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Post by robingrey21 on Mar 13, 2014 18:37:30 GMT
Any suggestions for funny football chants?
eg. Alan Shearer, "stayed on the telly you should've stayed on the telly"
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Post by harryburrows on Mar 13, 2014 18:43:53 GMT
Scottish goalkeeper any goram suffered from schizophrenia
The chant was " Two Andy Gorams there's only two Andy Gorams "
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Post by harryburrows on Mar 13, 2014 18:47:11 GMT
One I heard at the vic after tommy Doherty the manager of Man U had been found out having a affair with his physics wife name of brown . The chant was ( to the tune of knees up mother brown ) " who's up Mary brown who's up Mary brown"
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Post by Cast no shadow on Mar 13, 2014 18:49:25 GMT
Robinho, she said no!!
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Post by jamerg on Mar 13, 2014 18:57:57 GMT
I always like what the Scottish fans sang to the Norwegian fans:
"Sing when you're whaling, you only sing when you're whaling..."
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Post by scfcwebby on Mar 13, 2014 19:04:16 GMT
The yam yams sung a very similar song to Marlon king earlier in the season, she said no Marlon, she said no Oooh Marlon she said no I recent fave of mine was to Darren Fletcher against United. He shits in his pants, he sits in his paaants, Darren Fletcher he shits in his pants |
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Post by chessie on Mar 13, 2014 19:15:45 GMT
When you sit in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora
sung to the tune That's Amore by Dean Martin
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Post by Ayupshag on Mar 13, 2014 19:42:01 GMT
"Luis suarez, your teeth were offside"
Pissed my sides when I first heard that :-D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 20:10:46 GMT
Blackpool's a shit hole, I'd rather go Rhyl!
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Post by oularesarse on Mar 13, 2014 21:17:19 GMT
Gimme a T - T
Gimme an I - I
Gimme a T - T
Gimme an S - S
Whadda ya got?
Tits!
Whaddya do with tits?
Oldham, ch ch ch
Oldham ch ch ch
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Mar 13, 2014 21:19:51 GMT
Shaun Wright Phillips John Terry's your dad to which the away dugout was pissing themselves.
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Post by salopstick on Mar 13, 2014 21:33:21 GMT
Who ate all the fish
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Post by spiderpuss on Mar 13, 2014 21:45:13 GMT
Millwall fans: "Chadwick you ugly cant, Chadwick Chadwick you ugly cant".
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Post by jmst4 on Mar 13, 2014 22:09:59 GMT
The yam yams sung a very similar song to Marlon king earlier in the season, she said no Marlon, she said no Oooh Marlon she said no I recent fave of mine was to Darren Fletcher against United. He shits in his pants, he sits in his paaants, Darren Fletcher he shits in his pants Don't you think the Darren Fletcher chant is well over the line? It's hardly his fault and its a wildly unpleasant and embarrassing disease. I could try and find some children with ulcerative colitis and you could have a pop and good laugh at them. Sound appealing? Darren Fletcher is a high profile case and I hear he has brought a lot of comfort to suffers and there families and helped to raise awareness of the issue as well as stopping people with the disease - particularly children - feeling alone and embarrassed by their illness. Maybe I'm going soft in my later years but I personally think that it is well below the belt. Plenty to have a go at United and its players about without resorting to laughing at someone's bowel disease (as funny as bodily functions can be). It smacks of idiocy, along with confirming a lot of media and public opinion about the attitude of some of our fans - particularly in light of the Ramsey incident. |
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Post by mattythestokie on Mar 13, 2014 22:43:21 GMT
Owen Coyle, you look like a twat.
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Post by santy on Mar 13, 2014 22:55:23 GMT
The yam yams sung a very similar song to Marlon king earlier in the season, she said no Marlon, she said no Oooh Marlon she said no I recent fave of mine was to Darren Fletcher against United. He shits in his pants, he sits in his paaants, Darren Fletcher he shits in his pants Don't you think the Darren Fletcher chant is well over the line? It's hardly his fault and its a wildly unpleasant and embarrassing disease. I could try and find some children with ulcerative colitis and you could have a pop and good laugh at them. Sound appealing? Darren Fletcher is a high profile case and I hear he has brought a lot of comfort to suffers and there families and helped to raise awareness of the issue as well as stopping people with the disease - particularly children - feeling alone and embarrassed by their illness. Maybe I'm going soft in my later years but I personally think that it is well below the belt. Plenty to have a go at United and its players about without resorting to laughing at someone's bowel disease (as funny as bodily functions can be). It smacks of idiocy, along with confirming a lot of media and public opinion about the attitude of some of our fans - particularly in light of the Ramsey incident. My first response from his position would be "Would you like me to buy your house and come shag your wife tonight?" or "Would you like me to buy your whole families houses and evict them all?" because when picking up over £50k a week (think Fletcher is actually on closer to somewhere around £80k a week) I'd feel much better equipped to take the piss out of any average fan. |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Mar 13, 2014 22:58:40 GMT
The yam yams sung a very similar song to Marlon king earlier in the season, she said no Marlon, she said no Oooh Marlon she said no I recent fave of mine was to Darren Fletcher against United. He shits in his pants, he sits in his paaants, Darren Fletcher he shits in his pants Don't you think the Darren Fletcher chant is well over the line? It's hardly his fault and its a wildly unpleasant and embarrassing disease. I could try and find some children with ulcerative colitis and you could have a pop and good laugh at them. Sound appealing? Darren Fletcher is a high profile case and I hear he has brought a lot of comfort to suffers and there families and helped to raise awareness of the issue as well as stopping people with the disease - particularly children - feeling alone and embarrassed by their illness. Maybe I'm going soft in my later years but I personally think that it is well below the belt. Plenty to have a go at United and its players about without resorting to laughing at someone's bowel disease (as funny as bodily functions can be). It smacks of idiocy, along with confirming a lot of media and public opinion about the attitude of some of our fans - particularly in light of the Ramsey incident. Below the belt indeed!  |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Mar 13, 2014 23:04:00 GMT
The yam yams sung a very similar song to Marlon king earlier in the season, she said no Marlon, she said no Oooh Marlon she said no I recent fave of mine was to Darren Fletcher against United. He shits in his pants, he sits in his paaants, Darren Fletcher he shits in his pants Don't you think the Darren Fletcher chant is well over the line? It's hardly his fault and its a wildly unpleasant and embarrassing disease. I could try and find some children with ulcerative colitis and you could have a pop and good laugh at them. Sound appealing? Darren Fletcher is a high profile case and I hear he has brought a lot of comfort to suffers and there families and helped to raise awareness of the issue as well as stopping people with the disease - particularly children - feeling alone and embarrassed by their illness. Maybe I'm going soft in my later years but I personally think that it is well below the belt. Plenty to have a go at United and its players about without resorting to laughing at someone's bowel disease (as funny as bodily functions can be). It smacks of idiocy, along with confirming a lot of media and public opinion about the attitude of some of our fans - particularly in light of the Ramsey incident. well I thought it was hilarious. So maybe I'm in the minority by seeing it as humorous banter. However if im in the majority then that's even better cos I won't feel alone with my very very broad sense of humour. |
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Post by jmst4 on Mar 13, 2014 23:30:39 GMT
Don't you think the Darren Fletcher chant is well over the line? It's hardly his fault and its a wildly unpleasant and embarrassing disease. I could try and find some children with ulcerative colitis and you could have a pop and good laugh at them. Sound appealing? Darren Fletcher is a high profile case and I hear he has brought a lot of comfort to suffers and there families and helped to raise awareness of the issue as well as stopping people with the disease - particularly children - feeling alone and embarrassed by their illness. Maybe I'm going soft in my later years but I personally think that it is well below the belt. Plenty to have a go at United and its players about without resorting to laughing at someone's bowel disease (as funny as bodily functions can be). It smacks of idiocy, along with confirming a lot of media and public opinion about the attitude of some of our fans - particularly in light of the Ramsey incident. My first response from his position would be "Would you like me to buy your house and come shag your wife tonight?" or "Would you like me to buy your whole families houses and evict them all?" because when picking up over £50k a week (think Fletcher is actually on closer to somewhere around £80k a week) I'd feel much better equipped to take the piss out of any average fan. Firstly, your use of 'his' is an ambiguous pronoun, but I will try to address your concern as best I can. I fear you may have missed something here. At what point in the narrative is Darren Fletcher taking or wanting to take "the piss out of any average fan"? Why would he want to? Why does his income affect anything and mean its our God give right to mock him about his illness? By your logic I can laugh at any one suffering an illness if they have a few quid in the bank. Can I shout a few racist slurs at some wealthy black players while I'm at it? Make disparaging remarks about the persecuted ancestors of Jewish players on £50k a week? I have heard this argument all too often and its frankly ridiculous and desperately sad. Let me try and get this straight: (Do feel free to pull me up on it as I am trying my best to see your point.) Right, because Darren Fletch can buy my house (out of my hands as I currently rent) I can say what I like to him because he will be comforted solely by the fact he can acquire more real estate than me and at my expense. That's your point? You cretin. |
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Post by jmst4 on Mar 13, 2014 23:33:45 GMT
Don't you think the Darren Fletcher chant is well over the line? It's hardly his fault and its a wildly unpleasant and embarrassing disease. I could try and find some children with ulcerative colitis and you could have a pop and good laugh at them. Sound appealing? Darren Fletcher is a high profile case and I hear he has brought a lot of comfort to suffers and there families and helped to raise awareness of the issue as well as stopping people with the disease - particularly children - feeling alone and embarrassed by their illness. Maybe I'm going soft in my later years but I personally think that it is well below the belt. Plenty to have a go at United and its players about without resorting to laughing at someone's bowel disease (as funny as bodily functions can be). It smacks of idiocy, along with confirming a lot of media and public opinion about the attitude of some of our fans - particularly in light of the Ramsey incident. well I thought it was hilarious. So maybe I'm in the minority by seeing it as humorous banter. However if im in the majority then that's even better cos I won't feel alone with my very very broad sense of humour. Wow, maybe I'm in the minority. I just don't believe someones disease is fair game to laugh at. I genuinely thought we as a society were better than that. Maybe I am a dinosaur. |
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Post by Rose City Potter on Mar 13, 2014 23:57:39 GMT
Shaun Wright Phillips John Terry's your dad to which the away dugout was pissing themselves. This and at the same match; Adebayore....your father washes elephants....your mother is a whore  |
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Post by jmst4 on Mar 14, 2014 0:03:06 GMT
Shaun Wright Phillips John Terry's your dad to which the away dugout was pissing themselves. This and at the same match; Adebayore....your father washes elephants....your mother is a whore Racism now... Not just offensive but completely unoriginal. |
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Post by banburypotter on Mar 14, 2014 0:12:26 GMT
This and at the same match; Adebayore....your father washes elephants....your mother is a whore Racism now... Not just offensive but completely unoriginal. Fucking hell mate, who broke into your house and pissed on your kids? |
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Post by jmst4 on Mar 14, 2014 0:17:58 GMT
Racism now... Not just offensive but completely unoriginal. Fucking hell mate, who broke into your house and pissed on your kids? Darren Fletcher. |
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Post by banburypotter on Mar 14, 2014 0:20:30 GMT
Fucking hell mate, who broke into your house and pissed on your kids? Darren Fletcher. Two faced fuck |
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Post by boskampsflaps on Mar 14, 2014 1:28:51 GMT
The yam yams sung a very similar song to Marlon king earlier in the season, she said no Marlon, she said no Oooh Marlon she said no I recent fave of mine was to Darren Fletcher against United. He shits in his pants, he sits in his paaants, Darren Fletcher he shits in his pants It's hardly his fault and its a wildly unpleasant and embarrassing disease. I could try and find some children with ulcerative colitis and you could have a pop and good laugh at them. Sound appealing? Darren Fletcher is a high profile case and I hear he has brought a lot of comfort to suffers and there families and helped to raise awareness of the issue as well as stopping people with the disease - particularly children - feeling alone and embarrassed by their illness. Maybe I'm going soft in my later years but I personally think that it is well below the belt. Plenty to have a go at United and its players about without resorting to laughing at someone's bowel disease (as funny as bodily functions can be). It smacks of idiocy, along with confirming a lot of media and public opinion about the attitude of some of our fans - particularly in light of the Ramsey incident. No, and it probably wouldn't have been sung if he hadn't been a complete c**t at the time, tbf to him he took it pretty well. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 2:40:57 GMT
There was a documentary about this a few years ago. One of the stand out ones was Chelsea fans singing to Frank Lebouf, he was captain at the time.
The original one was " He's here, He's There, He's every fucking where Frank Lebouf Frank Lebouf".
Then in his programme notes he explained that at the next home match his kids were there, and whilst he appreciates the support, he does not like the use of such bad language.
Chelsea fans response...
" He's here, He's there, we're not allowed to swear, Frank Lebouf, Frank Lebouf"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 7:21:06 GMT
"we can see you holding hands, we can see you holding hands"
To Brighton fans always makes me chuckle
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2014 7:21:37 GMT
well I thought it was hilarious. So maybe I'm in the minority by seeing it as humorous banter. However if im in the majority then that's even better cos I won't feel alone with my very very broad sense of humour. Wow, maybe I'm in the minority. I just don't believe someones disease is fair game to laugh at. I genuinely thought we as a society were better than that. Maybe I am a dinosaur. Bore off |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 14, 2014 7:30:39 GMT
Couple of World cups ago we were in same group as Sweden at the the finals. Sweden players had been promised a cow each if they progressed to knock out stages. England were winning to the chant of "you're not getting any cows"
Also remember Boothen End half chanting "Micky mouse" while the other half chanted "Donald Duck" alternately. Very strange but kept us entertained pre match.
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