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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2014 17:31:03 GMT
For those of you with long memories and have been around on the Oatcake for years the poor lad reminds me of a certain Adam Greasley (Stoke City Raw) who made a complete twat of himself online.
GD
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Post by skip on Aug 3, 2014 17:39:50 GMT
Oh dear God.
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Post by jamie3184 on Aug 3, 2014 17:43:38 GMT
He's being ironic - or trying to be ironic. But then research shows that 90% of Stokies couldn't recognise irony if it trod on their toe, bit them on the nose and waved a flag with the words "I am being ironic" printed on it. Has to be. Genuinely can't see how someone would seriously believe that they are better than 90% of Stokes fan base just because they are doing A-Levels and looking at going to University!
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Aug 3, 2014 17:43:52 GMT
If he works in catering at the ground I hope he gets my pie a lot quicker next season.
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Post by MadMarko10 on Aug 3, 2014 17:49:02 GMT
Think I'm just living proof that girls aren't into muscles. Or they just don't like me as a person. #hulk #bulking #muscleI'm going with the latter Kyle, you massive bellend.
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Post by heisenberg88 on Aug 3, 2014 17:59:04 GMT
Why anybody gives a fuck what is said on the internet is beyond me. The people that retaliate are just as sad as this imbecile imo Isn't that what you are doing? I've not retaliated to him as in not on any social networking bull shit like twitter etc. I just post now and again on here about stoke
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2014 18:02:14 GMT
Somebody must recognise him, please can we find out which concourse he's normally based in?
'Thats a scary picture'
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Post by scarlet on Aug 3, 2014 18:02:50 GMT
"I'm one of very few middle class Stoke fans, so I can't possibly relate to 90% of fans. I'm looking forward to a successful year of A-level-getting and I'm well on course to go to uni, and that's just a uni. Therefore, as cruel as the society we live in is, I have a higher educational status than at least half of the people who attend matches at the Britannia Stadium". How condescending is this guy????
I, and other Stoke fans I know have been to uni, got degrees, have 'professional' jobs and may even (steady on!), be deemed by others to be "middle class" (ooer, bully for us, eh). Despite this none of us have changed that much in that we are still down to earth Stokies who took further education as a means to an end career wise and don't feel that our education makes us particularly superior to anyone else, particularly when it comes to footy, (or "the working man's ballet" to give it it's true name), and we certainly don't get our knickers in a twist over an advertisement that uses the word 'warrior' in a (wow) warrior type setting.
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Post by stokemanusa on Aug 3, 2014 18:06:07 GMT
"I'm one of very few middle class Stoke fans, so I can't possibly relate to 90% of fans. I'm looking forward to a successful year of A-level-getting and I'm well on course to go to uni, and that's just a uni. Therefore, as cruel as the society we live in is, I have a higher educational status than at least half of the people who attend matches at the Britannia Stadium". How condescending is this guy???? I, and other Stoke fans I know have been to uni, got degrees, have 'professional' jobs and may even (steady on!), be deemed by others to be "middle class" (ooer, bully for us, eh). Despite this none of us have changed that much in that we are still down to earth Stokies who took further education as a means to an end career wise and don't feel that our education makes us particularly superior to anyone else, particularly when it comes to footy, (or "the working man's ballet" to give it it's true name), and we certainly don't get our knickers in a twist over an advertisement that uses the word 'warrior' in a (wow) warrior type setting. What a fucking dickhead. A levels is that all... how cute.
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Post by chigstoke on Aug 3, 2014 18:06:38 GMT
For someone going to University, he seems to like using the word thunk in the wrong place.
Do you lot thunk he's silly? I thunk he is. Personally I thunk he should calm down.
Follow me at @massivebellend
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Post by Northy on Aug 3, 2014 18:21:12 GMT
For someone going to University, he seems to like using the word thunk in the wrong place. Do you lot thunk he's silly? I thunk he is. Personally I thunk he should calm down. Follow me at @massivebellend I was wondering what thunking was. He's doing psychology then, he'll be joining all those other recent psychology grads then, stacking shelves at Tesco
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Aug 3, 2014 18:21:11 GMT
So let me get this rite..........is he sayin I'm fick???
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2014 18:28:57 GMT
The fact he is so precious he announces he's even got his own blog screams at you
'attention seeking wanker'
something I've been accused of being as well
definitely helps me spot others mind you (wink)
and he thinks he's more intelligent ?
does he know nuclear scientists post on here ?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2014 18:29:36 GMT
Is that supposed to be muscle in the above pic? More muscle in my spit.
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Post by baltipiesmuggler on Aug 3, 2014 18:30:57 GMT
Whoever came up with the idea of giving open access to free blog publishing online has a lot to answer for.
Even if it was a piss take, this would be cringeworthy.
Worryingly I think he's being genuine. Good luck at uni fella, you're damn sure gonna need it.
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Post by Kjones9 on Aug 3, 2014 18:35:59 GMT
If you call yourself an internet blogger there should be some sort of prison sentence attached, or death.
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Post by Trouserdog on Aug 3, 2014 18:38:09 GMT
This is the kind of stuff that he'll look back on in ten years and think, oh my God, what an absolute prick I was.
When I think back to the kind of bollocks I used to come out with when I was his age, I cringe. However...no-one really used the internet in those days, so the bullshit that I used to spout just floated out of my mouth and dissipated into the air of the common room, never to be heard again.
Back then, if I'd had access to blogs and facebook and stuff to make a public record of my ill-thought-out bilge, I'd have probably ruined my entire life. Oh dear Kyle... ???
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Post by chigstoke on Aug 3, 2014 18:41:03 GMT
Exclusive: Stoke Fans' reaction after reading blog post
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Post by Linx on Aug 3, 2014 18:43:06 GMT
A snot-nosed school kid? And he expects to be taken seriously? And he thinks he's middle class and relatively rare amongst Stoke fans because he has studied A levels and hopes to go to university? Give me a break. I eat tosspots like him before morning break every day and spit them out on detention. A brief glance at this message board would, for any intelligent person, confirm that Stoke fans are a diverse bunch, with a good number of graduates, professionals and high-earning people amongst their number. To brand 90% of Stoke fans as hooligans, delinquents, knuckle draggers and morons insults every one of us. My grandfather, father, numerous uncles and cousins, my own daughter and myself, for instance: on his mathematics it means that only one of us qualifies as a normal, hardworking citizen with a reasonable IQ and without a criminal record?
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 3, 2014 18:44:09 GMT
Without dickheads like him you wouldn't realise how normal the rest of us are.
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Post by Linx on Aug 3, 2014 18:47:36 GMT
Without dickheads like him you wouldn't realise how normal the rest of us are. Which is kind of what I was trying to say, Joe, but less eloquently or concisely.
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Post by mirps91 on Aug 3, 2014 18:52:36 GMT
Think I'm just living proof that girls aren't into muscles. Or they just don't like me as a person. #hulk #bulking #muscleI'm going with the latter Kyle, you massive bellend. And I thought I was a bad poster regarding some of the reaction of my posts about Van Gaal and the Leeds fan amongst the Man utd fans. (I had some strong ale at lunch time during my posts too) What. A. TOTAL. PRAT!
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Aug 3, 2014 18:53:43 GMT
He's doing A-Levels, people. That means he's an intellectual god amongst men, playing us all like pawns in his game.
He's writing a blog too, which means they'll probably skip him through his undergraduate degree and confer a PhD on him on his way to a fast track seat on the board at ICI.
He has nothing more to learn from the likes of you plebs. Go back to your hovels, Stokies, your superior has it all figured out.
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Post by coates on Aug 3, 2014 19:08:44 GMT
how strange
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Post by boskampsflaps on Aug 3, 2014 19:19:11 GMT
For someone going to University, he seems to like using the word thunk in the wrong place. Do you lot thunk he's silly? I thunk he is. Personally I thunk he should calm down. Follow me at @massivebellend Looks like he might be going to staffs to study journalism
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 3, 2014 19:23:31 GMT
Young Kyle should get used to a career in catering. I predict he'll have 3 stars at McDonalds within 2 years of completing his degree in Media studies or whatever.
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Post by coates on Aug 3, 2014 19:29:29 GMT
Young Kyle should get used to a career in catering. I predict he'll have 3 stars at McDonalds within 2 years of completing his degree in Media studies or whatever. don't think thats quite the point of getting an education to end up at macdonalds
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Post by santy on Aug 3, 2014 19:36:07 GMT
You'd think someone so intelligent would be able to look into the poster and come to the logical conclusion that it's an advertisement that is meaningless other than to build hype for the new kits and new season and to 'expect them' is open so it can mean different things to different people. You would also think someone so intelligent would have better control of their emotions rather than trying to create a blog article that attempts to insult Stoke fans and ultimately the club itself.
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Post by mirps91 on Aug 3, 2014 19:37:55 GMT
Just read this myself and I felt like screaming loudly replying: Fuck off Kyle you odious little wanker. Best not to feed the troll otherwise
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Post by boskampsflaps on Aug 3, 2014 19:42:18 GMT
You'd think someone so intelligent would be able to look into the poster and come to the logical conclusion that it's an advertisement that is meaningless other than to build hype for the new kits and new season and to 'expect them' is open so it can mean different things to different people. You would also think someone so intelligent would have better control of their emotions rather than trying to create a blog article that attempts to insult Stoke fans and ultimately the club itself. No, the poster is definitely promoting hooliganism you peasant
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