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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Aug 21, 2013 13:49:09 GMT
Hi guys,
I know a lot don't believe my rubbish but what ive just seen, Ive have no idea.
As you know, my café is a business in Stafford, out of the way so its hard to get to.
There are 3 players in there in there with their straps on. One is Man Utd, One is Blackpool and one is foreign.
All the players are meeting with representatives from Stoke City - they are discussing finance and looking at youtube videos.
I did ask the guys in the suits but they said they were lawnmower salesmen, this sounds dodgy to me.
If anyone can get down and take a pic, I can prove you right.
At this stage, none of the players are black.
will keep you posted when I get there
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Post by thebet365 on Aug 21, 2013 13:50:47 GMT
This is the sort of ITK I love on this board  |
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Post by elystokie on Aug 21, 2013 13:51:02 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 13:53:04 GMT
"At this stage none of the players are black" quality are we expecting some of them to gradually darken as the day goes on? keep it up erasurebot!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 13:53:18 GMT
Fucks sake, why do I waste my time reading the oatcake these days.
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Post by kerouac on Aug 21, 2013 13:53:45 GMT
Are you expecting them to start ordering jerk chicken and ordering it in patois or do you think they ll stay white for the forseeable future?
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Post by nodders on Aug 21, 2013 13:53:58 GMT
This suggests they might turn black later on ?
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Damn, mickmills beat me to the punchline !
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 13:54:21 GMT
Fucks sake, why do I waste my time reading the oatcake these days. waste your time??? erasurebot's cafe/garage is one of the best things on this board! how very dare you! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 13:54:27 GMT
"At this stage none of the players are black" quality are we expecting some of them to gradually darken as the day goes on? keep it up erasurebot!! You beat me to it  |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Aug 21, 2013 13:54:34 GMT
"At this stage, none of the players are black." Please let us know immediately if any of the players change colour - then dial 999 and ask for an ambulance. |
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Post by hollybush on Aug 21, 2013 13:55:11 GMT
Let us all bow down in the face of such genius.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 13:55:31 GMT
"At this stage, none of the players are black." Please let us know immediately if any of the players change colour - then dial 999 and ask for an ambulance. unless it SJW and no-one has a bleedin clue either way |
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Post by sufolkstokie on Aug 21, 2013 13:57:31 GMT
There are 3 players in there in there with their straps on........ looking at youtube videos.
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Post by hollybush on Aug 21, 2013 13:58:07 GMT
For christ's sake don't leave us in the dark. What are these straps all the players have got on? Are they a new training aid, or are they like the harness I used to wear as a child to stop me running away?
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Post by roylandstoke on Aug 21, 2013 14:08:20 GMT
What's so dodgy about selling lawnmowers?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 14:13:45 GMT
There are 3 players in there in there with their straps on........ looking at youtube videos. well if we want to know what players they are maybe i should google "Straps on youtube video" and see what comes up? |
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Post by hollybush on Aug 21, 2013 14:14:51 GMT
As your cafe is so hard to get to, could you please give us directions and I'm sure somebody will be down there like a shot to take some photos of these players (before they turn black) and lawnmower salesmen.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 14:15:18 GMT
What's so dodgy about selling lawnmowers? They were Lyfmo's........... |
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Post by scfc75 on Aug 21, 2013 14:16:28 GMT
I'm going to take a punt that one is Roy Wegerle, and the lawn mowers are Qualcast.
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Post by nott1 on Aug 21, 2013 14:18:32 GMT
Is yours a bondage cafe of some sort?
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Post by darksideofthemoon on Aug 21, 2013 14:18:49 GMT
Fucks sake, why do I waste my time reading the oatcake these days. waste your time??? erasurebot's cafe/garage is one of the best things on this board! how very dare you! One of the very best ITK'ers on this site  If there's any cloak & dagger stuff going on, it'll be happening at the cafe or garage. I still remember the time one bloke took him out the back of the garage and gave him one............a tip on a transfer target, that is Keep it up, pal  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 14:18:52 GMT
As your cafe is so hard to get to, could you please give us directions and I'm sure somebody will be down there like a shot to take some photos of these players (before they turn black) and lawnmower salesmen. i think it's just behind his garage he owns as well....apparently he can't tell anyone where they are so god knows how he's still open as it's only ever frequented by footballers and agents during the transfer windows seemingly |
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Post by turbosystems on Aug 21, 2013 14:19:39 GMT
What's so dodgy about selling lawnmowers? if they are in the back of a newish transit and the fella sellin them sounds like brad pitt when he played mickey then the chances are they are 3 wheeler lawnmowers suitable for mowing astroturf |
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Aug 21, 2013 14:23:35 GMT
Hi guys, I know a lot don't believe my rubbish but what ive just seen, Ive have no idea. As you know, my café is a business in Stafford, out of the way so its hard to get to. There are 3 players in there in there with their straps on. One is Man Utd, One is Blackpool and one is foreign. All the players are meeting with representatives from Stoke City - they are discussing finance and looking at youtube videos. I did ask the guys in the suits but they said they were lawnmower salesmen, this sounds dodgy to me. If anyone can get down and take a pic, I can prove you right. At this stage, none of the players are black. will keep you posted when I get there Outstanding...keep up the good work !! |
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Post by hollybush on Aug 21, 2013 14:24:33 GMT
is this your cafe?  |
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Post by Pugsley on Aug 21, 2013 14:25:13 GMT
There are 3 players in there in there with their straps on........ looking at youtube videos. well if we want to know what players they are maybe i should google "Straps on youtube video" and see what comes up? Sounds like Denise is there with her massive dong... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 14:25:26 GMT
You are my favourite
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Post by jezzascfc on Aug 21, 2013 14:26:15 GMT
I just worry about the straps - have they been sedated? Is there a nurse with them?
At least it was straps on, not strap ons!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 14:26:50 GMT
is this your cafe?  nope, can't be....you'll notice how the words on the window are spelt correctly |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 14:29:04 GMT
Hi guys, I know a lot don't believe my rubbish but what ive just seen, Ive have no idea. As you know, my café is a business in Stafford, out of the way so its hard to get to. There are 3 players in there in there with their straps on. One is Man Utd, One is Blackpool and one is foreign. All the players are meeting with representatives from Stoke City - they are discussing finance and looking at youtube videos. I did ask the guys in the suits but they said they were lawnmower salesmen, this sounds dodgy to me. If anyone can get down and take a pic, I can prove you right. At this stage, none of the players are black. will keep you posted when I get there you my friend are a fucking legend  |
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