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Post by Staffsoatcake on Nov 21, 2014 10:59:27 GMT
Each poster with no more than 10 words adds their own slant to the story.  Looking out of the window I saw this red van |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 11:13:28 GMT
with yellow paint underneath and a sign on the roof....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 12:17:32 GMT
I couldn't quite make out what the sign said, but
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Post by pearo on Nov 21, 2014 13:23:01 GMT
just then the doors swung open and out jumped three
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 21, 2014 13:27:38 GMT
mysterious men, and each staring straight ahead wearing nothing but
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Post by LGH87 on Nov 21, 2014 13:41:00 GMT
port vale shirts, grass skirts and knee high boots
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 15:07:41 GMT
One of them, who was the spit of the Grandad from Deliverance, said
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 21, 2014 15:31:33 GMT
Ast got any soap....? I anna washed for fuckin months
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Post by blurtonboy on Nov 21, 2014 15:32:36 GMT
have you heard about peter, he has been charged for
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 9:28:06 GMT
Bestiality, with Goldie off Blue Peter. Simon Groom's gone mental!!
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 22, 2014 9:50:07 GMT
Just then, the telephone rang & broke me out of this modern nightmare...
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Post by scfcwebby on Nov 22, 2014 10:43:11 GMT
Hello, is that Bathstoke came the voice...
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Post by pearo on Nov 22, 2014 12:08:50 GMT
Your application for Strictly Come Dancing tickets has been succesful
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 21:30:35 GMT
"I have been practising my can-can with my partner,
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Post by likelyladgalizmo on Nov 22, 2014 22:03:30 GMT
After the show frustratedbyweeds partner Melanie Sykes revealed her
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Post by fortressbritannia on Nov 22, 2014 22:10:35 GMT
Sensational collection of pineapples
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 23:20:37 GMT
He generously applied his special sauce onto Melanie's ample bosom
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2014 20:34:22 GMT
And then licked it off.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2014 20:54:32 GMT
He then took a swig out of his bottle of badgers tears and gasped......
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Post by Beertricks Potter on Nov 23, 2014 22:07:47 GMT
someone pass me my trousers and clean the mess off
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2014 22:28:27 GMT
Boy George then appeared, armed with
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Post by Northy on Nov 24, 2014 10:29:23 GMT
a bucket a whip, handcuffs and a chamois leather
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2014 14:40:05 GMT
only to be shot by an overly keen cop, who really did want to hurt him
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2014 14:44:57 GMT
but hadn't read the rules about 10 words max  |
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Nov 26, 2014 18:04:31 GMT
I want Tony Scholes babies screamed momo.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2014 19:22:21 GMT
"I'm fucking sick of Momo and his Rimmer mates" said Scholes,
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Post by dexta on Nov 26, 2014 19:30:53 GMT
I'd prefer a late night pizza and a diet coke instead
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2014 21:32:47 GMT
"Hmmmmm....secure Pitroipa before 11.00pm or order a King Of The Coast?"
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Post by scfcmacca on Nov 26, 2014 22:04:55 GMT
Then out jumped tony pulis wearing nothing but a towel
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Post by GeezyPeezy on Nov 26, 2014 22:38:50 GMT
Screaming, ast thee got thar brown wings?
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