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Post by chigstoke on Sept 17, 2014 22:33:39 GMT
You are a dick china all them others who call me gay would you call me gay to me face duner think so He wouldn't call it to your face if you were Slogger. No one would.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2014 22:37:50 GMT
You are a dick china all them others who call me gay would you call me gay to me face duner think so
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 18, 2014 1:45:14 GMT
thing is you al thinj youre rock hard om a computar
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 3:05:13 GMT
I didn't actually call you gay, I just said that your new " friend" the non football liking chap from Longton might actually have a hidden agenda...
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 18, 2014 3:38:23 GMT
you have befor yoth an all them others have as well am going up brisbane i am
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Post by elystokie on Sept 18, 2014 7:31:41 GMT
You are a dick china all them others who call me gay would you call me gay to me face duner think so They won't be doing that Chugga 'cos they can't fucking find you! ???
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Post by marwood on Sept 18, 2014 9:43:01 GMT
You are a dick china all them others who call me gay would you call me gay to me face duner think so They won't be doing that Chugga 'cos they can't fucking find you! ??? Chugga, I think in the future you will enter into the realms of Urban Myth, folklore and hearsay. Like Robin Hood or the Green Man. Nobody will recall meeting you or have an image of you but many will say that their grandfather encountered you at some legendary game or training session. In 2065, small children will crowd round with eager ears as fables are exchanged. You could in fact be the first footballing figure to enter British folklore. Else, you might actually be the Stoke equivalent of Jack The Ripper, Banksy, The Northampton Evil Clown or Spring Heeled Jack, i.e. a figure sighted occasionally in public commiting mysterious acts whose identity is never uncovered. Many will opine in years to come that Chugga was a pseudonym for an existing Oatcake user. Others will argue vociferously that you were in fact a genuine person. As an old man I will probably fall into the latter camp -anyone thinking your spelling and grammar is deliberately bad should check out the crimes committed upon the anglo-saxon language by Bouncing Bees,a crisp salesman who apparently is a real man who netbounces/barrierhops/goalsurges with aplomb, but cannot type or spell to save his life
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Post by marrer on Sept 18, 2014 10:59:20 GMT
Not sure why I even look at this thread anymore. I think I need treatment. I live in Oz but need to find the equivalent of the old Cheddleton mental hospital to sort me out. Might meet Chugga in there too - do they have internet? They will call it: 'One flew over the Oatcake' Goodnight
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Post by mailman44 on Sept 18, 2014 20:29:05 GMT
For the more intellectual and creative thinkers on this board this thread has been an elixir that is hard to turn away from or ignore. Long live Chugga and down with Joe in Oz!
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 18, 2014 20:48:56 GMT
For the more intellectual and creative thinkers on this board this thread has been an elixir that is hard to turn away from or ignore. Long live Chugga and down with Joe in Oz! It's long lost any creativity. Chugs' had more than 15mins of Z list fame. Shit Bin & gone, it's for the best!!!
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 18, 2014 21:15:50 GMT
Am going up brisban safnoon I am where does Ozzie live cause he duner answer on here going ring brisban fc an see if they need any player you duner get if you duner ask do you
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 5:40:39 GMT
Am going up brisban safnoon I am where does Ozzie live cause he duner answer on here going ring brisban fc an see if they need any player you duner get if you duner ask do you I thought from the very start it was Bribane that offered you a contract... You may even recall I wrote a song for you. " At Break of day when Chuggy arrived Joe was waiting... Whooooooaaaa Whooooaaa Chug crossed the street to his house, joe opened the door. Whhhoooooaaaaa Whhoooaaaaaaa. Joe stood there laughing ha ha Ha Ha. Chug had a contract in hand, joe laughed no more. Where where where's yr sofa. Where Where Where's yr Sofa. So Before I go to play for the Roar, Give me some bedding, And give me the keys to yr door."
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Post by elystokie on Sept 19, 2014 7:25:41 GMT
Am going up brisban safnoon I am where does Ozzie live cause he duner answer on here going ring brisban fc an see if they need any player you duner get if you duner ask do you Have I missed an episode? What happened with Likehard?
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 19, 2014 10:57:13 GMT
They aner give me a contact cause they aner seen me yet I sent em email I did but they diner get back so am going see em I am when am up bribane
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 17:02:30 GMT
Well chugs...It's their loss...if they can not see you silky skills in an e mail then they should go and fuck themselves. Incidentally....Did you use spell checker when you sent said mail...
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 21, 2014 12:03:05 GMT
Am going brisban fc tomorrow and have a word do some training an all that wethers wank fought it was dead nice out here I did but wose than home it is
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 17:33:54 GMT
OK....Time to put an end to this once amusing hoax...There is no Chugger, there is no trials with Brisbane, Melbourne or any other team...Someone as illiterate as Chuuger makes out would have hardly made it to the train station let alone the airport, even if he had, I doubt he's have made to to his gate for the flight. As one of the most active contributors to this hoax I for one think it should be put to bed now and remain a legend, come on Chugger, who are you really, and thanks for the hoot.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 23:15:17 GMT
Yes come clean Chugga, the thread has run it's course and dom has foiled you.
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Post by tijuanabrass on Sept 22, 2014 4:48:59 GMT
Am going brisban fc tomorrow and have a word do some training an all that wethers wank fought it was dead nice out here I did but wose than home it is Are you sure you're still in Sydney? It's been a beautiful weekend and must be up in the mid-20s today. I know global warming has altered the North West European climate a tad but if you had weather like this in Fegg Hayes in mid-September they'd be running donkey rides and selling candy floss.
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 22, 2014 11:20:36 GMT
Am up brisban yoth
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Post by marrer on Sept 24, 2014 0:16:15 GMT
Well I'm in central Queensland on a property right now doing a bit of roo shooting and the weather is bloody good. Brissie is only 6 hours away and it's good there too. So don't give me this 'weather is wank' bollocks. Great thread while it lasted. Let's ditch it now. Cheers
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 24, 2014 10:32:33 GMT
When I got up here it was pising down marra bone an all that it orate no so put that it yer pipe an smoke it bruce
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Post by marrer on Sept 24, 2014 22:28:57 GMT
wasn't able to light it as too wet BTW, a close to perfect spelling - well done. I know it's in you. It's in your earlier posts. When is your return flight?
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 25, 2014 5:43:48 GMT
Ting is mares bone an all that have see what happens with me football caree an if that diner work out I mite go back stoke cause I fought Ozzie land was going be dead good but it's a bit wank so mite go back stoke I mite
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 25, 2014 6:01:41 GMT
$#!t bin already
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Post by scfc2014 on Sept 27, 2014 1:27:05 GMT
This thread has finally had its day,I apoligise if I offended anyone but the wind up was good why it lasted
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Post by marwood on Sept 27, 2014 2:40:27 GMT
Great thread Chugga , well done. i don't think it actually offended anyone. Frustrated the occasional passer by, yes, fascinated many more and certainly amused all who read it. Joe in oz would have the most reason to be offended but like a true gent, he tactfully decided to bow out of this thread during the early stages. You're right it couldn't have gone much further. I look forward to reading your future posts. One of this calibre every few months please
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2014 8:18:37 GMT
This thread has finally had its day,I apoligise if I offended anyone but the wind up was good why it lasted Excellent thread,who is behind the mask though?
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 27, 2014 8:23:49 GMT
This thread has finally had its day,I apoligise if I offended anyone but the wind up was good why it lasted Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!! Well done Chug, Can you give us some of your insights into this thread, ThanX
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 27, 2014 9:30:41 GMT
The thread is done. Chugga has come clean. It's time for Dickie to give it the seal of approval.
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