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Post by ST1 Stokie on Jan 24, 2014 10:37:29 GMT
Bought our lass a man u bra. She hates it! The support is shite and the tits are out of both cups!
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Post by ST1 Stokie on Jan 24, 2014 10:38:29 GMT
Do you know of any good reliable vans for sale?
Me mate Roy Cropper is after one. His old Tranny died on him the other night..!!
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Post by ST1 Stokie on Jan 24, 2014 10:39:02 GMT
David Moyes has promised fans of Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition next year...even if he has to write the song himself .
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Post by ST1 Stokie on Jan 24, 2014 10:39:23 GMT
I'll get me coat
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Post by greenhoff74 on Jan 24, 2014 10:50:53 GMT
In disgust at their exit from the cup on Wednesday a Manu fan had nailed his season ticket to the door at OT, had a change of heart later and went back for it, some bastard had nicked the nail
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Post by dexter97 on Jan 24, 2014 14:25:38 GMT
Manure have been struggling to get Mata to sign on the dotted line. Something to do with there being no decent pens at the club.
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Post by Jimm on Jan 24, 2014 14:34:24 GMT
Bought our lass a man u bra. She hates it! The support is shite and the tits are out of both cups! She's not a C cup, or a B cup, in fact it's not even A cup this season...
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Post by unknown182 on Jan 24, 2014 14:40:31 GMT
Got my lady a wooden leg for christmas.
It's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 15:32:38 GMT
Hayley's last words to Roy were 'ken Barlow touched my penis'.
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Post by chocolateknees on Jan 24, 2014 16:22:12 GMT
Dung Beatle walks into a bar: "Is this stool taken?"
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 24, 2014 17:32:52 GMT
Martin Atkinson to ref Capital One Cup Final on March 2nd. ......oh hang on a minute it ain't a joke.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 24, 2014 17:48:22 GMT
Because of the Shits decline,Far Eastern airlines could go under.
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Post by lurcherman on Jan 24, 2014 18:27:04 GMT
Little Johnny and his mum go to visit his granny, on arrival little Johnny runs into the living room to see her, after a couple of minutes he comes running out of the living room shouting "Mummy, granny's got a prawn" His mum humours him and says "come show me" They go into the living room and there's granny lying naked on the sofa with her legs wide open. Little Johnny points straight between her legs and shouts again "granny's got a prawn" His mum. really embarrassed, thinks that honesty is the best policy, and says "That's not a prawn Johnny, it's a clitoris" "oh" said Johnny as he looked up to his mum, "Well it tastes like a prawn"
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Jan 24, 2014 18:33:44 GMT
Title of this thread "Friday Joke"
Directly underneath thread "Santa Cruz again"
Oh the irony!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 18:35:39 GMT
Little Johnny and his mum go to visit his granny, on arrival little Johnny runs into the living room to see her, after a couple of minutes he comes running out of the living room shouting "Mummy, granny's got a prawn" His mum humours him and says "come show me" They go into the living room and there's granny lying naked on the sofa with her legs wide open. Little Johnny points straight between her legs and shouts again "granny's got a prawn" His mum. really embarrassed, thinks that honesty is the best policy, and says "That's not a prawn Johnny, it's a clitoris" "oh" said Johnny as he looked up to his mum, "Well it tastes like a prawn" The old un's are best. I'll get me coat.
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Post by burge2u on Jan 24, 2014 19:59:37 GMT
Manchester United used to be the Goliath of English football, ......... and then along came David.
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Post by robstokie on Jan 24, 2014 20:22:57 GMT
Ok heres one.... An australian with a broken arm, an irishman with a broken leg and a scouser with a bad back are sitting in a bar. Along comes god. The three men, all shocked at this and they all offer to buy god a drink. The Aussie buys him a pint of fosters. God finishes the pint of fosters and says to the Aussie "Your broken arm is cured" The Irishman buys him a pint of guinness. Again, god finishes the pint of guinness and says to the Irishman "Your broken leg is cured" The scouser buys him a pint of some horrible substandard cheapo cider but, again, god finishes the drink. But, before he can open his mouth to address the scouser, the scouser runs off, shouting "FUCK OFF!!!!!IM ON DISABILITY BENEFIT!!!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2014 10:29:23 GMT
(rofl)Soke City are signing a striker this transfer window. Well I thought it was funny
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