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Post by Olgrligm on Nov 5, 2013 14:07:46 GMT
Salif Diao, every time I watched him play I was convinced that him & his agent were con artists, and that he'd be more at home with the Stone Dominoes U12's, every pass was a complete disaster, he was slower than tectonic movement, and his mistiming of tackles on the edge of his own penalty area was so incredibly cringeworthy it crossed the line into hilarious. Not just the worst player I've seen in a Stoke shirt, simply the most diabolical footballer I've ever seen in my life, he had absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever, to this day the name sends shivers down my spine in case he shows up at the Britannia for another "Ambassadorial role". I'd take Salif of three years ago back over some of our current midfielders in a flash, regardless of his extended summer holidays.
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Post by Meggsy on Nov 5, 2013 14:09:52 GMT
Shola Ameobi , away at Shef Weds - pure shit that day
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 14:13:16 GMT
Salif Diao, every time I watched him play I was convinced that him & his agent were con artists, and that he'd be more at home with the Stone Dominoes U12's, every pass was a complete disaster, he was slower than tectonic movement, and his mistiming of tackles on the edge of his own penalty area was so incredibly cringeworthy it crossed the line into hilarious. Not just the worst player I've seen in a Stoke shirt, simply the most diabolical footballer I've ever seen in my life, he had absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever, to this day the name sends shivers down my spine in case he shows up at the Britannia for another "Ambassadorial role". If you've not seen a worse footballer than Diao in your time supporting Stoke, you've been lucky. There are loads, much, much worse. Millions. Literally.
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Post by stokemachine on Nov 5, 2013 17:26:14 GMT
Jon Walters for me. I know that if I was at the same level of fitness and training everyday I would be better than him, without doubt.
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Post by ParaPsych on Nov 5, 2013 18:28:38 GMT
Salif is an astonishing call. He was actually pretty darn good when he first joined on loan in the Championship.
Stephen Woods.
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Post by Pugsley on Nov 5, 2013 18:51:43 GMT
If none of us couldn't play better than Glenn Whelan did first half on Saturday then I'd be disappointed. He was utter utter dog shit.
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Post by onionman on Nov 5, 2013 20:26:02 GMT
Same here I think, I was still playing the odd game in the Crewe & District league until last season, and there were better players there than little ant I play that league when I've not fucked me groin. Who were you playing for ?? For me the one player I seriously thought I could do better than was... Martin Carruthers (finishing wise) COULDN'T FINISH his fucking dinner that lad. I remember one game, the opposition goalie was down and Carruthers had an empty net with the ball at his feet, and no opposing players within about ten yards of him. You could see the fear in his eyes that he might be about to make the greatest miss in the history of professional football, a miss that would make Gary Brooke wince and Keith Scott wake up in a cold sweat. He nervously dribbled the ball right up to the goal-line, the dead centre of the goal to make sure he didn't accidentally run into the post, and toed it over the line, then breathed a giant sigh of relief like a bloke who's just fired a blank at his own head in a game of Russian roulette.
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Post by cooperman45 on Nov 5, 2013 20:57:18 GMT
I remember Justin Whittle going face to face with Alan(hard man)Shearer. The England striker backed down when he saw no fear in Whittle's eyes.
I could do better than him........ Gordon Marshall.Say no more.
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