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Post by dutchstokie on Dec 26, 2013 10:58:46 GMT
????
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 11:01:43 GMT
I havent this year virtue of the fact that my parents resisted the temptation to buy me any items of clothing!
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Post by jonah77 on Dec 26, 2013 12:05:15 GMT
I've had some longjohns which,on the surface seem pretty shit but I do work outside so they will be useful,just not very christmasy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 12:35:42 GMT
Spurs Fans...They got Tim Sherwood....Till end of NEXT season....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 0:56:54 GMT
We all got a Martin Atkinson  |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Dec 27, 2013 1:09:24 GMT
We all got a Martin Atkinson Has anybody kept the receipt for this Atkinson so we can take it back. Please say somebody has for feck's shake.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 12:03:25 GMT
My ladyfriend bought "me" a gimp-suit and a strapon. No lube!
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Post by mermaidsal on Dec 27, 2013 13:30:33 GMT
Dammit that same pair of stilettos again..  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 14:26:18 GMT
We all got a Martin Atkinson Has anybody kept the receipt for this Atkinson so we can take it back. Please say somebody has for feck's shake. We could just burn these Atkinson's  |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Dec 27, 2013 16:03:44 GMT
A small jar of Horseradish.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 17:53:59 GMT
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Dec 27, 2013 18:01:35 GMT
Mine's smaller than that Bish.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 27, 2013 18:06:57 GMT
My ladyfriend bought "me" a gimp-suit and a strapon. No lube! No lube? Bloody thoughtless that is. |
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Post by NassauDave on Dec 29, 2013 11:57:06 GMT
My ladyfriend bought "me" a gimp-suit and a strapon. No lube! Okie has a jar of substitute lube for you mate. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 12:46:26 GMT
Me. Nothing. Plus my Christmas dinner was a Subway at 10pm on my own. Although it was a footlong (half meatball, half tuna), it completely failed in the festive department.
So after that, to cheer myself up I decided to ring my old mate up who lives in the UK and whom i'd not spoken to in seven years.
Me: "Ayup mate it's me! **************. Merry Xmas!"
Mate: "Oh hi, OK **************, look mate, now's not really a good time..."
Me: "But it's been seven years..."
Mate: "Not a good time mate"
Me: "Bye then"
Beat that!
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Post by Meggsy on Dec 30, 2013 13:52:37 GMT
Me. Nothing. Plus my Christmas dinner was a Subway at 10pm on my own. Although it was a footlong (half meatball, half tuna), it completely failed in the festive department. So after that, to cheer myself up I decided to ring my old mate up who lives in the UK and whom i'd not spoken to in seven years. Me: "Ayup mate it's me! **************. Merry Xmas!" Mate: "Oh hi, OK **************, look mate, now's not really a good time..." Me: "But it's been seven years..." Mate: "Not a good time mate" Me: "Bye then" Beat that! What subway was open on Christmas Day? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 14:31:06 GMT
Koh Samui.
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Dec 30, 2013 14:41:57 GMT
My ladyfriend bought "me" a gimp-suit and a strapon. No lube! Okie has a jar of substitute lube for you mate.  |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Dec 30, 2013 14:43:48 GMT
Mine's smaller than that Bish.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 15:04:15 GMT
Mine's smaller than that Bish. Okie, is Bish actually suggesting that his Christmas was ruined because he didn't have any horseradish with his Christmas Dinner? Or am I barking up the wrong tree (again)? |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Dec 30, 2013 15:59:07 GMT
I don't even like Horseradish. Okie, is Bish actually suggesting that his Christmas was ruined because he didn't have any horseradish with his Christmas Dinner? Or am I barking up the wrong tree (again)? It's the wrong time for this **************, Some other time. .........................................................................................Up tree barking **************, Simply given a small jar of horseradish for Chrimbo. And Bish as kindly put it in picture form for me...........................And I think I have a chance of taking the title at the moment. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 16:01:31 GMT
I don't even like Horseradish. Okie, is Bish actually suggesting that his Christmas was ruined because he didn't have any horseradish with his Christmas Dinner? Or am I barking up the wrong tree (again)? Indeed you are ....it was Okie that was lamenting the size of jar he got as a present ......I haven't actually mentioned horseradish myself or lack of it ?  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 16:10:12 GMT
Okie, is Bish actually suggesting that his Christmas was ruined because he didn't have any horseradish with his Christmas Dinner? Or am I barking up the wrong tree (again)? Indeed you are ....it was Okie that was lamenting the size of jar he got as a present ......I haven't actually mentioned horseradish myself or lack of it ? Merry Xmas Bish |
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Post by pretzel on Dec 30, 2013 16:41:52 GMT
 Do I win? And as it was off someone who posts on here, can I take this opportunity to say thanks for nowt Steve you knob |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 17:47:58 GMT
Indeed you are ....it was Okie that was lamenting the size of jar he got as a present ......I haven't actually mentioned horseradish myself or lack of it ? Merry Xmas Bish And a Happy New Year to you ************** |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 3:24:48 GMT
Okie, is Bish actually suggesting that his Christmas was ruined because he didn't have any horseradish with his Christmas Dinner? Or am I barking up the wrong tree (again)? It's the wrong time for this **************, Some other time. .........................................................................................Up tree barking **************, Simply given a small jar of horseradish for Chrimbo. And Bish as kindly put it in picture form for me...........................And I think I have a chance of taking the title at the moment. Twat.  |
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Post by stokebloke on Dec 31, 2013 6:53:39 GMT
I got a ps4...fucking wank!!
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