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Post by davejohnno1 on Mar 22, 2014 8:41:23 GMT
My little boy got into trouble at school yesterday.
For sport relief the kids could pay a pound and go to school in sports gear.
My 6 year old went in his Stoke strip. Lots of kids had Manure strips on.
According to his teacher he had to stand under the clock for the first time ever because when the other kids were chanting Man United at him, he responded by shouting "Shit, Shit, Shit" back at them.
Apparently the teacher asked him what he had said. He told her and when she asked why he said it he said "because they are the shit Mrs Lund".
Mummy was appalled, Daddy was very proud! :-)
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Post by davejohnno1 on Mar 22, 2014 9:11:44 GMT
Its not all good though.
Just getting him ready for his Saturday morning football and he's put his Burnley kit on! :-(
We have to beat those bastards next season!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 10:08:19 GMT
my daughter is not yet two and amongst her first words were 'ricardo fuller' and ' Stoke city'. I've just started to teach her how to hate man utd, arsenal, and of course port vale. I think we have that responsibility as parents
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Mar 22, 2014 10:23:59 GMT
It was my big sister that taught me to hate Man U, it was the only discussion we've ever had on football, and it was 40 odd years ago.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Mar 22, 2014 10:25:04 GMT
my daughter is not yet two and amongst her first words were 'ricardo fuller' and ' Stoke city'. I've just started to teach her how to hate man utd, arsenal, and of course port vale. I think we have that responsibility as parents You are not wrong mate. My boy had Fuller on last seasons away shirt and wanted him on both of this seasons shirts. He settled on 17 and his name on the away one and 4 Huth on the home. Shawcross wouldn't fit on the away one! It is, as you say, a parental responsibility to educate them properly. I just need to quash his interest in Burnley now! :-) hopefully 6 points next season should do the trick. |
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Post by frank63 on Mar 22, 2014 19:48:32 GMT
Are port vale still on the radar?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 19:52:23 GMT
Good lad.
Buy him 6 oatcakes with chayze from me!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 19:57:00 GMT
Are port vale still on the radar? For me they always will be. Living in Glasgow now it will be hard to inspire a hatred of port vale in my daughter as she grows up but I'll try my best. Maybe I should just censor them all together though, one look at an image of their unwashed support may be too disturbing, like watching the film ' the hills have eyes' |
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Post by robstokie on Mar 22, 2014 20:23:33 GMT
My little boy got into trouble at school yesterday. For sport relief the kids could pay a pound and go to school in sports gear. My 6 year old went in his Stoke strip. Lots of kids had Manure strips on. According to his teacher he had to stand under the clock for the first time ever because when the other kids were chanting Man United at him, he responded by shouting "Shit, Shit, Shit" back at them. Apparently the teacher asked him what he had said. He told her and when she asked why he said it he said "because they are the shit Mrs Lund". Mummy was appalled, Daddy was very proud! :-) Good on your boy, You have obviously raised him well. I dread to think what he would have said if everyone was wearing Arsenic shirts though...  |
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 22, 2014 20:53:22 GMT
That made me smile For financial reasons we convinced ourselves that we really couldn't renew this season and would have a year spending on the house, helping big un out at University in September etc, given all the years we've paid in excess of £1000 to take our eldest and the extra expense of taking our youngest since she was 3....she's 7 now. It would crush her if we said we weren't going next season....I simply can't do it. Supporting this club is not a head decision, it's a heart one and nothing makes me prouder than watching her assessing the league table and deciding who we need to win and lose and the permutations of the outcome...she's becoming Opta Joan! Edit: Well done to the club for the 'free ticket for potter 7's' Although we sit in the Boothen and the ticket is for the family stand so the upgrade will cost a bit, but still a reduction! |
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Post by nononsense on Mar 22, 2014 21:04:52 GMT
My little boy got into trouble at school yesterday. For sport relief the kids could pay a pound and go to school in sports gear. My 6 year old went in his Stoke strip. Lots of kids had Manure strips on. According to his teacher he had to stand under the clock for the first time ever because when the other kids were chanting Man United at him, he responded by shouting "Shit, Shit, Shit" back at them. Apparently the teacher asked him what he had said. He told her and when she asked why he said it he said "because they are the shit Mrs Lund". Mummy was appalled, Daddy was very proud! :-) and we wonder why society is going down the shittter |
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Mar 22, 2014 21:09:30 GMT
My little boy got into trouble at school yesterday. For sport relief the kids could pay a pound and go to school in sports gear. My 6 year old went in his Stoke strip. Lots of kids had Manure strips on. According to his teacher he had to stand under the clock for the first time ever because when the other kids were chanting Man United at him, he responded by shouting "Shit, Shit, Shit" back at them. Apparently the teacher asked him what he had said. He told her and when she asked why he said it he said "because they are the shit Mrs Lund". Mummy was appalled, Daddy was very proud! :-) and we wonder why society is going down the shittter You've got to be a wind up merchant  |
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Post by nononsense on Mar 22, 2014 21:14:11 GMT
and we wonder why society is going down the shittter You've got to be a wind up merchant yes, contrary opinions seem to get one labled as such! i will try to post the same as everyone else from now on.  insert code here |
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Post by SneydGreenStokie on Mar 22, 2014 21:25:48 GMT
My little boy got into trouble at school yesterday. For sport relief the kids could pay a pound and go to school in sports gear. My 6 year old went in his Stoke strip. Lots of kids had Manure strips on. According to his teacher he had to stand under the clock for the first time ever because when the other kids were chanting Man United at him, he responded by shouting "Shit, Shit, Shit" back at them. Apparently the teacher asked him what he had said. He told her and when she asked why he said it he said "because they are the shit Mrs Lund". Mummy was appalled, Daddy was very proud! :-) and we wonder why society is going down the shittter Unnecessary comment SGS |
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Post by davejohnno1 on Mar 22, 2014 21:37:52 GMT
and we wonder why society is going down the shittter Unnecessary comment SGS No need to defend me SGS. Nononsense is actually quite the opposite and quite frankly, I couldn't care 2 hoots what he thinks. My lad is obsessed with football at the minute and the fact he knows them as the shit (he actually read it on here in a thread titled Shit v ??? And I then had to explain it to him) is perfectly fine by me. I thought it was incredibly funny and coming from a 6 year old, very clever. Mummy can make sure he is a credit to society. I'll make sure he supports the right team! |
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Post by stokeloyal on Mar 22, 2014 21:43:24 GMT
What a star!
Reminds me of a similar incident that happened on a primary school trip of mine to Old Trafford. Snuck my Stoke scalf and a marker pen on the bus with me.... putting on the scarf half way round the tour and writing some childish "SCFC R DA BEST" type graffiti all over the shop.
Needless to say i got caught with the pen and given a right old bollocking of the school and my mum... Old man didn't have to much to say though surprisingly enough!
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Post by capepotter on Mar 22, 2014 21:55:21 GMT
It should be in their genes to hate Arsenal
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Post by foxysgloves on Mar 22, 2014 22:03:56 GMT
My little boy got into trouble at school yesterday. For sport relief the kids could pay a pound and go to school in sports gear. My 6 year old went in his Stoke strip. Lots of kids had Manure strips on. According to his teacher he had to stand under the clock for the first time ever because when the other kids were chanting Man United at him, he responded by shouting "Shit, Shit, Shit" back at them. Apparently the teacher asked him what he had said. He told her and when she asked why he said it he said "because they are the shit Mrs Lund". Mummy was appalled, Daddy was very proud! :-) Restores your faith that the future of football may not be quite as grim as Man Utd Inc. might make us think....... |
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Post by foxysgloves on Mar 22, 2014 22:05:12 GMT
It should be in their genes to hate Arsenal Kids shouldn't wear jeans to school. But I agree. |
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Post by foster on Mar 22, 2014 22:11:07 GMT
and we wonder why society is going down the shittter You've got to be a wind up merchant I agree with him. Can't imagine i'd be proud of my son using foul language. Each to their own though. I don't want to debate the subject. |
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Post by stantheman on Mar 22, 2014 22:21:18 GMT
Our neighbour (3 doors away) is a West Brom nut and goes to all of their matches.
When we won 3 - 0 at their place a few years ago, we passed him with his WBA number plate on M6 on the way home.
My lad was about 7 and I told him to wave at our neighbours as I peeped the horn.
Little did I know that he'd wave with his 2 fingers and make a circle with his thumb and index finder and wave his arm up and down at them!
Rather embarrassing next time I saw him in our street.
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Post by blackpoolred on Mar 22, 2014 22:40:31 GMT
Personally don't get this obsession with other teams certain Stokies have. I couldn't give a toss about any other team. I watch only the Stoke game on match of the day and have no idea about other teams or even who plays for them these days - admittedly a bit ignorant.
This name calling is a bit pathetic and not something I would encourage in my children, but each to his own. People have the right to support who they want and children should not be sworn at just because they wear a United top.
Also, quite why we have this obsession with Port Vale is beyond me, it is like they have some sort of hold over us and are the biggest club in the potteries, also a bit pathetic and small minded. I personally would like to see them match us and one day play us in the prem - surely would be great for the area and great to have some passionate derbies
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Post by davejohnno1 on Mar 23, 2014 7:39:11 GMT
You've got to be a wind up merchant I agree with him. Can't imagine i'd be proud of my son using foul language. Each to their own though. I don't want to debate the subject. If shit is the worst word he ever uses or picks up at football, I think we will be well blessed. |
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Mar 23, 2014 10:59:58 GMT
What a fine lad you have!  |
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Post by SCFC92 on Mar 23, 2014 11:03:18 GMT
You've got to be a wind up merchant I agree with him. Can't imagine i'd be proud of my son using foul language. Each to their own though. I don't want to debate the subject. Grief there are plenty worse things he could be saying and things in the world he will be exposed to other than the word "shit"... Top kid anyways! |
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Post by RAF on Mar 23, 2014 11:17:07 GMT
I don't find anything funny about children swearing.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Mar 23, 2014 11:25:56 GMT
I don't find anything funny about children swearing. H When your little one sees your golf swing, I would imagine "shit" will be his first reaction!  |
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Post by RAF on Mar 23, 2014 11:30:45 GMT
I don't find anything funny about children swearing. H When your little one sees your golf swing, I would imagine "shit" will be his first reaction! And then he will be getting a good bottom slap. H |
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Post by davejohnno1 on Mar 23, 2014 12:02:33 GMT
When your little one sees your golf swing, I would imagine "shit" will be his first reaction! And then he will be getting a good bottom slap. H I don't find anything funny about a parent smacking his child! |
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Post by stokienorthants on Mar 23, 2014 12:04:26 GMT
When your little one sees your golf swing, I would imagine "shit" will be his first reaction! And then he will be getting a good bottom slap. H I don't find anything funny about child brutality. |
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