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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Jan 3, 2014 18:48:06 GMT
G'day guys,
Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls.
He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield.
Hughes has been looking at two right blacks
Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it.
Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast.
Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Jan 3, 2014 18:50:02 GMT
Here we go again:-)
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Post by robwahlmann on Jan 3, 2014 18:50:16 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Strange title and post!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2014 18:52:54 GMT
Wasn't his cafe hard to find? He's now lost it?
Bloody hell ....
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Post by elystokie on Jan 3, 2014 18:54:28 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Strange title and post! (question) More so than normal you think? Looks about the same to me. |
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Post by robwahlmann on Jan 3, 2014 18:56:28 GMT
Strange title and post! More so than normal you think? Looks about the same to me. Sure!  |
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 3, 2014 19:00:38 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Two RIGHT BLACKS? There's no need for that mate. This is a multi racial board you know. Besides, you might now have offended Jon Walters you racist twat.  |
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Post by DansViews on Jan 3, 2014 19:02:40 GMT
Also looking on airfields !
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Post by jezzascfc on Jan 3, 2014 19:32:46 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Two RIGHT BLACKS? There's no need for that mate. This is a multi racial board you know. Besides, you might now have offended Jon Walters you racist twat. Never mind SJW, I hear Adam Lallana has already complained to the FA about this post. |
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Post by kevkj on Jan 3, 2014 19:43:33 GMT
It wasnt a cafe more of a garage,being local icontacted Erasaure for a meet up ,unfortunately the postcode he gave me took me to the Common Road and the only thing there that week was a circus.Gutted about that.
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Post by lwspj on Jan 3, 2014 19:56:36 GMT
Is this the same cafe that had a sideline in repairing lawnmowers?
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Post by pyrus on Jan 3, 2014 20:00:13 GMT
I love the idea of Coates nipping into his local branch of NatWest, checking his balance to make sure he has enough for a Premiership forward and then asking the person behind the window to make out a bankers cheque, just in case.
I'm certainly not ITK, but I am pretty sure this is not the way it happens.
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jan 3, 2014 20:02:42 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Two RIGHT BLACKS? There's no need for that mate. This is a multi racial board you know. Besides, you might now have offended Jon Walters you racist twat. Shirley we have a right black now Shotton is back from Wigan? |
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Post by Clem Fandango on Jan 3, 2014 20:04:57 GMT
I'd still love to get my car washed at Ade Akinibyi's car wash which is next door to the cafe apparently its constantly frequented by footballers.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2014 20:19:19 GMT
I have been too busy to read your post
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Post by burge2u on Jan 3, 2014 21:28:58 GMT
Good grief!
It's only the 3rd of January and already we have the daftest post for the whole of 2014.
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Post by bolders on Jan 3, 2014 21:32:20 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Two RIGHT All BLACKS? There's no need for that mate. This is a multi racial board you know. Besides, you might now have offended Jon Walters you racist twat. Amended for you. They are for the ARSEnil game ;-) |
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Post by The battheader chronicles on Jan 3, 2014 21:34:15 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Right blacks |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 3:06:01 GMT
Dear Mr Bot, I'm very sorry to read that you've lost the cafe. At times like these, I find it helpful to imagine that it was picked up by a pair of identical triplets, who are - at this very minute - stuffing their faces with the jam tarts you had left over, under the counter, from the batch you made in the middle of last week. It is, I find, a great help to know that the sorrow over the loss that you must be feeling, is mirrored by the jammy-mouthed joy of the lucky finders.  (I should note that, by the time this picture was taken, the other two had obviously gone back to make a start on the lemon curd) I am happy to report that the spies we have dispatched to keep an eye on Their Tone can confirm that the great man has indeed taken an interest in airports: www.smarp.com/person/AA042879/Tony-Pulis/AirportsBelow, we see pictured The (Former) Saviour Of Stoke waving off the 07:22 to Banstaple International:  And our operatives also managed to catch him excitedly pointing out the brand spanking new Boeing 797, as it made its way to the runway for the 17:19 flight to Bulgaria:  Though rumours that this flight was piloted by Their Tone's uncle, are - frankly - rubbish. As for the rumoured German signing, possibly known to Robert Huth; I would imagine Angela Merkle is a good contender? Though somewhat lacking in pace and aerial ability it is rumoured she is well-able to use a smartphone and so will be more than capable of filling the long boring days involved in being a footballer, by tweeting about the latest dinner time offerings from Clayton Woods. Here she is pictured alongside one of the rumoured full blacks we are pursuing:  Although I should note that her capture by us is no longer certain, given her reaction to watching Shotts fumble the ball, while trying to take a throw in:  And so, my dear Mr Bot, as well as thanking you for taking the time from your busy, busy schedule to rush in and make this report, the Friends Of The Oatca Ke wish you all best with your college course and hope the pencils stay blunt.  |
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Post by tijuanabrass on Jan 4, 2014 5:47:42 GMT
This post is dripping in gold from its title down to its blue-suede shoes. Whether the unintentional racism, the lewd teutons or Crystal Placace's Manager looking at landing strips, it is a joy to behold. I have to say that my favourite is also Coatsey checking his Balance down at Nat West - occasionally outside at the ATM. This is the stuff that will become Oatcake folklore and will certainly give "Ratboy" a run for its money as post of the day.
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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Jan 4, 2014 9:24:55 GMT
morning folks, thanks for all your kind words about the café, we had a good time over the years and I know a lot of you came out to me over the years, if I had a penny for the number of times a customer said they were from the oatcake over the years eh!
To be honest, the bank I have been running/ working at is more of a food bank, I set it up myself and we have people come in and collecting food, we had Ade Akinbye's son come in recently, his car wash has been a real drain by all accounts, he still sees all the lads and goes the stoke with his mobile car wash, I have a feeling he is popping in at 4 o clock today so if anyone has any questions about trainfares for me to ask him, just post them on here.
Cheers guys
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 9:35:30 GMT
Brilliant stuff with the food bank, just one thing, do you charge for the food?
I don't need any info on train fares at the moment and thanks for your help when I came out in your cafe , cheers.
Keep us updated please
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Post by bathstoke on Jan 4, 2014 9:37:18 GMT
Bot, I hope your college course is on sandwich making/kitchen hygiene. Pity you didn't complete it sooner & you may have kept the cafe. Keep keeping us posted...
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Post by ohbottom on Jan 4, 2014 9:46:40 GMT
Two RIGHT BLACKS? There's no need for that mate. This is a multi racial board you know. Besides, you might now have offended Jon Walters you racist twat. Never mind SJW, I hear Adam Lallana has already complained to the FA about this post. Just wait til Sol Campbell hears about this - then the smelly brown stuff will really hit the whirly thing. |
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Post by stokiesteve82 on Jan 5, 2014 12:47:22 GMT
Do you still have your garage business as I need my mower servicing !
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Post by lancer on Jan 5, 2014 14:11:28 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Hughes has been looking at two right blacks These two right blacks, what position do they play in? |
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Post by chr15 on Jan 5, 2014 14:34:55 GMT
G'day guys, Just posting what I know from my contacts, im here in STafford and been told that Hughes is after a German Born player, possibly someone known to Huth. I haven't heard this info directly from anyone I know, what i have, i did catch last week, the man who in question has since failed to return any of my calls. He did tell me that Pulis has been looking at some of our players, he has been looking directly at crouch but also further airfield. Hughes has been looking at two right blacks Ive lost my café since I last posted, I had some great years there and made some great contacts, once was a guy who works in a bank. He reckons that Coates has been in regularly checking his balance, he does this sometimes outside the bank and sometimes inside it. Anyway, apparently coates is ready to spend in Jan and has had several cheques printed as bankers checks so as we can move fast. Its hard to say when i will be available again for questions, im doing a college course and just trying to keep busy so i am busy Hughes has been looking at two right blacks These two right blacks, what position do they play in? The right blacks and German porn stars should make for an interesting football team!! |
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