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Post by Stoke711 on Jul 24, 2014 8:41:16 GMT
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jul 24, 2014 8:54:21 GMT
Here he is in Stoke training gear asking Palacios what he does for a living.
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 8:59:02 GMT
Post by cheekymatt71 on Jul 24, 2014 8:59:02 GMT
Looks like Palacios is about to eat Bojan
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jul 24, 2014 9:04:41 GMT
He could asking Palacios if he's always worn a sports bra.
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 9:08:17 GMT
Post by metalhead on Jul 24, 2014 9:08:17 GMT
"I also met another teammate called Charlie Adam. He came up to me and looked at my ankles and said, "I bet these snap easy" and then walked away. I couldn't tell if he was joking on me or not. I remain hopeful that he was." Brilliant
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Post by foxysgloves on Jul 24, 2014 9:13:54 GMT
First genuinely funny pisstake of the Bojan deal I've seen. Excellent. "...made of enchanted broomsticks." Genius!!!
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 24, 2014 11:04:17 GMT
Here's the one! He's actually wearing it!
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 12:03:44 GMT
via mobile
Post by scfcbiancorossi on Jul 24, 2014 12:03:44 GMT
Here's the one! He's actually wearing it! Utterly fascinating
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 12:06:42 GMT
Post by eddyclamp on Jul 24, 2014 12:06:42 GMT
Here's the one! He's actually wearing it! Utterly fascinating He wants to know what childs 7-8 means on the label.
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 12:58:01 GMT
via mobile
Post by stokiejoe on Jul 24, 2014 12:58:01 GMT
Here he is in Stoke training gear asking Palacios what he does for a living. Think he's saying "they say I need to bulk up, can you recommend a pie shop?"
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 12:59:15 GMT
via mobile
Post by Cast no shadow on Jul 24, 2014 12:59:15 GMT
Here's the one! He's actually wearing it! I thought they didnt have the bet365 logo on the boys tops?
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 13:07:04 GMT
Post by jezzascfc on Jul 24, 2014 13:07:04 GMT
First genuinely funny pisstake of the Bojan deal I've seen. Excellent. "...made of enchanted broomsticks." Genius!!! Very good!!
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Post by Paul Spencer on Jul 24, 2014 13:12:45 GMT
"The way it works, is when you pass the ball to me, you have to pass it right into my feet, I don't do any of that running around stuff - ok?"
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 13:32:27 GMT
Post by jezzascfc on Jul 24, 2014 13:32:27 GMT
"The way it works, is when you pass the ball to me, you have to pass it right into my feet, I don't do any of that running around stuff - ok?" Bojan: "so, what do you do around here, clean the boots?" or "is that manbra for your moobs?" or WP: "when we get back, I'll take you to a great pie shop, because you need to fill out a little!"
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 13:49:27 GMT
Post by nicethrow on Jul 24, 2014 13:49:27 GMT
Here's the one! He's actually wearing it! Is that a burnt top (bottom corner)?
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Post by Olgrligm on Jul 24, 2014 13:57:31 GMT
Is it me, or does he look slightly confused in pretty much every single picture taken of him in Stoke attire so far?
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Post by mrpickles on Jul 24, 2014 13:58:49 GMT
"The way it works, is when you pass the ball to me, you have to pass it right into my feet, I don't do any of that running around stuff - ok?" WP. You see, this really big club wanted to sign me, but I couldn't let Mama's patisserie go down the shitter, so I purposely failed a medical. Bojan. Fucking hell, a talking turtle!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 14:02:59 GMT
Is it me, or does he look slightly confused in pretty much every single picture taken of him in Stoke attire so far? He’s played alongside the likes of Messi, Iniesta and Xavi all his career. He’s just started training with Palacios, Shotton and Shea. He probably hasn’t got a clue what the f**k is going on.
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 14:11:56 GMT
via mobile
Post by Stoke711 on Jul 24, 2014 14:11:56 GMT
Is it me, or does he look slightly confused in pretty much every single picture taken of him in Stoke attire so far? He’s played alongside the likes of Messi, Iniesta and Xavi all his career. He’s just started training with Palacios, Shotton and Shea. He probably hasn’t got a clue what the f**k is going on. Welcome to the twighlight zone
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 14:24:21 GMT
Post by arnieforpresident on Jul 24, 2014 14:24:21 GMT
"The way it works, is when you pass the ball to me, you have to pass it right into my feet, I don't do any of that running around stuff - ok?" " I used to play for Wigan, kid, where have you come from?"
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 14:44:14 GMT
Post by superscfc on Jul 24, 2014 14:44:14 GMT
"The way it works, is when you pass the ball to me, you have to pass it right into my feet, I don't do any of that running around stuff - ok?" Bojan 'I thought you were leaving Wilson?' WP 'I was never leaving, I have a Nando's black card, I intend to get my life's worth of chicken and Taybarns is all you can eat for less than £10 I'd be mad to leave' Bojan 'You like your food then?' WP 'Put it this way my maid puts in a lot of hours in the kitchen, them burgers won't make themselves' Bojan '(Under his breath) *Fat C**t*'
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 14:47:54 GMT
Post by riccyfuller93 on Jul 24, 2014 14:47:54 GMT
I remember on one of the older versions of FIFA, I would always bring Bojan on for Barca, absolutely loved him! Now he's a Stoke City player! Never thought i'd be saying that, we really have progressed and I'm so happy to see Bojan in our lovely shirt!
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 14:48:04 GMT
via mobile
Post by foxysgloves on Jul 24, 2014 14:48:04 GMT
Is it me, or does he look slightly confused in pretty much every single picture taken of him in Stoke attire so far? I thought that. A horrible realisation is slowly dawning...... .....Oh God.....what have I done??!!??
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 14:50:49 GMT
I remember on one of the older versions of FIFA, I would always bring Bojan on for Barca, absolutely loved him! Now he's a Stoke City player! Never thought i'd be saying that, we really have progressed and I'm so happy to see Bojan in our lovely shirt! your avatar and username are getting me very confused
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 14:52:03 GMT
via mobile
Post by foxysgloves on Jul 24, 2014 14:52:03 GMT
He’s played alongside the likes of Messi, Iniesta and Xavi all his career. He’s just started training with Palacios, Shotton and Shea. He probably hasn’t got a clue what the f**k is going on. Welcome to the twighlight zone Is that like the twilight zone only with a flavour that you love or hate? PS I hate twiglets. PPS the first PS was in case people don't get my clever reference to twiglets in the first part of my post. PPS but i really do hate twiglets.
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 14:53:30 GMT
Post by superscfc on Jul 24, 2014 14:53:30 GMT
do we know what squad number he's going to be assigned?
7 is available isn't it?
I would have given him #11 if Brekken wasn't occupying that number
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 15:00:06 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..
9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi.
10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure.
11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best…..
11.30: End of session, shower, home.
Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….
9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face…
10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan…
10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….”
11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up….
11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker….
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:04:03 GMT
Post by superscfc on Jul 24, 2014 15:04:03 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Quality!!
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:05:36 GMT
Post by riccyfuller93 on Jul 24, 2014 15:05:36 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Absolute class
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:20:41 GMT
Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 24, 2014 15:20:41 GMT
do we know what squad number he's going to be assigned? 7 is available isn't it? I would have given him #11 if Brekken wasn't occupying that number Ireland is 7 now I think.
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