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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2013 23:34:22 GMT
Now then...
23..33..43 ...83..?
When I grew up in the 1890's most were wearing headscarves in their early 30's...
These days , some are wearing thongs into their late sixties and letting it all hang out up until 70..!
Phooooaarrrrrrrr.....Fuck the ladyboys (not literally of course) what about REAL women...
Oooooeeerrrrrrrrrrrr.
mumf
(P.S If there are any really desperate housewives ...Just PM' me and I'll fill the lada up straight away.)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2013 23:42:51 GMT
There was one old dear bent over the fridge in Aldi looking at Polish sausage last saturday in silver lycra leggings that caused me severe lower abdomen thruxxing ....I had to have a glass of water and a sit down.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:05:19 GMT
Now then... 23..33..43 ...83..? When I grew up in the 1890's most were wearing headscarves in their early 30's... These days , some are wearing thongs into their late sixties and letting it all hang out up until 70..! Phooooaarrrrrrrr.....Fuck the ladyboys (not literally of course) what about REAL women... Oooooeeerrrrrrrrrrrr. mumf (P.S If there are any really desperate housewives ...Just PM' me and I'll fill the lada up straight away.) Well of course it depends on how old they were when you when you married them !  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:06:50 GMT
There was one old dear bent over the fridge in Aldi looking at Polish sausage last saturday in silver lycra leggings that caused me severe lower abdomen thruxxing ....I had to have a glass of water and a sit down. You should keep out of Aldi then ! If there is a Lidl near you try there instead ! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:12:23 GMT
Yes...She was a Lidl old dear as I recall.....Nice 'pert' bum too.....Gold scandals too... YES...SCANDALS ...   |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 0:15:03 GMT
If someone is wearing silver lycra leggings the age is irrespective it's a NO.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:18:02 GMT
If someone is wearing silver lycra leggings the age is irrespective it's a NO. It's the S(c)andals that worry me |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:19:50 GMT
If someone is wearing silver lycra leggings the age is irrespective it's a NO. Why...? I happen to like shiny arses on a slow burner...(female of course) |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 0:22:01 GMT
They ( the sandals ) would worry any normal red blooded man but this is Mumf.  |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 0:32:50 GMT
There are some very attractive older ladies out there.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:33:58 GMT
If someone is wearing silver lycra leggings the age is irrespective it's a NO. Why...? I happy to like shiny arses on a slow burner...(female of course) Agreed shiny or otherwise .... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:34:57 GMT
They ( the sandals ) would worry any normal red blooded man but this Mumf. Well , it never stopped JESUS from wearing them and preaching that we should love our fellow man.....    |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:36:39 GMT
There are some very attractive older ladies out there. Yes some lovely blue rinsers at the Con Club ....I 'm taking mumf for a drink there on Wednesday to watch the funeral on the big screen ..  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:37:43 GMT
They ( the sandals ) would worry any normal red blooded man but this Mumf. Well , it never stopped JESUS from wearing them and preaching that we should love our fellow man..... Fortunately I am a non believer ! |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 0:42:47 GMT
There are some very attractive older ladies out there. Yes some lovely blue rinsers at the Con Club ....I 'm taking mumf for a drink there on Wednesday to watch the funeral on the big screen .. WHO'S. |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 0:45:17 GMT
Yes some lovely blue rinsers at the Con Club ....I 'm taking mumf for a drink there on Wednesday to watch the funeral on the big screen .. WHO'S. SORRY BIHPHAM SLOW ON THE UP TAKE TONIGHT.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:46:05 GMT
Yes some lovely blue rinsers at the Con Club ....I 'm taking mumf for a drink there on Wednesday to watch the funeral on the big screen .. WHO'S. He's not died has he ? He regenerates surely ? |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 0:47:30 GMT
He's not died has he ? He regenerates surely ? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:47:59 GMT
SORRY BIHPHAM SLOW ON THE UP TAKE TONIGHT. BIHPHAM !....I'm not Polish ! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:51:07 GMT
You notice that since I mentioned the Con Club , mumf has been conspicuous by his absence  |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 0:51:22 GMT
SORRY BIHPHAM SLOW ON THE UP TAKE TONIGHT. BIHPHAM !....I'm not Polish ! I DID SAY SLOW ON THE UP TAKE. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 0:52:48 GMT
BIHPHAM !....I'm not Polish ! I DID SAY SLOW ON THE UP TAKE. That's ok then |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 0:57:58 GMT
I DID SAY SLOW ON THE UP TAKE. That's ok then Ambassador as been quite tonight. have you seen the pics ambass and his friend antony. on the lets break a posts in a thread world record! thread. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 1:00:10 GMT
That's ok then Ambassador as been quite tonight. have you seen the pics ambass and his friend antony. on the lets break a posts in a thread world record! thread. Indeed I have .....he was looking a little worn out if I may say so ..... |
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Apr 13, 2013 1:03:30 GMT
Ambassador as been quite tonight. have you seen the pics ambass and his friend antony. on the lets break a posts in a thread world record! thread. Indeed I have .....he was looking a little worn out if I may say so ..... I'm off now Bispham. goodnight. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 1:05:53 GMT
Indeed I have .....he was looking a little worn out if I may say so ..... I'm off now Bispham. goodnight. Goodnight mate |
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Post by BigKahunaBurger on Apr 13, 2013 7:23:50 GMT
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Post by oxfordshirestokie on Apr 13, 2013 11:23:17 GMT
What age is Sue Barker ??? I find her attractive LOL she's a right sort! anything over 60...
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Post by starkiller on Apr 13, 2013 11:44:27 GMT
Crappy processed junk food and poor nutrition, poor fitness and lifestyle and bad styling all contribute.
I think you need to get a woman that is as future-proof as possible.
If you're in for the long haul, take a good look at your other half and imagine her ten years down the line.
Some women in their late teens and early twenties already show very clear signs they aren't going to age well.
In fact, a lot of folk have caused irreversible damage to their bodies and appearance by the time they get to that age, having failed to do anything about it.
So it's not really about age ...
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Post by greenhoff74 on Apr 13, 2013 12:20:16 GMT
What age is Sue Barker ??? I find her attractive LOL she's a right sort! anything over 60... She's 56 now |
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