:57 GMT
Retiring will be the funniest thing he's done.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 23:11:40 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 22, 2014 0:00:56 GMT
I am going to have to reavaluate, cause I am finding myself in agreement with the right wingers  |
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Post by lastoftheldk on Nov 22, 2014 1:32:34 GMT
He's shite
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Nov 22, 2014 2:00:41 GMT
Enjoyed Mousehunt.
Havn't seen out of Lee for ages, I preferred Phil Cool's facial distortions.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 9:26:47 GMT
I remember seeing him very early in his 'career' doing some comedy sketch set in a Petrol Station. I thought back then - who is this unfunny c&£t?? He seems to have somehow become even less funny since.
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Post by scfcwebby on Nov 22, 2014 10:50:35 GMT
Going against the grain here, one of my favourite comedians. Have had the pleasure of seeing him live and by fluke met him once and the best bit about him is, he is such a genuine, humble man and he is still shocked that so many people come to watch his shows and is so greatful for that! Saw him at the P4U arena a few weeks ago and he again was brilliant!
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Post by padders01 on Nov 22, 2014 20:37:04 GMT
Really don't get the hatred.
Absolutely hilarious.
Have a good retirement, well deserved
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Post by colourboy on Nov 22, 2014 21:36:13 GMT
This guy gave me face ache from laughter in 98/99 live at Derby ... Never thought on tv he came across so well but live ...... One of the best. (Best was jasper carrot)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2014 8:32:30 GMT
Saw him live in Edinburgh in the mid 90s not long after he found fame and can honestly say he brought the house down in a massive theatre.
Sadly, I don't think his act evolved much beyond those initial few years of silly walks and faces. I'm not sure how genuinely funny or witty he is as you never see him on panel shows unlike say Sean Lock, Lee Mack, David Mitchell, Frankie Boyle, genuinely quickwitted comics.
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