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Post by rogerjonesisgod on May 20, 2014 10:04:14 GMT
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Post by lastoftheldk on May 20, 2014 11:18:50 GMT
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Post by santy on May 20, 2014 11:19:55 GMT
The qualifications are surely just 2 arms and 2 legs?
There's nothing that stops her returning if she is that truly unhappy with life there, and she can't have had all that much in the first place if she was on disability before she left the UK. If anything it seems like the government has hit this one for 6, offloaded one person who was looking to exploit the system to another country and prevented them from bringing back another who in all likeliness would have done the same.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2014 11:57:19 GMT
Let him over but leave her there grazing them fields
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2014 12:12:21 GMT
fook me we have missed out there !!!!
"nobody speaks english here" priceless
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2014 13:59:46 GMT
so she's convinced he didn't just marry her for a VISA despite proposing when they first chatted on bloody facebook?
she gave up her own children to go and marry a bloke she chatted to online?
she can't get a job because she'll need a knee replacement in 27 years???
she's lived there for 2 years and made no attempt to learn the language and blames them for not speaking english???
and it's all some kind of travesty???
it's not that they're letting "The wrong immigrants" in luv, it's simply that they should be chucking more of the workshy gullible fuckers like you out!
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Post by murphthesurf on May 20, 2014 21:09:00 GMT
so she's convinced he didn't just marry her for a VISA despite proposing when they first chatted on bloody facebook? she gave up her own children to go and marry a bloke she chatted to online? she can't get a job because she'll need a knee replacement in 27 years??? she's lived there for 2 years and made no attempt to learn the language and blames them for not speaking english??? and it's all some kind of travesty??? it's not that they're letting "The wrong immigrants" in luv, it's simply that they should be chucking more of the workshy gullible fuckers like you out!  2. Oh, by the way, I'm not speaking to you.  (  ) 3. (Permit me:) How about THAT for a dumb blonde quote????!!!!  |
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Post by murphthesurf on May 20, 2014 21:14:44 GMT
Ye Gods………….. (head in hands).  I give up. I really do. When will these thickos (the woman, I mean) ever learn? It's usually Masai warriors or Caribbean beach boys they go for, isn't it……???? Er…… that is, before the women marry them, spend all their money on them, and it all goes pear-shaped…… So just imagine the next standard chapter in the saga - she and all her family whinge loud enough and play the bloody 'Human Rights' card long enough to get the pair of them allowed into the country (*)….. after which….. me-laddo suddenly 'can't settle' and ups and offs…… no doubt into the arms of a younger bimbo-dimbo (yes - I DID say that) - and she's left on her tod…… and she's 'devastated' because 'they were so much in love and it was going to be for EVER…….' - and she had 'given up everything for him……' Flamin' Nora.(*) Please, please, UK immigration people, PLEASE - resist!
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Post by StokieMatt on May 20, 2014 22:05:52 GMT
“I can’t walk long distances and can’t sit or stand for a long time. I also have asthma and have suffered with depression, stress and anxiety since I was 21. They out dogs down for less than that |
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Post by salopstick on May 20, 2014 22:23:18 GMT
It's peter odemwingie
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Post by boskampsflaps on May 20, 2014 22:32:45 GMT
"my kids went to live with my daughter"
What a mother she is offloading her kids to run off to another country.
“I can’t walk long distances and can’t sit or stand for a long time. I also have asthma and have suffered with depression, stress and anxiety since I was 21."
Lose some fucking weight then you fat cow and you might be able to fucking walk a bit further.
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Post by craig67 on May 21, 2014 0:23:26 GMT
"my kids went to live with my daughter" What a mother she is offloading her kids to run off to another country. “I can’t walk long distances and can’t sit or stand for a long time. I also have asthma and have suffered with depression, stress and anxiety since I was 21." Lose some fucking weight then you fat cow and you might be able to fucking walk a bit further. She does appear to be able to walk to the local shops-where they apparently ignore her as she can't be bothered to learn any of the local lingo,even though she has lived there for over 2 years. |
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Post by NassauDave on May 21, 2014 10:08:20 GMT
fook me we have missed out there !!!! "nobody speaks english here" priceless The chips are terrible and the nearest Bargain Booze is in Dover......... |
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Post by NassauDave on May 21, 2014 10:12:45 GMT
Ye Gods………….. (head in hands). I give up. I really do. When will these thickos (the woman, I mean) ever learn? It's usually Masai warriors or Caribbean beach boys they go for, isn't it……???? Er…… that is, before the women marry them, spend all their money on them, and it all goes pear-shaped…… So just imagine the next standard chapter in the saga - she and all her family whinge loud enough and play the bloody 'Human Rights' card long enough to get the pair of them allowed into the country (*)….. after which….. me-laddo suddenly 'can't settle' and ups and offs…… no doubt into the arms of a younger bimbo-dimbo (yes - I DID say that) - and she's left on her tod…… and she's 'devastated' because 'they were so much in love and it was going to be for EVER…….' - and she had 'given up everything for him……' Flamin' Nora.(*) Please, please, UK immigration people, PLEASE - resist! The Morroccan Weatherspoons is doing well though. |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 10:55:56 GMT
Come home sis, missing you loads n loads.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 11:06:54 GMT
 Seves him right for not being a Romanian
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 13:42:07 GMT
Ye Gods………….. (head in hands). I give up. I really do. When will these thickos (the woman, I mean) ever learn? It's usually Masai warriors or Caribbean beach boys they go for, isn't it……???? Er…… that is, before the women marry them, spend all their money on them, and it all goes pear-shaped…… So just imagine the next standard chapter in the saga - she and all her family whinge loud enough and play the bloody 'Human Rights' card long enough to get the pair of them allowed into the country (*)….. after which….. me-laddo suddenly 'can't settle' and ups and offs…… no doubt into the arms of a younger bimbo-dimbo (yes - I DID say that) - and she's left on her tod…… and she's 'devastated' because 'they were so much in love and it was going to be for EVER…….' - and she had 'given up everything for him……' Flamin' Nora.(*) Please, please, UK immigration people, PLEASE - resist! Is Flaming Nora your real name then?  |
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Post by murphthesurf on May 21, 2014 14:08:10 GMT
Ye Gods………….. (head in hands). I give up. I really do. When will these thickos (the woman, I mean) ever learn? It's usually Masai warriors or Caribbean beach boys they go for, isn't it……???? Er…… that is, before the women marry them, spend all their money on them, and it all goes pear-shaped…… So just imagine the next standard chapter in the saga - she and all her family whinge loud enough and play the bloody 'Human Rights' card long enough to get the pair of them allowed into the country (*)….. after which….. me-laddo suddenly 'can't settle' and ups and offs…… no doubt into the arms of a younger bimbo-dimbo (yes - I DID say that) - and she's left on her tod…… and she's 'devastated' because 'they were so much in love and it was going to be for EVER…….' - and she had 'given up everything for him……' Flamin' Nora.(*) Please, please, UK immigration people, PLEASE - resist! Ah! Now you mention it, Min, it does look like a signature! Nice one! And no it is not! |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 16:07:29 GMT
Ye Gods………….. (head in hands). I give up. I really do. When will these thickos (the woman, I mean) ever learn? It's usually Masai warriors or Caribbean beach boys they go for, isn't it……???? Er…… that is, before the women marry them, spend all their money on them, and it all goes pear-shaped…… So just imagine the next standard chapter in the saga - she and all her family whinge loud enough and play the bloody 'Human Rights' card long enough to get the pair of them allowed into the country (*)….. after which….. me-laddo suddenly 'can't settle' and ups and offs…… no doubt into the arms of a younger bimbo-dimbo (yes - I DID say that) - and she's left on her tod…… and she's 'devastated' because 'they were so much in love and it was going to be for EVER…….' - and she had 'given up everything for him……' Flamin' Nora.(*) Please, please, UK immigration people, PLEASE - resist! What's a bimbo - dimbo murph ? Sounds interesting |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 16:08:09 GMT
Is Flaming Nora your real name then? Ah! Now you mention it, Min, it does look like a signature! Nice one! And no it is not!I don't believe it ! |
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Post by murphthesurf on May 21, 2014 17:19:59 GMT
Ah! Now you mention it, Min, it does look like a signature! Nice one! And no it is not!( Biting nails, thinks: 'Oh, hell! They're on to me - my cover is blown - CURSES! How could I have been so remiss as to actually sign my name on that last outburst?  Just wasn't thinking, I suppose..... Damn and blast! HOW am I going to get out of THIS one??? What would the Scarlet Pimpernel have done if similarly cornered???' Oh, next thing you know, MM(B)LC will be on 'ere, sayin' it's just the sort of thing a dumb blonde would do..… no, no, surely he wouldn't……  |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 20:04:53 GMT
I don't believe it ! ( Biting nails, thinks: 'Oh, hell! They're on to me - my cover is blown - CURSES! How could I have been so remiss as to actually sign my name on that last outburst? Just wasn't thinking, I suppose..... Damn and blast! HOW am I going to get out of THIS one??? What would the Scarlet Pimpernel have done if similarly cornered???' Oh, next thing you know, MM(B)LC will be on 'ere, sayin' it's just the sort of thing a dumb blonde would do..… no, no, surely he wouldn't…… Yes he would  |
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Post by maninasuitcase on May 21, 2014 20:26:02 GMT
If he can't get a visa then she should have her passport removed so she can't come back either.
She made her bed she should lie in it.
And if that beds on the floor so be it.
Can't be doing with these type of thick folk.
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Post by partickpotter on May 21, 2014 20:51:36 GMT
This is a Daily Mash piece - surely?
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Post by robstokie on May 21, 2014 21:44:37 GMT
Some people, eh? Lets just thank fucking god (and im an atheist by the way) that the fat scrounger wont be getting another penny from the government in the immediate future. As for lover boy, what are the chances he would stick around with her IF he managed to get his visa? I give it 6 months, and im being generous.
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on May 21, 2014 21:47:37 GMT
This is a Daily Mash piece - surely? Sentnul Duck. "Stoke-on-Trent South MP Rob Flello has written to the Home Office to highlight Deborah’s plight." A local story about local folk................ and a Tunisian fella. |
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Post by robstokie on May 21, 2014 21:54:30 GMT
Hopefully his letter went something like this...
Dear Home Office,
Thank you for keeping this fat, useless, scrounging melt out of the country. Enclosed is a bottle of champagne for you all to raise a toast provided by the hard-working people of Stoke-On-Trent South.
All the best, Rob Flello
p.s. can you let Agudelo in, he would virtually pay back all the money she has syphoned from our arse-pockets when he pays his tax on his first months wages.
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Post by partickpotter on May 22, 2014 5:52:21 GMT
This is a Daily Mash piece - surely? Sentnul Duck. "Stoke-on-Trent South MP Rob Flello has written to the Home Office to highlight Deborah’s plight." A local story about local folk................ and a Tunisian fella. I think you took me a little too literally. What I was suggesting is this story is so outlandish, so full of stereotypes it could only come from the minds of mischievous folk like those at the Mash. I mean fat ugly women dumps kids to marry Tunisian toy boy. But it is, as you say, true; the product of a bona fide newspaper. Truth is truly stranger than fiction as Mark Twain said. |
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Post by Northy on May 22, 2014 10:56:57 GMT
cluckin bells, don't they realise that he luvs her and doesn't want to live a life on benefits....
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Post by nott1 on May 23, 2014 10:23:30 GMT
Ye Gods………….. (head in hands). I give up. I really do. When will these thickos (the woman, I mean) ever learn? It's usually Masai warriors or Caribbean beach boys they go for, isn't it……???? Er…… that is, before the women marry them, spend all their money on them, and it all goes pear-shaped…… So just imagine the next standard chapter in the saga - she and all her family whinge loud enough and play the bloody 'Human Rights' card long enough to get the pair of them allowed into the country (*)….. after which….. me-laddo suddenly 'can't settle' and ups and offs…… no doubt into the arms of a younger bimbo-dimbo (yes - I DID say that) - and she's left on her tod…… and she's 'devastated' because 'they were so much in love and it was going to be for EVER…….' - and she had 'given up everything for him……' Flamin' Nora.(*) Please, please, UK immigration people, PLEASE - resist! What's a bimbo - dimbo murph ? Sounds interesting Milf |
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Just wasn't thinking, I suppose..... Damn and blast! HOW am I going to get out of THIS one??? What would the Scarlet Pimpernel have done if similarly cornered???'
