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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 19, 2013 9:05:29 GMT
Whelan. Would throw the brick and hit the wrong car. Walters. Would pick the brick up,run around with it untill he lost it. Bego. Would try to kick it at the car window but it ends up in the woods. Owen. Dislocates shoulder throwing the brick. Huth. Throws the brick away,then headbutts the window.  |
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Post by huuuuuth on May 19, 2013 9:08:12 GMT
Palacios. Eats brick
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Post by LDE76 on May 19, 2013 9:11:42 GMT
Whelan. Would throw the brick and hit the wrong car. Walters. Would pick the brick up,run around with it untill he lost it. Bego. Would try to kick it at the car window but it ends up in the woods. Owen. Dislocates shoulder throwing the brick. Huth. Throws the brick away,then headbutts the window. Delap: finds brick at training ground. Puts brick through windscreen of car parked at the Brit. Shawcross: blamed for putting brick through windscreen of Francis Jeffers's car, even though the incident never occurred and Jeffers doesn't even own a car, having been consigned to a mobility scooter by Shawcross in an incident that never happened. |
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Post by bigdave1 on May 19, 2013 9:11:44 GMT
Edu, Ness, Shea, would pick it up and never be seen again.
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Post by Nick1984 on May 19, 2013 9:20:20 GMT
Crouch: Attempts to grab brick, falls over
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Post by Jamo on the wing on May 19, 2013 9:21:56 GMT
Tone stands at the base of a concrete pillar waiting for stones to drop.
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Post by LDE76 on May 19, 2013 9:26:18 GMT
N'zonzi: shapes to throw brick at car but is instructed to throw back to Whitehead.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on May 19, 2013 9:27:27 GMT
Kemp thinks of a lively and inventive way to throw bricks but then decides to do as he's told anyway.
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tayterz
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Me Owd Tayter...
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Post by tayterz on May 19, 2013 9:33:22 GMT
Peter Coates buys bricks TP then arranges them to sit on a bench or lends them out to Walsall....
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Post by biganddaft on May 19, 2013 9:47:05 GMT
Pennant picks up the best looking brick and tries to fuck it.
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Post by Ryan_Shawjosh on May 19, 2013 9:48:03 GMT
Pulis stubs toe on brick. He then takes off his clothes and headbutts it.
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Post by LDE76 on May 19, 2013 10:01:24 GMT
Walters: smashes Whelan's windscreen with brick. Several Oatcake posters claim that if a white player had vandalised a black player's car, the lefty, tree-hugging, PC do-gooder brigade would be up in arms about it, and remind us all that racism works both ways.
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Post by Peters Pipe on May 19, 2013 10:03:34 GMT
Ethers dances about in front of the car looking a bit anxious before giving the brick back to Ryan who launches it into Derbyshire.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 10:05:30 GMT
Pulis picks up a huge round brick and tries to stuff it through a square window.
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Post by LDE76 on May 19, 2013 10:16:03 GMT
Jamie Ness: puts brick through Whelan's windscreen. Police are looking for a white caucasian, possibly black, male, 12-50 years old, between 3' and 18' tall, with hair and eyes, no (or some) distinguishing scars/tattoos and at least one arm, bionic or otherwise.
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Post by localloser on May 19, 2013 10:21:01 GMT
Pennant picks up the best looking brick and tries to fuck it. PMSL Genius mate  |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 10:24:48 GMT
Huth picks up a car and throws it at a brick.
Pennant sees what is going on and decides to move his car out of harms way, but because his chauffer is not there he does it himself, and after arriving outside a club in wilmslow pissed as a fart blames possible vandalism on his reason for driving...your honour...
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 10:26:18 GMT
Tony picks up arguably one of the most promissing young bricks on the training ground and places it neatly on a nearby bench
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tayterz
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Me Owd Tayter...
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Post by tayterz on May 19, 2013 10:28:09 GMT
Lee Trundle buys a 2 storey structure made from several hundred bricks in Trentham....... Soz just couldn't resist it:)
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Post by LDE76 on May 19, 2013 10:30:11 GMT
Pulis: puts brick through windscreen of Coates's Bentley, runs his keys down one side of the car, spray paints "cock piss Peter" down the other and uploads it to Youtube. Geoff321 logs on to tell people that they're living in a fantasy land if they think Pulis will be sacked. Pulis selects the brick ahead of Florent Cuvelier.
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Post by kingstokie on May 19, 2013 10:31:30 GMT
Stoke City: Won two trophies associated with repairing damaged windscreens. It's no coincidence  |
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Post by LDE76 on May 19, 2013 10:34:53 GMT
Stoke City: Won two trophies associated with repairing damaged windscreens. It's no coincidence  At least the Vale players can rest easy, safe in the knowledge that the worst thing that will ever happen to their cars is a spattering of Johnstone's Paint. |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 10:36:16 GMT
New words for our song......
At break of day when the players arrived Tone was waiting.
Whoaaa aaahhhh
He said he was selling them all and he showed them the door.
Whoaaaa aaahhhhhh
Brek Sheeeeeeeee Stood there laughing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jones had a brick in his hand,
And he laughed no more.
Why Why Why dya Throw it.
Na Na Na Na Na Na naaa
Why Why Why d'ya throw it.
Na Na Na Na Na Na naaaaa
So before Tone comes to show us the door,
Forgive me Glen Whelan,
I just couldn't take any more....
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Post by 1982stokie on May 19, 2013 10:38:41 GMT
Pulis would remained everyone where the brick came from and look where it is now
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Post by Clem Fandango on May 19, 2013 10:45:12 GMT
New words for our song...... At break of day when the players arrived Tone was waiting. Whoaaa aaahhhh He said he was selling them all and he showed them the door. Whoaaaa aaahhhhhh Brek Sheeeeeeeee Stood there laughing. Ha Ha Ha Ha Jones had a brick in his hand, And he laughed no more. Why Why Why dya Throw it. Na Na Na Na Na Na naaa Why Why Why d'ya throw it. Na Na Na Na Na Na naaaaa So before Tone comes to show us the door, Forgive me Glen Whelan, I just couldn't take any more.... love it |
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Post by Peters Pipe on May 19, 2013 10:48:41 GMT
New words for our song...... At break of day when the players arrived Tone was waiting. Whoaaa aaahhhh He said he was selling them all and he showed them the door. Whoaaaa aaahhhhhh Brek Sheeeeeeeee Stood there laughing. Ha Ha Ha Ha Jones had a brick in his hand, And he laughed no more. Why Why Why dya Throw it. Na Na Na Na Na Na naaa Why Why Why d'ya throw itEggs and flour, for Owen. Na Na Na Na Na Na naaaaa So before Tone comes to show us the door, Forgive me Glen Whelan, I just couldn't take any more.... Top effort, just had to slip that line in there somewhere  |
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Post by oldgit57 on May 19, 2013 13:38:11 GMT
Bego would go to pick up the brick before being ordered back by Pulis, who would then speed off with the brick so that the people of Stoke on Trent dont suffer!
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Post by scotpotter on May 19, 2013 13:52:41 GMT
Jamie Ness: puts brick through Whelan's windscreen. Police are looking for a white caucasian, possibly black, male, 12-50 years old, between 3' and 18' tall, with hair and eyes, no (or some) distinguishing scars/tattoos and at least one arm, bionic or otherwise. You forgot in the description 'with a Scot's accent' (allegedly) |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on May 19, 2013 13:54:13 GMT
Jamie Ness: puts brick through Whelan's windscreen. Police are looking for a white caucasian, possibly black, male, 12-50 years old, between 3' and 18' tall, with hair and eyes, no (or some) distinguishing scars/tattoos and at least one arm, bionic or otherwise. You forgot in the description 'with a Scot's accent' (allegedly) Thing is, I'm not convinced members of his own family could pick him out of an identity parade. |
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Post by scotpotter on May 19, 2013 13:54:52 GMT
Wilko would destroy the car by running right through it
Pulis would wait until 10pm on 31 August before missing out on the brick
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