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Post by wozzerthepotter on Jul 3, 2013 10:21:45 GMT
Those of us of advancing years at some stage in our lives have all been asked to take over a job from somone who has either Died, Been sacked, Gone on long term sick or who has just simply walked out.
The first month is usually a blur trying to do the really important things and in MH's case this will have been trying to ensure he kept 2 of the clubs best players (Nzoni & Begovic) and showing the boss you meant what he said in the interview by signing good value young overseas players preferably defenders.
The 2nd month when things are starting to run a little more smoothly you start to go through the drawers in desk and you get to that dreaded bottom drawer, what do you think MH is going to find in TP's bottom drawer?
A couple of the things I think he might find are:-
The final chapter of "The Secret Footballer" where all the people in the book are named that Dave Kitson gave TP to proof read just before he mysteriously ended up training with the youth team.
The letter asking for a payrise that Steve Nzonzi gave TP at Xmas to give to Mr Coates when TP said he was going up to see him later and it would save Steve's valuable energy
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Post by stokeymad on Jul 3, 2013 11:12:33 GMT
Sjw's balls  A spare cap Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S34 from the year 2671 via a terminator called Bob. Using proboards of course. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 12:00:33 GMT
TP's 'Me and Mama' photo album
A whole load of love letters addressed to Cresswell that he could never bring himself to send
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 12:05:07 GMT
It will be empty, with a piece of paper stuck to the bottom with the word 'unlucky' written on it.
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Post by harrysburrow on Jul 3, 2013 12:12:21 GMT
"The letter asking for a payrise that Steve Nzonzi gave TP at Xmas to give to Mr Coates when TP said he was going up to see him later and it would save Steve's valuable energy."
Pisser!
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Post by CrazyPotter on Jul 3, 2013 12:14:29 GMT
A donkey tracking device.
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Post by stokeymad on Jul 3, 2013 13:07:14 GMT
I could imagine a shrine to Walters with a cut of his hair in the middle. Similar to the one in Friday the 13th where Jason has his mums head on a shelf.
Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S34 from the year 2671 via a terminator called Bob. Using proboards of course.
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Post by lowlands on Jul 3, 2013 13:15:14 GMT
Richie Barkers coaching manual
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Post by onionman on Jul 3, 2013 13:52:18 GMT
Eight left-backs, six creative midfielders, five pacy strikers and a pair of underpants containing a document exposing financial wrongdoing by Paul Scally.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 14:10:53 GMT
A banana, a photo of Lee Mills and Bloodsport (DVD).
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Post by stokeymad on Jul 3, 2013 14:31:10 GMT
A bootlegged copy of Mike Bass at England manager.
Stoke will play four four fucking two.
Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S34 from the year 2671 via a terminator called Bob. Using proboards of course.
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Post by dadofsam on Jul 3, 2013 14:40:12 GMT
Some empty brown envelopes ?
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Jul 3, 2013 14:41:03 GMT
His FA Cup runner-up medal.
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Post by werrington on Jul 3, 2013 17:07:44 GMT
His dossier on foreign clubs
Titled " delusional "
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Post by onionman on Jul 3, 2013 17:52:52 GMT
Football Manager.
Not the current version, the Spectrum one. Tone has been playing on it since 1983.
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Post by kiwistokie on Jul 3, 2013 18:42:09 GMT
miss placed glasses that he could actually see through, not the drinking type that he led all of us too.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 18:48:29 GMT
Everything he's ever won.
Fuck all.
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Post by harrysburrow on Jul 3, 2013 19:24:39 GMT
Well yes, but he's never been relegated Sid?
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Post by LDE76 on Jul 3, 2013 19:37:53 GMT
Football Manager. Not the current version, the Spectrum one. Tone has been playing on it since 1983. He prefers the monochrome graphics and the fact that he can research every player on the game while it loads. Plus, he finds the new generation of video games frustrating; he had a go on Call of Duty at Jon Walters's house but couldn't complete Level One because he just hid behind a barricade before eventually trying to bring down a Heinkel with a bayonet. |
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Post by onionman on Jul 3, 2013 19:54:53 GMT
Football Manager. Not the current version, the Spectrum one. Tone has been playing on it since 1983. He prefers the monochrome graphics and the fact that he can research every player on the game while it loads. Plus, he finds the new generation of video games frustrating; he had a go on Call of Duty at Jon Walters's house but couldn't complete Level One because he just hid behind a barricade before eventually trying to bring down a Heinkel with a bayonet. Old computer games were ideal for Tone. He excelled at Daley Thompson Supertest. None of that tactics crap. Just waggle the joystick left and right and shout "Go arrrrrrrnnn Daley!" at the stick man rowing his boat across the river like a dog chasing a balloon. |
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Post by Clayton Wood on Jul 3, 2013 20:06:01 GMT
A lever arch file containing one page that says "German Efficiency and Spanish Flair: The way forward."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 20:06:51 GMT
Werringtons, woolwoolstantons and Dave f's sodden tearful 'i thought he'd fail and it made me weep' tissues.
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Post by swampySCFC on Jul 3, 2013 21:10:42 GMT
N'Zonzi needs to convince us surely. Not the other way round
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Post by foxysgloves on Jul 3, 2013 21:17:27 GMT
Tone never had to stoop so low as to use the bottom drawer.
On very rare occasions he had to use those close to the bottom three but normally he made the most use of those drawers comfortably placed about halfway.
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Post by werrington on Jul 3, 2013 22:41:03 GMT
Werringtons, woolwoolstantons and Dave f's sodden tearful 'i thought he'd fail and it made me weep' tissues. Lol |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 22:50:01 GMT
Werringtons, woolwoolstantons and Dave f's sodden tearful 'i thought he'd fail and it made me weep' tissues. Lol hee hee hee. |
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Post by kitkatkev on Jul 3, 2013 22:55:20 GMT
Pic of fans at the Semi Final and final with ungreatful bastards on it
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