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Post by bathstoke on Aug 8, 2014 19:37:47 GMT
Any neurotic types out there who have gone bareback with a stranger & wondered if you have an unknown sprog wondering around out of your control!?!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2014 19:47:54 GMT
Don't think this thread will roll to page two for some reason  |
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 8, 2014 19:52:47 GMT
I did say unknown. Could be an out of town dalliance or a holiday fumble...
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Post by scarlet on Aug 8, 2014 20:09:34 GMT
This is one way of finding out if Raheem Sterling posts on here. |
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Post by elystokie on Aug 9, 2014 17:36:59 GMT
If people who were in the Navy got neurotic about that sort of thing the mental hospitals would be overflowing.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 23:57:25 GMT
If people who were in the Navy got neurotic about that sort of thing the mental hospitals would be overflowing. I doubt it Honkey Tonks....  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 0:18:33 GMT
If people who were in the Navy got neurotic about that sort of thing the mental hospitals would be overflowing. I doubt it Honkey Tonks.... The great Dick Emery ......was that Torquay on that clip ? |
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Post by elystokie on Aug 10, 2014 0:41:53 GMT
If people who were in the Navy got neurotic about that sort of thing the mental hospitals would be overflowing. I doubt it Honkey Tonks.... One day, when I'm very, very bored, I'll trawl through the board and count exactly how many times you've used that clip in a response to me or someone else, at this moment in time I'm guessing (seriously) that you've just crept into double figures. I'm quessing you have a bit of a thing either for it or for sailors... Or maybe both.  |
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Post by Northy on Aug 10, 2014 5:56:25 GMT
If people who were in the Navy got neurotic about that sort of thing the mental hospitals would be overflowing. It was OK until that aids thing popped up, especially in places like Mombassa, then the bag of free nodders at the end of the gangway came in handy. As to the OP, I think weve all been there, unless you were the type of bloke who married your childhood sweetheart the first girl who touched your willie |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 6:19:19 GMT
If people who were in the Navy got neurotic about that sort of thing the mental hospitals would be overflowing. It was OK until that aids thing popped up, especially in places like Mombassa, then the bag of free nodders at the end of the gangway came in handy. As to the OP, I think weve all been there, unless you were the type of bloke who married the first person who touched your willieSo orbs could have married salop? |
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Post by elystokie on Aug 10, 2014 6:46:27 GMT
If people who were in the Navy got neurotic about that sort of thing the mental hospitals would be overflowing. It was OK until that aids thing popped up, especially in places like Mombassa, then the bag of free nodders at the end of the gangway came in handy. As to the OP, I think weve all been there, unless you were the type of bloke who married your childhood sweetheart the first girl who touched your willie That aids thing did curtail activities dramatically, I stayed well away from the locals (in that respect) in Mombasa and such places and took a lot more care back in Pompey. After we'd visited Haiti in '84 the press (ok The Sun  ) were talking about having us quarantined on our return to UK due to the aids thing, it certainly changed things. |
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Post by Northy on Aug 10, 2014 11:15:50 GMT
I doubt it Honkey Tonks.... One day, when I'm very, very bored, I'll trawl through the board and count exactly how many times you've used that clip in a response to me or someone else, at this moment in time I'm guessing (seriously) that you've just crept into double figures. I'm quessing you have a bit of a thing either for it or for sailors... Or maybe both. Mumf's jealous as he is into dogs  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 11:30:13 GMT
Bend over...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 11:43:52 GMT
One day, when I'm very, very bored, I'll trawl through the board and count exactly how many times you've used that clip in a response to me or someone else, at this moment in time I'm guessing (seriously) that you've just crept into double figures. I'm quessing you have a bit of a thing either for it or for sailors... Or maybe both. Mumf's jealous as he is into dogs Sea dogs ? |
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Post by elystokie on Aug 10, 2014 11:56:12 GMT
Purely out of interest mumf, d'you do reacharounds? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 12:18:32 GMT
One day, when I'm very, very bored, I'll trawl through the board and count exactly how many times you've used that clip in a response to me or someone else, at this moment in time I'm guessing (seriously) that you've just crept into double figures. I'm quessing you have a bit of a thing either for it or for sailors... Or maybe both. Mumf's jealous as he is into dogs And cats 'n' pencil sharpeners 'n' things |
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 10, 2014 19:19:28 GMT
If people who were in the Navy got neurotic about that sort of thing the mental hospitals would be overflowing. It was OK until that aids thing popped up, especially in places like Mombassa, then the bag of free nodders at the end of the gangway came in handy. As to the OP, I think weve all been there, unless you were the type of bloke who married your childhood sweetheart the first girl who touched your willie Thank goodness someone realises seriousness of having ones progeny wandering round unchecked... We've just rocked up in Dartmouth for my sons birthday. All these Naval Officer Types Tw@t!ng around. Shall I send them your love!?! |
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Post by mermaidsal on Aug 10, 2014 19:21:25 GMT
Any neurotic types out there who have gone bareback with a stranger & wondered if you have an unknown sprog wondering around out of your control!?! 2 of them are in my house at this moment  |
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Post by Northy on Aug 10, 2014 19:25:02 GMT
It was OK until that aids thing popped up, especially in places like Mombassa, then the bag of free nodders at the end of the gangway came in handy. As to the OP, I think weve all been there, unless you were the type of bloke who married your childhood sweetheart the first girl who touched your willie Thank goodness someone realises seriousness of having ones progeny wandering round unchecked... We've just rocked up in Dartmouth for my sons birthday. All these Naval Officer Types Tw@t!ng around. Shall I send them your love!?! Nah, they would be midshipmen, not even worth sending their mothers love |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 8:34:36 GMT
Minniethemooch has been putting thumbs up and liking a lot of my posts lately....Where were you Minnie in 1965.....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 8:59:06 GMT
was told my real dad was a sailor but he didn't like football so its worked out good lol
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Post by scfcrmagic on Aug 13, 2014 14:35:01 GMT
Nope ...but being of the female variety I suppose it's slightly different for me ... |
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Post by felonious on Oct 13, 2018 19:35:29 GMT
It was OK until that aids thing popped up, especially in places like Mombassa, then the bag of free nodders at the end of the gangway came in handy. As to the OP, I think weve all been there, unless you were the type of bloke who married the first person who touched your willieSo orbs could have married salop? Are they still "in touch"? |
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Post by felonious on Oct 13, 2018 19:58:28 GMT
Any neurotic types out there who have gone bareback with a stranger & wondered if you have an unknown sprog wondering around out of your control!?! 2 of them are in my house at this moment Any grandkids yet? |
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 13, 2018 21:18:20 GMT
2 of them are in my house at this moment Any grandkids yet? 🕸🕸B!%dy’e!! Felonious, Where did you drag this thread up from, it’s got cobwebs on it🕸🕸 |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2018 22:19:37 GMT
Fuck me this is old
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Post by metalhead on Oct 14, 2018 3:21:59 GMT
Yes, nothing more.
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Post by felonious on Oct 14, 2018 6:23:11 GMT
Any grandkids yet? 🕸🕸B!%dy’e!! Felonious, Where did you drag this thread up from, it’s got cobwebs on it🕸🕸 It's amazing what you find on the search facility when you're looking for something completely different. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2018 7:31:34 GMT
So orbs could have married salop? Are they still "in touch"? Salop only has to reach around and there he is 😂 |
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Post by murphthesurf on Oct 14, 2018 8:14:34 GMT
🕸🕸B!%dy’e!! Felonious, Where did you drag this thread up from, it’s got cobwebs on it🕸🕸 It's amazing what you find on the search facility when you're looking for something completely different.  How very true! Eg. You accidentally learn all about all sorts of 'personal medical preparations' you've never even heard of.......  |
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How very true! Eg. You accidentally learn all about all sorts of 'personal medical preparations' you've never even heard of....... 
