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Post by robstokie on Apr 14, 2013 18:47:52 GMT
I thought it would be an "ahem" 'interesting' idea to translate what Tony Pulis's air-brained quotes into understandable language for the benefit of Oatcake readers.
1. January 2013 "We cannot compete with other teams for signings/We dont have money for signings in this window" means "I've pissed away shit-loads of money on wanky players, players who are not good enough and by paying ridiculous wages to players who were good...about ten years ago. So now, despite coatesy giving me pretty much a blank cheque book up till now, I have proved myself useless at signing players of any real quality so, consequently, I need Coatesy, Sholes etc. holding my hand when i make signings"
2. Throughout this season "We've been unlucky away from home" means "We play negative tactics away from home, we are about as solid as a shit jelly on the road but if we just sit in our own area, the opposition wont score. Right?"
3. Recently "Luck hasn't come our way/The ref was crap etc." means "We play shit and I should take the blame for our inept tactics/ performances but if i rant about the referee, the small fact we played shit will sale over peoples heads"
Feel free to add more.
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Post by Pugsley on Apr 14, 2013 18:51:09 GMT
Kiddie: 25 year old footballer
Triffic: Jon Walters
Work 'ard: see Triffic
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