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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 6:47:27 GMT
I think its the appointment where they scratch you off their books, after bodging up your kidney stone OP and damaging your prostate, due to ramming half the theatres medical equipment up your jap eye. But 1 - why does he insist on ramming his finger up my bum every time I see them? 2 - why does he have to lean over my shoulder and blow lightly into my ear while he does it? 3 - why do I feel the urge to rub my nipple when he does this? Nhs ......  |
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Post by Orbs on Oct 16, 2013 6:52:47 GMT
Facetime?
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Post by countofmontecristo on Oct 16, 2013 6:54:16 GMT
I think its the appointment where they scratch you off their books, after bodging up your kidney stone OP and damaging your prostate, due to ramming half the theatres medical equipment up your jap eye. But 1 - why does he insist on ramming his finger up my bum every time I see them? 2 - why does he have to lean over my shoulder and blow lightly into my ear while he does it? 3 - why do I feel the urge to rub my nipple when he does this? Nhs ...... Ahh......... so that's you in your avatar Minnie! |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Oct 16, 2013 8:44:24 GMT
The answer to your question depends on whether you push back against his finger.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 16, 2013 8:55:09 GMT
Ah urology.... the department that lets a catalogue of poor communication, fuck ups and shit Greek butchers, sorry surgeons, turn a simple day case lump removal and vasectomy into a month off work and a further op after your ball sack swells to the size of a space hopper then explodes causing a shit load of pain and ruining the carpet!!!
I know most of the NHS staff are hard working and amazing but there are a tiny number of useless fecks and the admin set up is atrocious.
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Post by redsaturday on Oct 16, 2013 9:17:43 GMT
Ah urology.... the department that lets a catalogue of poor communication, fuck ups and shit Greek butchers, sorry surgeons, turn a simple day case lump removal and vasectomy into a month off work and a further op after your ball sack swells to the size of a space hopper then explodes causing a shit load of pain and ruining the carpet!!! I know most of the NHS staff are hard working and amazing but there are a tiny number of useless fecks and the admin set up is atrocious. Cheers was considering having the snip |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 9:28:45 GMT
I've heard urethra endoscopy is a real eye opener?
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Oct 16, 2013 9:44:11 GMT
Ah urology.... the department that lets a catalogue of poor communication, fuck ups and shit Greek butchers, sorry surgeons, turn a simple day case lump removal and vasectomy into a month off work and a further op after your ball sack swells to the size of a space hopper then explodes causing a shit load of pain and ruining the carpet!!! I know most of the NHS staff are hard working and amazing but there are a tiny number of useless fecks and the admin set up is atrocious. Cheers was considering having the snip Ha ha, sorry  It wasnt the snip that was the problem, that was the one thing he did do right. |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Oct 16, 2013 11:19:54 GMT
Ah urology.... the department that lets a catalogue of poor communication, fuck ups and shit Greek butchers, sorry surgeons, turn a simple day case lump removal and vasectomy into a month off work and a further op after your ball sack swells to the size of a space hopper then explodes causing a shit load of pain and ruining the carpet!!! I know most of the NHS staff are hard working and amazing but there are a tiny number of useless fecks and the admin set up is atrocious. Cheers was considering having the snip The Indian doctor at Blythe Bridge did mine, and as far as these things go, it went as well as I could have hoped. Seeing that you're now a plumbing expert, why don't you have a go at doing it yourself? All you need is a good pen-knife, a mirror, a needle and some thread. By the time you've mastered the first one, you'll have the other one done up in a jiffy. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 11:56:47 GMT
Ah urology.... the department that lets a catalogue of poor communication, fuck ups and shit Greek butchers, sorry surgeons, turn a simple day case lump removal and vasectomy into a month off work and a further op after your ball sack swells to the size of a space hopper then explodes causing a shit load of pain and ruining the carpet!!! I know most of the NHS staff are hard working and amazing but there are a tiny number of useless fecks and the admin set up is atrocious. Personally speaking.....you are spot on there My consultant is a genuine really nice guy, but it's obvious that he's having to juggle his honesty with nhs protocol bullshit.  Staff haven't a clue and don't seem to want a clue either Shambles from start to finish I stood my ground today and got what I should have got months ago |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Oct 16, 2013 12:22:17 GMT
Ah urology.... the department that lets a catalogue of poor communication, fuck ups and shit Greek butchers, sorry surgeons, turn a simple day case lump removal and vasectomy into a month off work and a further op after your ball sack swells to the size of a space hopper then explodes causing a shit load of pain and ruining the carpet!!! I know most of the NHS staff are hard working and amazing but there are a tiny number of useless fecks and the admin set up is atrocious. I stood my ground today and got what I should have got months ago A reach around? |
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Post by cartman123 on Oct 16, 2013 12:29:01 GMT
I had a nice nurse rub my balls with one of those ultrasound machines. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 15:44:17 GMT
I had a nice nurse rub my balls with one of those ultrasound machines. I had a young nurse put her hand down my pants....she said she was checking for my pulse I just sniggered Then groaned Then I felt dirty |
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Post by harryburrows on Oct 16, 2013 17:39:22 GMT
I think its the appointment where they scratch you off their books, after bodging up your kidney stone OP and damaging your prostate, due to ramming half the theatres medical equipment up your jap eye. But 1 - why does he insist on ramming his finger up my bum every time I see them? 2 - why does he have to lean over my shoulder and blow lightly into my ear while he does it? 3 - why do I feel the urge to rub my nipple when he does this? Nhs ...... I thought that treatment was only available with BUPA |
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Post by redsaturday on Oct 16, 2013 17:58:21 GMT
Cheers was considering having the snip The Indian doctor at Blythe Bridge did mine, and as far as these things go, it went as well as I could have hoped. Seeing that you're now a plumbing expert, why don't you have a go at doing it yourself? All you need is a good pen-knife, a mirror, a needle and some thread. By the time you've mastered the first one, you'll have the other one done up in a jiffy. No need it's free on nhs so don't mind someone else doing it. But what was the whole experience like I'm scared to be honest |
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Post by harryburrows on Oct 16, 2013 18:12:10 GMT
I think its the appointment where they scratch you off their books, after bodging up your kidney stone OP and damaging your prostate, due to ramming half the theatres medical equipment up your jap eye. But 1 - why does he insist on ramming his finger up my bum every time I see them? 2 - why does he have to lean over my shoulder and blow lightly into my ear while he does it? 3 - why do I feel the urge to rub my nipple when he does this? Nhs ...... I had a similar painful anal examination Minnie , I said to my proctologist could you take off your ring its hurting , it's not my ring its my watch he said Olden but golden I'm here all week |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 18:39:22 GMT
I think its the appointment where they scratch you off their books, after bodging up your kidney stone OP and damaging your prostate, due to ramming half the theatres medical equipment up your jap eye. But 1 - why does he insist on ramming his finger up my bum every time I see them? 2 - why does he have to lean over my shoulder and blow lightly into my ear while he does it? 3 - why do I feel the urge to rub my nipple when he does this? Nhs ...... I had a similar painful anal examination Minnie , I said to my proctologist could you take off your ring its hurting , it's not my ring its my watch he said Olden but golden I'm here all week Just when I thought you'd ran out of old'ns  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 18:51:43 GMT
I had a similar painful anal examination Minnie , I said to my proctologist could you take off your ring its hurting , it's not my ring its my watch he said Olden but golden I'm here all week Just when I thought you'd ran out of old'ns There's always one left lurking about somewhere ..... |
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Post by harryburrows on Oct 16, 2013 19:12:00 GMT
I had a similar painful anal examination Minnie , I said to my proctologist could you take off your ring its hurting , it's not my ring its my watch he said Olden but golden I'm here all week Just when I thought you'd ran out of old'ns It's as old as the hills Minnie , like your history of my arsehole , volume 12 Ya f---kin hypochondriac  |
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Post by harrysburrow on Oct 16, 2013 19:12:42 GMT
Dr Dent (Stoke doctor) did my snip. It was nice to put the family jewels in the hands of an expert! Had the "examination" also, after a bout of prostatitis - not nice.
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Oct 16, 2013 20:10:14 GMT
The Indian doctor at Blythe Bridge did mine, and as far as these things go, it went as well as I could have hoped. Seeing that you're now a plumbing expert, why don't you have a go at doing it yourself? All you need is a good pen-knife, a mirror, a needle and some thread. By the time you've mastered the first one, you'll have the other one done up in a jiffy. No need it's free on nhs so don't mind someone else doing it. But what was the whole experience like I'm scared to be honest The embarrassment was the worst part of it, there was a little pain from the injections but it was not as bad as having an injection in the mouth. During the operation, there was an unpleasant tugging sensation I got in my belly which is apparently normal, and that was it. I was a bit sore for a few days but overall, it was no big deal. The funniest thing for me was was walking out (whilst as high as a kite on something he gave me) and laughing at the the poor bugger that was going in after me. |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Oct 16, 2013 20:11:36 GMT
Dr Dent (Stoke doctor) did my snip. It was nice to put the family jewels in the hands of an expert! Had the "examination" also, after a bout of prostatitis - not nice. My doctor left my arse alone. I guess you're more of a looker than me. |
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Post by harrysburrow on Oct 16, 2013 20:13:03 GMT
Dr Dent (Stoke doctor) did my snip. It was nice to put the family jewels in the hands of an expert! Had the "examination" also, after a bout of prostatitis - not nice. My doctor left my arse alone. I guess you're more of a looker than me. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 10:40:48 GMT
Just when I thought you'd ran out of old'ns It's as old as the hills Minnie , like your history of my arsehole , volume 12 Ya f---kin hypochondriac You don't know the half of eet |
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