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Post by mozzer on Dec 4, 2013 12:47:20 GMT
Just had a text from a mate and 75 Cardiff fans came over yesterday and spent the night partying in Hanley ...loads of trouble around town last night, they are all now kicking off in weatherspoons smashing windows and fighting anyone who wants it.
All complete bollocks but I have not seen a stupid post like this for a couple of seasons now so lets have one.....any one else got an imaginary text regarding Cardiff bullshit, feel free to share
Dare say I will here the Chinese whispers tonight regarding this headline from the usual suspects.
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Post by werrington on Dec 4, 2013 12:49:25 GMT
That's bollocks Mozz
They are in Burslem and have trashed the town centre causing £3m worth of improvements
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Post by stokeramblers on Dec 4, 2013 12:51:25 GMT
I heard a mob of about 50 Cardiff fans have gone on a rampage through Baaaaarlaston.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2013 12:55:08 GMT
i heard that a few hundred Cardiff fans had come down for the game, not caused any damage and spent money in local pubs and hostelries bringing more to the local economy than most of the dole scrounging chavs who live here spending all their money on weed, glue and cheap eastern european hookers!  |
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Post by werrington on Dec 4, 2013 12:58:05 GMT
i heard that a few hundred Cardiff fans had come down for the game, not caused any damage and spent money in local pubs and hostelries bringing more to the local economy than most of the dole scrounging chavs who live here spending all their money on weed, glue and cheap eastern european hookers! Those cheap European hookers represent good value for money |
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Post by stokeramblers on Dec 4, 2013 12:59:01 GMT
i heard that a few hundred Cardiff fans had come down for the game, not caused any damage and spent money in local pubs and hostelries bringing more to the local economy than most of the dole scrounging chavs who live here spending all their money on weed, glue and cheap eastern european hookers! Where can I find the Eastern European hookers? PM me |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2013 13:05:17 GMT
i heard that a few hundred Cardiff fans had come down for the game, not caused any damage and spent money in local pubs and hostelries bringing more to the local economy than most of the dole scrounging chavs who live here spending all their money on weed, glue and cheap eastern european hookers! Those cheap European hookers represent good value for money but the weed and glue are overpriced you mean? |
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Post by mozzer on Dec 4, 2013 13:33:59 GMT
That's bollocks Mozz They are in Burslem and have trashed the town centre causing £3m worth of improvements The good old days eh mate, you couldn't play a team with loony tune fans without the famous rumor mill going into overload....used to love them little snippets of stories about town on a Friday and kicking off up Hanley weatherspoons....it was always weathersopoons. |
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 4, 2013 13:51:41 GMT
That's bollocks Mozz They are in Burslem and have trashed the town centre causing £3m worth of improvements The good old days eh mate, you couldn't play a team with loony tune fans without the famous rumor mill going into overload....used to love them little snippets of stories about town on a Friday and kicking off up Hanley weatherspoons....it was always weathersopoons. Yeah, remember the reports that Newcastle fans were kicking off all over town, even stabbing teenage girls before our league cup against them in 95? BM |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Dec 4, 2013 13:55:13 GMT
The good old days eh mate, you couldn't play a team with loony tune fans without the famous rumor mill going into overload....used to love them little snippets of stories about town on a Friday and kicking off up Hanley weatherspoons....it was always weathersopoons. Yeah, remember the reports that Newcastle fans were kicking off all over town, even stabbing teenage girls before our league cup against them in 95? BM Yep, that story certainly spread like wildfire (although we heard punched not stabbed!) Mind you it got a bit tasty afterwards as I recall. |
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Post by bristolpotter on Dec 4, 2013 19:51:48 GMT
All joking aside a couple of coachloads of them in Newcastle at the Borough Arms. Be plenty of these scaremongering stories flying around on the eve of 'the shit' game in a couple of weeks, might start one up that a coachload of Mancs have smashed up a nursery and set fire to an rspca shelter in Stoke just to get us chomping at the bit at them scumbags ha.
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Post by nott1 on Dec 4, 2013 20:41:10 GMT
I heard they went up to the Pennines looking for sheep!
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Post by kevan45 on Dec 4, 2013 21:49:52 GMT
I heard they went up to the Pennines looking for sheep! Please, times have moved on. They were actually looking for wallabies up The Roaches |
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Post by ihateronaldo on Dec 4, 2013 22:06:56 GMT
20 of them have just left Leek. Last seen wandering in fields near the the Three Horseshoes up Blacksher. The sheep didn't look too worried but that may come later they've taken it aaarrrdd.......
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Post by ihateronaldo on Dec 4, 2013 22:08:52 GMT
Brings a new meaning to the phrase "sheep dip"
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Post by paulinespens on Dec 4, 2013 22:17:51 GMT
If any of them are as bad at aiming as our bunch of spoon foots,then alot of sheep have got very sore yet sticky trotters.
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Post by paulinespens on Dec 4, 2013 22:20:30 GMT
That's bollocks Mozz They are in Burslem and have trashed the town centre causing £3m worth of improvements The good old days eh mate, you couldn't play a team with loony tune fans without the famous rumor mill going into overload....used to love them little snippets of stories about town on a Friday and kicking off up Hanley weatherspoons....it was always weathersopoons. mozzer, i love your avatar,it reminds me of my double hernia a few years back.  |
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Post by ihateronaldo on Dec 4, 2013 22:22:25 GMT
At least a shot on target?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2013 22:40:41 GMT
All joking aside a couple of coachloads of them in Newcastle at the Borough Arms. Be plenty of these scaremongering stories flying around on the eve of 'the shit' game in a couple of weeks, might start one up that a coachload of Mancs have smashed up a nursery and set fire to an rspca shelter in Stoke just to get us chomping at the bit at them scumbags ha. That's all them Manc tossers are capable of mate. Can't wait |
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Post by meirman61 on Dec 4, 2013 23:05:25 GMT
Pity the Waggon and Horses is no longer with us as they could have called in and sampled some Meir hospitality, like so many fans of yesteryear oh happy days  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2013 23:26:38 GMT
They only came to pay their respects at the site where Aaron Ramsey died
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Post by stokiesteve on Dec 4, 2013 23:28:09 GMT
So who the hell were playing stoke then?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2013 3:02:31 GMT
Kicked right off in the lounge at the glebe.
Fisticuffs and then all hell broke loose.
One Stokie at the end of the bar and a few Cardiff lads and they were trading pint pots at each other.
That stoke lad was fucking mental, dodging pint pots and then eating shards of smashed flying glass with his mouth full of blood.
Mobs you though that lad was well pissed, not that he needed a pint mind to start a good punch up.
The best I've heard was saved until outside when that lad who was in the glebe having the time of his life Baganda to illucinate and after seeing hundreds of Cardiff lads running towards him completely lost his bearings, tripped over temporary guardings protecting a manhole and promptly fell down in it.
Fucking nuts that lad was, but the best of all he loved every second of it.
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Post by mozzer on Dec 5, 2013 8:49:19 GMT
Kicked right off in the lounge at the glebe. Fisticuffs and then all hell broke loose. One Stokie at the end of the bar and a few Cardiff lads and they were trading pint pots at each other. That stoke lad was fucking mental, dodging pint pots and then eating shards of smashed flying glass with his mouth full of blood. Mobs you though that lad was well pissed, not that he needed a pint mind to start a good punch up. The best I've heard was saved until outside when that lad who was in the glebe having the time of his life Baganda to illucinate and after seeing hundreds of Cardiff lads running towards him completely lost his bearings, tripped over temporary guardings protecting a manhole and promptly fell down in it. Fucking nuts that lad was, but the best of all he loved every second of it. Fuck me Taz how wild is your imagination.........smiley winkey thing goes here, any comments you would like to add to this wezza LOL |
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Post by digger on Dec 5, 2013 9:00:30 GMT
Kicked right off in the lounge at the glebe. Fisticuffs and then all hell broke loose. One Stokie at the end of the bar and a few Cardiff lads and they were trading pint pots at each other. That stoke lad was fucking mental, dodging pint pots and then eating shards of smashed flying glass with his mouth full of blood. Mobs you though that lad was well pissed, not that he needed a pint mind to start a good punch up. The best I've heard was saved until outside when that lad who was in the glebe having the time of his life Baganda to illucinate and after seeing hundreds of Cardiff lads running towards him completely lost his bearings, tripped over temporary guardings protecting a manhole and promptly fell down in it. Fucking nuts that lad was, but the best of all he loved every second of it. Fuck me Taz how wild is your imagination.........smiley winkey thing goes here, any comments you would like to add to this wezza LOL legacy or agenda.That should cover it  |
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Post by werrington on Dec 5, 2013 9:21:57 GMT
Fuck me Taz how wild is your imagination.........smiley winkey thing goes here, any comments you would like to add to this wezza LOL legacy or agenda.That should cover it The legacy was I got sick of bailing you three fuckers out when the going got tough ( smiley ) |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2013 9:47:58 GMT
Then there was that mouthy vale cunt who thought it was safe to shout the odds when next to a policeman until the piece of shit got his nose spread.
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