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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 14:27:19 GMT
www.bbc.com/news/business-29006780Surely with more power you can suck more shit and crap up faster and get on with more important things. In the war on dust you need a serious weapon at your disposal. 2500 watts minimum with turbo-boost, headlights and large waste canister. Must be noisy and finished in stealth graphite grey. I don't want to be seen dead with a "girls" 1600 watt pissy pink vacuum cleaner that needs emptying every 3 feet.
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Post by ravey123 on Sept 1, 2014 14:47:36 GMT
Looks like they are looking at banning high powered toasters, hair dryers and kettles now too.
Brilliant eh, it's good to see that those in power in EU land have their fingers on the pulse of the worlds imminent needs.
China the US, India and the other countries are pumping out millions of tonnes of CO2 with inneficient power plants and our fabulous EU government decide that we must now take longer doing the toast, tea, vacuuming and hair drying because it will save 53 trees in saved CO2 emissions.
The sooner we are out of this ridiculous fiasco the better.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 14:58:48 GMT
Looks like they are looking at banning high powered toasters, hair dryers and kettles now too. Brilliant eh, it's good to see that those in power in EU land have their fingers on the pulse of the worlds imminent needs. China the US, India and the other countries are pumping out millions of tonnes of CO2 with inneficient power plants and our fabulous EU government decide that we must now take longer doing the toast, tea, vacuuming and hair drying because it will save 53 trees in saved CO2 emissions. The sooner we are out of this ridiculous fiasco the better. Not looking at....it's going to happen Fucking spazmo's that they are |
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 15:34:31 GMT
It's ridiculous, go to Dubai or Qatar and see what they drive round in. 5 litre V8 Chevrolet trucks, 4.8 litre Toyota LandCruisers....and we have to put with 2 slice toasters that take 30 minutes to warm up, vacuum cleaners that don't suck. I hate this nanny state bollocks, really I do.
Where's the personal choice? Where's the fun?
Europe is a bureaucrats paradise where everyone is wrapped up in cotton wool. It's not living when you can get fined for having a 2000 watt vacuum cleaner or for doing 33mph on a dual carriageway (outside Trent Vale chippy).
I want England back!
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Post by salopstick on Sept 1, 2014 15:37:21 GMT
how the fuck are you suppoised to get your cock stuck in th enozzle of a 1000w cleaner
i dispair
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 1, 2014 16:14:34 GMT
how the fuck are you suppoised to get your cock stuck in th enozzle of a 1000w cleaner i dispair :-) |
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 16:32:18 GMT
how the fuck are you suppoised to get your cock stuck in th enozzle of a 1000w cleaner i dispair They'll just force more powerful hoovers onto the black market, sold under the counter for silly money. |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 1, 2014 16:49:06 GMT
Eating meat apparently contributes to global warming. I tell you we will all end up lentil eating broom pushers by 2020. On the other side of the coin though, Dyson vacuum cleaners, seen as world leaders in sucking technology  , largest motors on their domestic range are 1400 watts because of intelligent design and engineering. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 17:03:06 GMT
Well said Nige
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 17:45:49 GMT
Eating meat apparently contributes to global warming. I tell you we will all end up lentil eating broom pushers by 2020. On the other side of the coin though, Dyson vacuum cleaners, seen as world leaders in sucking technology , largest motors on their domestic range are 1400 watts because of intelligent design and engineering. Have you seen the price of those things? I was looking at their bladeless fans, very nice but silly money. I wonder what the 1.2 billion Chinese would have to say about 1600 Watts maximum. They'd think we were puddled. And they'd be right. We need to sack Europe, even if we think this Vacuum Cleaner power limit is a crap idea, we cant do anything about it. That's the reality of the EU. Madness. |
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 17:47:12 GMT
Whats next? 1,000cc limit on cars? Thats your 2.8i Capri off the road Minnie. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 17:48:57 GMT
Whats next? 1,000cc limit on cars? Thats your 2.8i Capri off the road Minnie. I have a 1000cc c1 |
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 18:16:52 GMT
Whats next? 1,000cc limit on cars? Thats your 2.8i Capri off the road Minnie. I have a 1000cc c1 "Hmmm, does your plasterers BoomBox meet new EU standards, sir?" "Under a new EU directive, only 1.5 grams of plaster splatter is allowed. And no louder than 0.5 watts. We don't want another hole in the ozone layer Mr. TheMooch" "I hope that's not tap water you're using in that plaster mix...." |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 1, 2014 18:51:34 GMT
They all suck.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 19:26:10 GMT
"Hmmm, does your plasterers BoomBox meet new EU standards, sir?" "Under a new EU directive, only 1.5 grams of plaster splatter is allowed. And no louder than 0.5 watts. We don't want another hole in the ozone layer Mr. TheMooch" "I hope that's not tap water you're using in that plaster mix...." And I have the pope mobile for for plastering I use dog shit and human piss for mix.......it helps me stand out from the rest |
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 19:34:47 GMT
"Hmmm, does your plasterers BoomBox meet new EU standards, sir?" "Under a new EU directive, only 1.5 grams of plaster splatter is allowed. And no louder than 0.5 watts. We don't want another hole in the ozone layer Mr. TheMooch" "I hope that's not tap water you're using in that plaster mix...." And I have the pope mobile for for plastering I use dog shit and human piss for mix.......it helps me stand out from the rest Is that bit like wattle and daub? I didn't realise you had such traditional skills sir, you are clearly highly sough after. Was the cow shit for artex? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 19:36:32 GMT
And I have the pope mobile for for plastering I use dog shit and human piss for mix.......it helps me stand out from the rest Is that bit like wattle and daub? I didn't realise you had such traditional skills sir, you are clearly highly sough after. Was the cow shit for artex? No it was for my dry skin |
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Post by ************** on Sept 1, 2014 19:38:22 GMT
Is that bit like wattle and daub? I didn't realise you had such traditional skills sir, you are clearly highly sough after. Was the cow shit for artex? No it was for my dry skin Why don't you just use Nivea like the rest of us? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 19:40:38 GMT
No it was for my dry skin Why don't you just use Nivea like the rest of us? I'm pretty sure you use cow shit .....you forget, I've seen you |
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Post by kbillyh on Sept 2, 2014 7:50:07 GMT
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just gathering dust.
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Post by ************** on Sept 2, 2014 16:41:59 GMT
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just gathering dust. Won Joke of the Year at the Fringe that.  |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 2, 2014 16:54:14 GMT
www.bbc.com/news/business-29006780Surely with more power you can suck more shit and crap up faster and get on with more important things. In the war on dust you need a serious weapon at your disposal. 2500 watts minimum with turbo-boost, headlights and large waste canister. Must be noisy and finished in stealth graphite grey. I don't want to be seen dead with a "girls" 1600 watt pissy pink vacuum cleaner that needs emptying every 3 feet. We must be Dyson with death. |
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Post by ************** on Sept 2, 2014 16:56:16 GMT
www.bbc.com/news/business-29006780Surely with more power you can suck more shit and crap up faster and get on with more important things. In the war on dust you need a serious weapon at your disposal. 2500 watts minimum with turbo-boost, headlights and large waste canister. Must be noisy and finished in stealth graphite grey. I don't want to be seen dead with a "girls" 1600 watt pissy pink vacuum cleaner that needs emptying every 3 feet. We must be Dyson with death.  |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 2, 2014 16:56:25 GMT
Dust have to keep cracking jokes on this thread?
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 2, 2014 17:23:34 GMT
We must be Dyson with death. At least it wasn't a dirty joke. |
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Post by starkiller on Sept 2, 2014 17:47:57 GMT
Looks like they are looking at banning high powered toasters, hair dryers and kettles now too. Therefore taking longer to perform each of those functions, so using the same amount of power. Fucking idiots. As is anyone who puts up with this bullshit. The EU parliament is an utter sham - whilst the even more freedom removing decisions are made by faceless bureaucrats. |
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Post by kbillyh on Sept 2, 2014 19:06:09 GMT
I accidentally left my vacuum cleaner running all night.
That was an overnight suck excess.
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Post by unknown182 on Sept 3, 2014 11:34:40 GMT
So everyone will just have to vacuum around the house twice then? Or sit for longer drying their hair?. Thick as pig shit the lot of them.
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Post by ihaveadream on Sept 3, 2014 13:09:41 GMT
The ban sound like a good excuse not to do any hoovering
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2014 14:18:37 GMT
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, largest motors on their domestic range are 1400 watts because of intelligent design and engineering.
