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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:33:42 GMT
Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 24, 2014 15:33:42 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Fucking Pisser
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Post by stokeramblers on Jul 24, 2014 15:41:50 GMT
do we know what squad number he's going to be assigned? 7 is available isn't it? I would have given him #11 if Brekken wasn't occupying that number Ireland is 7 now I think. He's given up on a United Ireland then..
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:44:37 GMT
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Post by foxysgloves on Jul 24, 2014 15:44:37 GMT
Ireland is 7 now I think. He's given up on a United Ireland then.. Very good!!!
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:46:36 GMT
Post by stokiejoe on Jul 24, 2014 15:46:36 GMT
Palacious has 8 at present
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:49:40 GMT
Post by holdmedelilah on Jul 24, 2014 15:49:40 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. The funniest thing I've read on here in over a year. Well done that man!
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:52:07 GMT
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Post by The battheader chronicles on Jul 24, 2014 15:52:07 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Pisser
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 15:59:33 GMT
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Post by stokiejoe on Jul 24, 2014 15:59:33 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Brilliant post, just a little worried that it may be true
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 16:33:40 GMT
Post by march4 on Jul 24, 2014 16:33:40 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. That's spooky. It's as if you were there!!
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 16:39:54 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 16:39:54 GMT
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 16:54:37 GMT
Post by daveuppercut on Jul 24, 2014 16:54:37 GMT
Is it me, or does he look slightly confused in pretty much every single picture taken of him in Stoke attire so far? You're right.
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 17:45:41 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 17:45:41 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Cheers for that. Made me look a prize cock Pissing me sen laughing on the train.
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 17:53:10 GMT
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Post by Cast no shadow on Jul 24, 2014 17:53:10 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Absolute stitches, i even had a tear. Brilliant
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 18:12:02 GMT
Post by Pirate on Jul 24, 2014 18:12:02 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Read it out to everyone in my office at work, total pisser!!!
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 18:44:14 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 18:44:14 GMT
Am I the only one that isn't spunking themselves silly over Bojan signing, I'm not saying I think he's shit or going to be shit but I just can't get overly excited by it. Not the only one, the rest of them are just at this weeks book club. This week its 'The Notebook'
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 19:09:16 GMT
Post by boskampsflaps on Jul 24, 2014 19:09:16 GMT
Am I the only one that isn't spunking themselves silly over Bojan signing, I'm not saying I think he's shit or going to be shit but I just can't get overly excited by it. Not the only one, the rest of them are just at this weeks book club. This week its 'The Notebook' Do you need a laughter track over the top of that or do you like the sound of silence
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 19:11:38 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 19:11:38 GMT
Not the only one, the rest of them are just at this weeks book club. This week its 'The Notebook' Do you need a laughter track over the top of that or do you like the sound of silence Neither, I'm too busy bashing one out over the Bojan/Hughes picture with every other fucker on here
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 19:15:24 GMT
Post by boskampsflaps on Jul 24, 2014 19:15:24 GMT
Do you need a laughter track over the top of that or do you like the sound of silence Neither, I'm too busy bashing one out over the Bojan/Hughes picture with every other fucker on here
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 19:49:22 GMT
Post by Spiros on Jul 24, 2014 19:49:22 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Quality!! That is laugh out loud brilliant Just read it on the bus and got some strange looks
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Bojan
Jul 24, 2014 20:50:37 GMT
Post by stokeybulldog on Jul 24, 2014 20:50:37 GMT
He's a good singing for us cause it's shows that stoke can attract big name signings like bojan
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Jul 24, 2014 21:12:37 GMT
He's a good singing for us cause it's shows that stoke can attract big name signings like bojan you don't say dude?
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Post by Billy the kid on Jul 25, 2014 4:47:11 GMT
I am in Barcelona at the minute, walking around in my stoke top yesterday i got stopped a few times, they still rate Bojan (pronounced bow jan french style) one referred to him as messi twin and another as barcas little baby. One asked how Munisea was doing! Going to take in the Nou Camp over the weekend i think.
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Bojan
Jul 25, 2014 5:14:20 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 5:14:20 GMT
I am in Barcelona at the minute, walking around in my stoke top yesterday i got stopped a few times, they still rate Bojan (pronounced bow jan french style) one referred to him as messi twin and another as barcas little baby. One asked how Munisea was doing! Going to take in the Nou Camp over the weekend i think.
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Bojan
Jul 25, 2014 6:13:54 GMT
Post by michelle1863 on Jul 25, 2014 6:13:54 GMT
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Bojan
Jul 25, 2014 7:48:42 GMT
Post by RAF on Jul 25, 2014 7:48:42 GMT
Yes, but he and Bojan both have Serbian fathers. That must be why Odemwingie likes it at Stoke, Mark Hughes once ate in a Nigerian restaraunt! Fucking hell talk about random! I can hear the conversation now Bojan - " Hey Arnie my Dad is Serbian as well" Arnie- " Wow, great that means we can like be best buds and everything" H
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Bojan
Jul 25, 2014 8:15:55 GMT
Post by burtonstokie on Jul 25, 2014 8:15:55 GMT
Bojan – a day in the life at Barca training…..9.35am: Light warm up, few stretches, bit of ball work then shooting practice with Messi. 10.20am: Quick break and into individual drills and skills. Neymar effortlessly strings together 100+ keepy-ups with a dozen tricks thrown in for good measure. 11am: Into a 5-a-side knockabout. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi & co. knock the ball around effortlessly. One touch stuff all round. Give and go’s, pass and move; tiki-taka at it’s very best….. 11.30: End of session, shower, home. Bojan – a day in the life at Stoke training…….9.35am: Light warm-up and into a quick knockabout. Bojan plays a quick ball into the feet of Palacios before moving into space for the return pass. Wilson notices the run but applies a bit of “outside the box thinking” and deploys a shit first touch instead, making his second an attempted tackle. Wilko wins the 50/50 with a chin high, studs up challenge and leaves Palacios in a crumpled heap; Wilko eagerly turns to Huth “I got him Dad, I really really got him!”….. Bojan shakes his head silently, a quick shrug of the shoulders and a pained looked of disappointment etches across his face… 10.15am: During a drinks break Bojan gets chatting to Shotton. “So, are you a ball playing midfielder, a goal-scoring match winner or a majestic defender that oozes class?” Shotton, looking completely bemused by the question, quietly turns, picks up a ball, and like an absolute fucking boss, hurtles it 50 yards through the air. Bojan’s head drops silently with a look of devastation, like a man that’s just found out his daughter is dating an Arsenal fan… 10.40am – Hughes pulls Bojan to one side for a quick word, “Are you ok son?” You look a bit unsettled” …… “I’ve just seen Huth kill a goal post boss, Jon’s been doing a bleep test for 3 friggin’ hours and Brek’s just turned up late with a pair of fucking rifles in his hand, I haven’t a clue what’s going on….” 11.30am – Bojan hits the changing room after a traumatic first day in camp. Seemingly down in the dumps, he finds solace in the fact it can’t get any worse and the only way is up…. 11.31am – Bojan finds a set of pigs bollocks in his locker…. Beyond brilliant!
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Bojan
Jul 25, 2014 8:23:49 GMT
Post by mosquito on Jul 25, 2014 8:23:49 GMT
Is it me, or does he look slightly confused in pretty much every single picture taken of him in Stoke attire so far? You're right. Perhaps she should have kept the Adidas Barca style away top to make him feel more at home
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jul 25, 2014 12:38:36 GMT
I see he notched a brace in the training game today and more importantly kept pace with the other lads.
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Bojan
Jul 25, 2014 12:39:32 GMT
Post by jezzascfc on Jul 25, 2014 12:39:32 GMT
....and survived a Wilko "welcome to Stoke" tackle!
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Bojan
Jul 25, 2014 12:43:23 GMT
Post by metalhead on Jul 25, 2014 12:43:23 GMT
I see he notched a brace in the training game today and more importantly kept pace with the other lads. Excellent news. I imagine he's probably bit unfit. Needs to get up to pace with the Prem!
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Bojan
Jul 25, 2014 12:49:48 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 12:49:48 GMT
I see he notched a brace in the training game today and more importantly kept pace with the other lads. you'd expect him to keep pace though wouldn't you jamo? he's spent the last few weeks constantly training with Barca as people reported on here every bleedin day as a way of showing he wasn't coming to us
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