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Post by chigstoke on Jul 18, 2014 23:05:17 GMT
gazza said i can doss on his so staying there but if he dos a ozzie joe and stichs me up then ill go hostel Good luck with your A-League venture Chugga! Will you post updates on your progress on here, plus photos? Gotta see life in Melbourne
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Post by tijuanabrass on Jul 19, 2014 0:23:47 GMT
gazza said i can doss on his so staying there but if he dos a ozzie joe and stichs me up then ill go hostel Did Ozzie Joe, Marrer bone and all that really stitch you up though? I've never seen a post where he even remotely said you could kip on his settee. Is there a chance that you are getting him mixed up with someone else?
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Post by gazscfc on Jul 19, 2014 0:29:53 GMT
gazza said i can doss on his so staying there but if he dos a ozzie joe and stichs me up then ill go hostel My doors are open scfc2014. When do you arrive?
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 19, 2014 2:30:06 GMT
ozzie joe never said i could kip but he never anserd my anser i get melbourne in aug 9th yoth can you pick me up let us now yoth or i can itch a lift
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Post by mailman44 on Jul 19, 2014 5:40:38 GMT
Somehow Ozzie Joe has extricated himself from this awkward situation and vanished?
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Post by jonah77 on Jul 19, 2014 6:28:07 GMT
Somehow Ozzie Joe has extricated himself from this awkward situation and vanished? Joe has gone quiet hasn't he. He must be swerving the old chuggmeister like the plague. He presumably couldn't handle the sound of 1000 kick ups every morning.
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Post by gazscfc on Jul 19, 2014 7:30:24 GMT
ozzie joe never said i could kip but he never anserd my anser i get melbourne in aug 9th yoth can you pick me up let us now yoth or i can itch a lift Get the Sky bus from the airport to Southern Cross Station in the city then jump on the 96 tram to St Kilda. Can't pick you up mate I play football and get pissed on Saturdays Sent from my GT-I9505 using proboards
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2014 8:12:23 GMT
ozzie joe never said i could kip but he never anserd my anser i get melbourne in aug 9th yoth can you pick me up let us now yoth or i can itch a lift Get the Sky bus from the airport to Southern Cross Station in the city then jump on the 96 tram to St Kilda. Can't pick you up mate I play football and get pissed on Saturdays Sent from my GT-I9505 using proboards Isn't St Kilda where all the boys who like boys live? Not sure Chugga's gonna be too happy with that, doesn't fit with his no bumers requirements
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Post by jonah77 on Jul 19, 2014 8:36:11 GMT
Get the Sky bus from the airport to Southern Cross Station in the city then jump on the 96 tram to St Kilda. Can't pick you up mate I play football and get pissed on Saturdays Sent from my GT-I9505 using proboards Isn't St Kilda where all the boys who like boys live? Not sure Chugga's gonna be too happy with that, doesn't fit with his no bumers requirements As long as he doesn't go around pissing on bumfires he should be ow rate.
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Post by gazscfc on Jul 19, 2014 9:12:58 GMT
Nah St Kilda is where most of the young English expats live. And it's the main place for backpackers so you can imagine the abundant supply of eager young women (not that young you sick cunts).
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Post by bolders on Jul 19, 2014 9:16:34 GMT
Get the Sky bus from the airport to Southern Cross Station in the city then jump on the 96 tram to St Kilda. Can't pick you up mate I play football and get pissed on Saturdays Sent from my GT-I9505 using proboards Isn't St Kilda where all the boys who like boys live? Not sure Chugga's gonna be too happy with that, doesn't fit with his no bumers requirements All of Melbourne is like that ask anyone from Sydney ;-)
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Post by tijuanabrass on Jul 19, 2014 9:23:54 GMT
Get the Sky bus from the airport to Southern Cross Station in the city then jump on the 96 tram to St Kilda. Can't pick you up mate I play football and get pissed on Saturdays Sent from my GT-I9505 using proboards Isn't St Kilda where all the boys who like boys live? Not sure Chugga's gonna be too happy with that, doesn't fit with his no bumers requirements Some good Cake shops in St Kilda and Luna Park. I can see Chugga now with a big slice of Black Forest Gateau flying round the Mad Mouse. Fun times ahead.
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 19, 2014 9:37:45 GMT
Good luck Gaz (you need it)
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Post by Squeekster on Jul 19, 2014 10:00:06 GMT
gazza said i can doss on his so staying there but if he dos a ozzie joe and stichs me up then ill go hostel I know a good Hostel in Slovakia if you're ever out that way and it's cheap.
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 19, 2014 10:33:11 GMT
You all nob heads apart Fromm yo Gazza who sounds orate,naff off and have a dig at some one els like that Ozzie joe or is Ozzie mates tina an marrer bone an all that they can do one with there Ozzie accent an all that duner mind an ozzie accent but if you born in Stoke then don't be Ozzie like Ozzie joe marra Bon an all that an Tina bass
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Post by ebbenflo on Jul 19, 2014 11:06:39 GMT
Chugga, it appears to me that you don't actually like Australians, so why bother going to Ozzie Land in the first place.
There must be dozens of Countries who sre desperate to have a man of your abilities playing for them, take for example Brazil they are really struggling at the moment.
Are there any countries that you like such as USA or Mexico, what about France or Germany?
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 19, 2014 11:16:59 GMT
nowt do with ozzies never met any yoth only having a go at stokies who move there and talk like ozzies I'm stokie an talk like stokie when I go Melbourne I woner talk Ozzie like Ozzie joe marra bone an all that Tina brass putting on the Ozzie accent yo from stoke yoth not Ozzie are you embarrassed bout Stoke cause I onner even if you live there you still want to be Ozzie not me so I dunner not like Ozzie just coroner understand them stokie who move there then pick up the accent like Ozzie joe mara bone an all that an Tina bras
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Post by PerthPotter on Jul 19, 2014 11:26:34 GMT
nowt do with ozzies never met any yoth only having a go at stokies who move there and talk like ozzies I'm stokie an talk like stokie when I go Melbourne I woner talk Ozzie like Ozzie joe marra bone an all that Tina brass putting on the Ozzie accent yo from stoke yoth not Ozzie are you embarrassed bout Stoke cause I onner even if you live there you still want to be Ozzie not me so I dunner not like Ozzie just coroner understand them stokie who move there then pick up the accent like Ozzie joe mara bone an all that an Tina bras You do realise that if you live somewhere long enough that you will naturally pick up the accent? My step sister has lived in Los Angeles for 16 years and now sounds like a born and bred Californian. No matter what you say mate if you are there long enough it will happen so to slag off the Stoke Aussies for losing their Stoke accents is a bit harsh mate
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Post by ebbenflo on Jul 19, 2014 11:26:42 GMT
So let me get this straight.
If you are Australian you are OK.
If you are from Stoke you are OK.
If you are from Stoke and you are now Australian you are NOT OK.
Chugga what happens if you are Australian and want to become a Stokie living in Stoke?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2014 12:02:15 GMT
Nah St Kilda is where most of the young English expats live. And it's the main place for fudgepackers so you can imagine the abundant supply of eager young men (not that young you sick cunts). ...incredibly honest of you
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2014 12:07:13 GMT
Chugga, its called picking up accents. Im a stokie with an accent with a hint of warrington,cockney and eastern europe
Accent wise (and other quantifiable means) im a bit of a cunt.
But im ok with that,coz i can do 23 kick ups,which is 19 more than everybody else on here put together
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Post by marwood on Jul 19, 2014 12:11:27 GMT
What's that yoth dunner sound right yoth am going for a run I am you an some shooting practise so later yoyha Coon cheese is a brand of cheese that they sell in Australia. It's very popular especially at barbis and isn't racist apparently as it's named after a man calle Edward coon who invented it. It was actually you mate that made me aware of it on another one of your threads (got me visa I think) and I went and looked it up and found some funny adverts for it on youtube. Any chance you can post me some over yotha when your on the other side, in return I'll post you some sentinels and oatcakes
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Post by ruts66 on Jul 19, 2014 12:14:41 GMT
Marra Bone, Tina Brass and All That - why did the three of you originally move to Australia ?
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 19, 2014 12:22:11 GMT
That's crap yoth I've got a jock an paddy mate who lived in stoke for 30 years an still sound jock an paddy them stoke ie live in Ozzie wana pick up the acent g'day mate bar by an amber vector an all that
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Post by bmstoke on Jul 19, 2014 12:27:45 GMT
That's crap yoth I've got a jock an paddy mate who lived in stoke for 30 years an still sound jock an paddy them stoke ie live in Ozzie wana pick up the acent g'day mate bar by an amber vector an all that How do you know Joe, Tina and marra bone an all that speak Ozzie .
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Post by marwood on Jul 19, 2014 12:54:44 GMT
Chugs, I was one of the proudest people you could meet about my home town, but I moved away 4 years ago and inevitably have lost the stoke accent by about half. I was horrified last month when someone pointed out I had a local twang. But it happens naturally. It gets stronger when I go back home or (or read this thread). Your Irish and Scottish mates probably sound strong to you but their accent won't be as thick as when they lived at home. Local accents are great. There's nothing worse than a manufactured attempt to be a posh Stokie- Garth Crooks is a prime example. I hate the fact that kids all try and sound like teenage London yardies. John Bishop recently started his own radio show. Now I don't think the guy is particularly funny, he has some good moments, but as a bloke I think he is sound. He has got to the top of his profession without compromising one iota on how he sounds. Having said that, my wife can't understand a word he says.
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Post by southcarolinastokie on Jul 19, 2014 13:02:27 GMT
nowt do with ozzies never met any yoth only having a go at stokies who move there and talk like ozzies I'm stokie an talk like stokie when I go Melbourne I woner talk Ozzie like Ozzie joe marra bone an all that Tina brass putting on the Ozzie accent yo from stoke yoth not Ozzie are you embarrassed bout Stoke cause I onner even if you live there you still want to be Ozzie not me so I dunner not like Ozzie just coroner understand them stokie who move there then pick up the accent like Ozzie joe mara bone an all that an Tina bras You don't talk like a Stokie, I doubt "May un mar Lady" will be talking like you soon.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jul 19, 2014 13:26:07 GMT
That's crap yoth I've got a jock an paddy mate who lived in stoke for 30 years an still sound jock an paddy them stoke ie live in Ozzie wana pick up the acent g'day mate bar by an amber vector an all that How do you know Joe, Tina and marra bone an all that speak Ozzie . It's obvious the way they type, inner eet?
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Post by tijuanabrass on Jul 19, 2014 14:20:38 GMT
That's crap yoth I've got a jock an paddy mate who lived in stoke for 30 years an still sound jock an paddy them stoke ie live in Ozzie wana pick up the acent g'day mate bar by an amber vector an all that How do you know Joe, Tina and marra bone an all that speak Ozzie . It's because we show off with all of our fancy punctuation and grammar. And all that.
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Post by mailman44 on Jul 19, 2014 15:01:56 GMT
Chugga, it appears to me that you don't actually like Australians, so why bother going to Ozzie Land in the first place. There must be dozens of Countries who sre desperate to have a man of your abilities playing for them, take for example Brazil they are really struggling at the moment. Are there any countries that you like such as USA or Mexico, what about France or Germany? Chugga, Sod off going to Ozzie Land and come to Florida. I think you should give Orlando City a shot. If that doesn't work out you can try the iconic Tampa Rowdies or Ocala Stampede a division below. We don't hate Poms over here and actually assume every Brit is a world class soccer star base on the fact they are British. You can stay in my attached apartment if you like and help me in the off season train up for my Sunday League goalkeeper season. No bummers around here either and I won't screw you over like that c@nt Ozzie Joe.
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